Guys, being a chivalrous beta paid off big time today!

[OneforfreedomParticipant 930]

— reposted for the author as this topic was lost in an outage today —-

I was riding on the train.

It was crowded; there was only one seat open in my part of the carriage, and that was the seat right beside the one I was sitting in.
A land whale entered the train on the next stop. She was quite hefty….I’d venture 300LBs with a height of 5ft8in.
Guess where land whale sat down?
I immediately got up by inviting a nearby girl to come and sit in my seat.

The look of regret in her eyes was clear once she settled in next to land whale.
Being a chivalrous beta paid off big time 🙂

[sidecarParticipant 35870]

Landwhale should have been warned off from taking the seat next to you. Clearly you need to work on your manspreading technique.

[The Moth Attracted to the FlameParticipant 2982]

Landwhales. God damn them.

[RoyDalParticipant]

That was so evil … I love it!

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[Anonymous 1]

Perfect.

[LonerBonerParticipant 358]

I salute you!

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[UntamedParticipant]

That’s the way to do it! Bravo.

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[Anonymous 11]

Good move for your personal comfort.

I once spent 2.5 hours pinned against the cold window of a Boeing 737 and unable to move due to a landwhale sitting next to me.

[UntamedParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Good move for your personal comfort.
I once spent 2.5 hours pinned against the cold window of a Boeing 737 and unable to move due to a landwhale sitting next to me.

I had a landwhale in my last flight from Chicago to Brussels sitting right next to me. I had chosen a window seat at the wing when I ordered online and was chagrined they hadn’t respected my choice, let alone seating me next to Jabba the Hut. After about an hour of her unbearable mass against me I demanded, in no uncertain terms, to be moved. The stewardess was p~~~ed (f~~~ her) but eventually put me in the rear where I could man-spread all I wanted. Can’t sleep in moving vehicles and I refuse to put up with s~~~ on a $900 ticket.

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[Anonymous 11]

I could not have handled Chicago to Brussels like that. Mine was just Newark to Atlanta, and the plane was full too. I was p~~~ed more as we got stacked up going into Atlanta due to a delay adding to my misery. I forgot to add the joy of the screaming baby right behind me too. It felt like I was being pushed through the window.

On my final leg home, I had three seats in an empty row on a 757 all to myself. I pushed the armrests up and lounged like a couch. It was heaven.

I only fly general aviation on my client’s planes now. No landwhales, lines, or TSA perverts groping/stealing stuff from you.

They need to charge landwhales more for landwhale grade seating requirements. Even business class seats will not properly contain a landwhale. F~~~ manspreading when whalespreading is the real problem. It’s not right to compress a paying passenger like that.

[Anonymous 42]

Hey Oneforfreedom, do you know how much kinetic energy is contained in a 300 lb. blubber ball land whale?
I look at it this way; when I’m in an airplane, bus, or passenger vehicle, I NEVER LET THEM SIT BEHIND ME!, always in front; during projectile stage after a crash occurs, a 300 lb. L W will clear a path all the way through the windscreen, removing all protruding objects on the way, like a big fat pincushion, and then along comes you @60 mph (airborne), and you have a whalebag to protect you from IMPACT! YA like the way I think??? I know I do!!!

[OneforfreedomParticipant 930]

Anonymous wrote:

I once spent 2.5 hours pinned against the cold window of a Boeing 737 and unable to move due to a landwhale sitting next to me.

Ouch. I feel for you. 2.5 hours….my gosh….

Untamed wrote:

let alone seating me next to Jabba the Hut. After about an hour of her unbearable mass against me I demanded, in no uncertain terms, to be moved. The stewardess was p~~~ed (f~~~ her) but eventually put me in the rear where I could man-spread all I wanted.

I lost it when I read “Jabba the Hut” hahahahahaha.
Good for you for sticking up for yourself.

Anonymous wrote:

I look at it this way; when I’m in an airplane, bus, or passenger vehicle, I NEVER LET THEM SIT BEHIND ME!, always in front; during projectile stage after a crash occurs, a 300 lb. L W will clear a path all the way through the windscreen, removing all protruding objects on the way, like a big fat pincushion, and then along comes you @60 mph (airborne), and you have a whalebag to protect you from IMPACT! YA like the way I think??? I know I do!!!

LOL. I like the way you think :D. I’m going to have to consider this in the future. LOL this makes me smile.

[UntamedParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

They need to charge landwhales more for landwhale grade seating requirements. Even business class seats will not properly contain a landwhale. F~~~ manspreading when whalespreading is the real problem. It’s not right to compress a paying passenger like that.

Landwhales need to be charged TWICE and some of ’em THREE times.
They need to make weemins-only planes. That weemins-only train idea they got in England is a great idea. If I can travel without being confronted to a self-entitled c~~~ that would be a step in the right direction. Those weemins-only planes will need to be outfitted with couches and extra booster jets for take off.

