Halloween Costume

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

So, are you costuming for Halloween and, if so, as what?

I’ve had a real issue with costumiers for most of my life… the escapism of it disturbs me… but I’m trying to see the fun side of it so this year I put together a really kick ass Vault Dweller outfit.

Anyone else?

[TuneoutParticipant]

No, I just like to watch women’s inner sluts on display.

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10939]

Tuneout wrote:

No, I just like to watch women’s inner sluts on display.

That happens pretty much everyday.

She's not looking for love. She's looking for someone to finance the lifestyle that SHE thinks SHE deserves.

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

I was awed by KM’s suggestion of a shiny green suit with a fish hook in the lapel. “The One that Got Away.”

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[Anonymous 42]

I’m gonna go out as a bank robber and trick or treat all the banks!

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

Carry around an empty bucket of f~~~s.

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[Anonymous 42]

Chaff/Flare wrote:

Carry around an empty bucket of f~~~s.

[FermatParticipant 3478]

Too old to trick or treat, but if I do get invited to a party, I’ll be Arthur from PBS for Halloween. Its an easy costume and everyone usually recognizes who I am.

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[sidecarParticipant 35862]

Solo MAN’S Wisdom wrote:

I was awed by KM’s suggestion of a shiny green suit with a fish hook in the lapel. “The One that Got Away.”

That was mine, but feel free to copy it. I wore that last year. P~~~ed off a bunch of women, but not so much that they didn’t try to give me their numbers.

Not sure what I’m going to do this year to top it.

On a related note, I finally got a giant f~~~ing bear trap for putting at the bottom of the drive with a bowl of candy on the trigger plate. I’m going to put a sign next to it saying: “You really only want to take one. Trust me on this.” It’s disabled, of course. I need to find a way to make it jump when touched, but that might have to wait until next year.

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9606]

I never really liked Halloween, even as a kid. I was never really a dress up type. I gave up on it when I was 12, and boycotted it ever since. This year, I’m avoiding the trick or treaters by going to the gym, and then to Red Lobster.

Besides, Halloween promotes socialism by having kids entitled to free candy (free handouts) just because they’re in a costume.

If I were to be invited to a party, I wouldn’t have a costume that fits. My Resident Evil Leon S. Kennedy rookie police uniform never really fit me, but I bought for my Resident Evil collection.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

I don’t go to parties anymore since I’m not forced by a woman lol. Three years ago I did dress up as Karl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Sweats, wife beater, $3 gold chain and $2 flip flops.
Before that my best costume was Julian from Trailer Park Boys. Also a cheap, easy costume.

[narwhalParticipant]

I have a kilt I’ll pull out every couple of years. It’s good for a laugh and a “Are you wearing anything under there?” Not a big fan of the holiday.

I find the relationship between women and costumes/pretending to be rather interesting. Men wearing costumes to goof off. Women seem to think that it’s excuse to act like someone else with no repercussions for their actions.

Ok. Then do it.

[sidecarParticipant 35862]

ResidentEvil7 wrote:

I never really liked Halloween, even as a kid. I was never really a dress up type. I gave up on it when I was 12, and boycotted it ever since. This year, I’m avoiding the trick or treaters by going to the gym, and then to Red Lobster.

Besides, Halloween promotes socialism by having kids entitled to free candy (free handouts) just because they’re in a costume.

Halloween isn’t about dressing up or even about free candy. That’s just a small part of it.

People have forgotten the trick part of “trick or treat”. Halloween is a day for f~~~ing with people, especially in ways that disturb them and amuse yourself. What’s not to like?

[Big BossParticipant 4496]

Stargazer wrote:

So, are you costuming for Halloween and, if so, as what?

I’ve had a real issue with costumiers for most of my life… the escapism of it disturbs me… but I’m trying to see the fun side of it so this year I put together a really kick ass Vault Dweller outfit.

Anyone else?

Eh, I like giving candy out to the kids and even the older kids that dress u.

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9606]

sidecar wrote:

ResidentEvil7 wrote:

<p abp=”505″>I never really liked Halloween, even as a kid. I was never really a dress up type. I gave up on it when I was 12, and boycotted it ever since. This year, I’m avoiding the trick or treaters by going to the gym, and then to Red Lobster.

<p abp=”506″>Besides, Halloween promotes socialism by having kids entitled to free candy (free handouts) just because they’re in a costume.

<p abp=”507″>Halloween isn’t about dressing up or even about free candy. That’s just a small part of it.

<p abp=”508″>People have forgotten the trick part of “trick or treat”. Halloween is a day for f~~~ing with people, especially in ways that disturb them and amuse yourself. What’s not to like?

I care more about working out and eating Endless Shrimp at Red Lobster than constantly answering the door to kids who feel they’re entitled to a free handout, just because they’re dressed up in something silly.

If I were to be invited to an adults only Halloween party, then that’s one thing, because I rather live in an all adults world. Problem is, the only costume I have of Leon S. Kennedy from Resident Evil 2 doesn’t fit me. I just hang it on my wall in my Resident Evil collection.

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[sidecarParticipant 35862]

ResidentEvil7 wrote:

I care more about working out and eating Endless Shrimp at Red Lobster than constantly answering the door to kids who feel they’re entitled to a free handout, just because they’re dressed up in something silly.

That’s why I have my giant ass bear trap with a bowl of candy on the trigger plate and a sign saying: “You really only want to take one.”

If I were to be invited to an adults only Halloween party, then that’s one thing, because I rather live in an all adults world. Problem is, the only costume I have of Leon S. Kennedy from Resident Evil 2 doesn’t fit me. I just hang it on my wall in my Resident Evil collection.

The costume / disguise doesn’t need to be complex. The concept behind it matters more. The One That Got Away only needed a large fishhook from a commercial fishing supply. This year I might go pick up a barrel, spray paint: “Don’t blame me. I voted for Trump.” on it, and wear it over boxer shorts. I’ll be The American Tax Payer After Hillary Gets Elected. Or maybe I can come up with something along the lines of Black Looters Matter. I’ll think of something.

[Anonymous 5]

Last year dressed up as a black metal singer named dead had the metal t shirt and corpse paint on.

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