I was riding on the train.

It was crowded; there was only one seat open in my part of the carriage, and that was the seat right beside the one I was sitting in.
A land whale entered the train on the next stop. She was quite hefty….I’d venture 300LBs with a height of 5ft8in.
Guess where land whale sat down?
I immediately got up by inviting a nearby girl to come and sit in my seat.

The look of regret in her eyes was clear once she settled in next to land whale.
Being a chivalrous beta paid off big time 🙂

I once spent 2.5 hours pinned against the cold window of a Boeing 737 and unable to move due to a landwhale sitting next to me.

Good move for your personal comfort.
I once spent 2.5 hours pinned against the cold window of a Boeing 737 and unable to move due to a landwhale sitting next to me.

I had a landwhale in my last flight from Chicago to Brussels sitting right next to me. I had chosen a window seat at the wing when I ordered online and was chagrined they hadn’t respected my choice, let alone seating me next to Jabba the Hut. After about an hour of her unbearable mass against me I demanded, in no uncertain terms, to be moved. The stewardess was p~~~ed (f~~~ her) but eventually put me in the rear where I could man-spread all I wanted. Can’t sleep in moving vehicles and I refuse to put up with s~~~ on a $900 ticket.

On my final leg home, I had three seats in an empty row on a 757 all to myself. I pushed the armrests up and lounged like a couch. It was heaven.

I only fly general aviation on my client’s planes now. No landwhales, lines, or TSA perverts groping/stealing stuff from you.

They need to charge landwhales more for landwhale grade seating requirements. Even business class seats will not properly contain a landwhale. F~~~ manspreading when whalespreading is the real problem. It’s not right to compress a paying passenger like that.