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[AttonParticipant]

You might want to be careful around land whales there gravitational pull can cause brain damage.

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[Anonymous 11]

Untamed wrote:

extra booster jets for take off.

They can just use those JATO rockets like they put on C130s that need to get airborne immediately to get all that blubber off the ground. One land whale equals me plus my 10 day trip luggage quintupled yet they pay the same fare.

Mark my word. One day an airliner is going down on takeoff because someone did not properly load balance all the landwhales. You Euro brothers would freak if you ever visited the Southern US. Saddlebags are everywhere.

[UntamedParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

Untamed wrote:

extra booster jets for take off.

They can just use those JATO rockets like they put on C130s that need to get airborne immediately to get all that blubber off the ground. One land whale equals me plus my 10 day trip luggage quintupled yet they pay the same fare.
Mark my word. One day an airliner is going down on takeoff because someone did not properly load balance all the landwhales. You Euro brothers would freak if you ever visited the Southern US. Saddlebags are everywhere.

I’ve seen my fair share of blubber while in the U.S. California, Arizona, Texas, Louisiana, Virginia… They go to MickeyD’s and order everything that’ll augment their weight. Size it up has a literal meaning for them. And then, as an afterthought, they order Diet Pepsi Ha haaaa !!!

When I tell the guys how many years I spent in the US they automatically ask me why there are so many landwhales there.
If I feel good at the moment, I respond that it’s their way of life that gets them that way. Always on the go, always stressed and in a hurry. No discipline for a workout or merely health problems.
If it’s a bad day I tell ’em their bodies reflect their greed.

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[Anonymous 11]

30 years ago you hardly saw any landwhales in the US. They are everywhere now though I tend to see fewer in the Northeast.

I make a habit of observing what a landwhale has in its scooter cart while in grocery stores. It’s mostly carb loaded crap like sodas, chips and twinkies plus a bunch of processed convenience foods. The fitter people tend to have fresh vegetables and meats. You can tell the fit folks are prepping their own meals from scratch. Landwhales are lazy. Each one to a whale will tell you they have gland problems.

I’ve also found that the more educated social circles where I tend to hang have a way lower whale rate even down South. Stress, poor diets and lack of activity all contribute so you are right Untamed.

I had a scooter mounted landwhale almost run me over in the store last week. I could have been seriously maimed, but luckily I’ve fast reflexes and am quick on my feet. I’d like to find a way to disable those scooters. They are not doing those landwhales any favors.

[UntamedParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

I had a scooter mounted landwhale almost run me over in the store last week. I could have been seriously maimed, but luckily I’ve fast reflexes and am quick on my feet. I’d like to find a way to disable those scooters. They are not doing those landwhales any favors.

I can see those store scooters being useful to grandma and I’m all for facilitating our elders but you’re right, CP, those landwhales are a menace to store customers. I myself was almost ran over by one of those overweight store-speeders and she looked at me as if I crossed the street out of the sidewalk. Of course, as you say, her shopping basket was full of ready-to-make microwave meals, chips, soda and ice cream! I’m sure she hadn’t had a veggie since Moses took the Jews out Egypt.

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[sidecarParticipant 35870]

Anonymous wrote:

Mark my word. One day an airliner is going down on takeoff because someone did not properly load balance all the landwhales.

I once had a conversation with a friend about economy airlines. He was hoping WalMart would start their own airline, thinking he would get cheap tickets. He failed to consider WalMart’s customer base. My position was that WalMart Airlines wouldn’t fly (literally) for pretty much the reasons you just gave. And even if they do manage to stay airborne, no airline could possible survive charging cut rate airfares for maximum fuel consumption customers.

Anonymous wrote:

30 years ago you hardly saw any landwhales in the US.

The explosion of obesity in the U.S. has happened simultaneously with the explosion of single motherhood. It’s not hard to extrapolate the cause and effect relationship there.

They are everywhere now though I tend to see fewer in the Northeast.

The cold weather must burn off extra calories. Or they just stay inside. Given that most northeast cities predate the automobile, they’re really structured more for walking than driving, and landwhales prefer not to walk.

I suspect deliverymen in the northeast have some landwhale tales to tell.

[Anonymous 11]

sidecar wrote:

I suspect deliverymen in the northeast have some landwhale tales to tell.

Any delivery men in the Northeast to fill us in here? I live in the Deep South so my opinion is very much biased. Landwhale capital reigning champion region we are.

People don’t walk much down here. I’ll watch a landwhale circle a Walmart parking lot for 10 to 15 minutes to get the front parking spot. I always park in the back of the lot and walk. I see more old people pushing carts than on scooters. I’ve no problem with a truly disabled person using one. I guess 400 pounds of extra adipose tissue does make it more difficult.

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