Guten Tag from Germany – Glad I got around here before it was too late.

[Anonymous 0]

To preface this post, let me first note that English is not my first language, so if I make mistakes or talk in a weird way, you can attribute it to the way I nurtured my vocabulary over the last years after leaving Gymnasium.

Now for my introduction. What to say … I’ll start with my name. Le Bateau Ivre means “The drunk Boat” in French, so to say a ship of fools, filled to the brim with wine, therefore close to sinking. Rest assured I am not sinking right now, for the first time in my life to be precise. Getting back on track.

Got out of a Relationship with a dear girl back in February, her inner separation was finished for a month already. Later found out she had rather lax sexual morale, but that’s for a post in relations~~~s. Not so dear anymore.

Out of the frying pan, into the fire:

Later met a woman that wanted to domesticate me into a docile “intellectual” – On her terms. She got p~~~ed when I told her that her artificially lowering her partner count for her (in my opinion absolutely sorry) 30something virgin boyfriend is a rather s~~~ty way to reassure him sexually – Good riddance, I say now. Well. I guess there will be a forum to post about her manipulation attempts too. I’ll look around.

I fancy myself well-read (Currently on Ulysses by Joyce), I like drinking good beer (German afterall), I play video games when I feel like getting yelled at by angry russians.

Any questions? Ask away.

Glad to be here.

[DeepInThoughtParticipant 2710]

Welcome aboard.

 

i dated a German girl for a few years, I even lived in Heidelberg. No amount of words can explain how controlling German women can be..and cold when they are p~~~ed off.

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Hello from Germany to Germany and welcome, bro’…

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

[Anonymous 12]

Willkommen!

I am of part German heritage but have never been there. You write in English far better than I could write in German so no complaints here!

Germany has the lowest birth rate in the world now since overtaking Japan so obviously there is a problem with the women over there who prefer to play power games than have an honest interaction with a man.

Sorry to hear about your troubles with the ex but you are probably lucky she played her games sooner rather than later!

 

 

[RoyDalParticipant]

Welcome!

If you can plow through Ulysses, you are made of tougher stuff than I. I used to drink lots of imported beer (don’t like the North American stuff, it tastes like soap to me) and now drink lots of red wine. We should go boating some time.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Anonymous 0]

A welcome, and what a welcome at that!

RoyDal wrote:

Welcome! If you can plow through Ulysses, you are made of tougher stuff than I. I used to drink lots of imported beer (don’t like the North American stuff, it tastes like soap to me) and now drink lots of red wine. We should go boating some time.

Red wine is my medication of choice when I try to get p~~~ed 😀

Anonymous wrote:

Willkommen! I am of part German heritage but have never been there. You write in English far better than I could write in German so no complaints here! Germany has the lowest birth rate in the world now since overtaking Japan so obviously there is a problem with the women over there who prefer to play power games than have an honest interaction with a man. Sorry to hear about your troubles with the ex but you are probably lucky she played her games sooner rather than later!

A-f~~~ing-men.

DeepInThought wrote:

Welcome aboard. i dated a German girl for a few years, I even lived in Heidelberg. No amount of words can explain how controlling German women can be..and cold when they are p~~~ed off.

They are currently trying to push the kind of 3rd wave feminism that ruined the anglo world onto Germany… sucks. They call it “Gender-Mainstreaming”.

[Anonymous 0]

A big Welcome LeBateaulvre,  from Hamburg/Germany

In which part of Germany you are living?

Anonymous wrote:

I like drinking good beer

Hehe…same here pal. Befiting one’s rank I prefer Astra and Holsten.

[Anonymous 0]

Anonymous wrote:

A big Welcome LeBateaulvre, from Hamburg/Germany

In which part of Germany you are living?

Bavaria! Well… I would therefore stereotypically contest your beer 😀 This can only be solved by a booze-off…

[FermatParticipant 3478]

Welcome @LeBateaulvre This is a great forum cause there’s always a little something for everyone. Enjoy.

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[kizellParticipant 368]

Greetings from Atlanta.   Next summer I am taking a  trip to Germany and Austria.

I’ve been to France and italy but I’ve always wanted to go to Germany as it is where my ancestors are from

[Lazarus DreamingParticipant 26]

Hey Man , Willkommen von Orlando Florida ! Schön, dich hier zu sehen!  Warum glauben Sie wie immer bei von wütenden Russen schrie fühlen? lol

[Anonymous 0]

Anonymous wrote:

Bavaria! Well

Cool, after I left university I went to Munich. I’ve been living there for nearly eight years, working for a Media Company. A high recreational value there. If you like the mountains, no problem. The seas in the outland of the Alps, Great panorama. You can jump to Austria or take a Weekend trip to Italy.

But I always knew, that I never will transmute to a bavarian….LOL.

[J.D SilvernailParticipant 383]

What is life like in Germany?

I'm married to the game,but she broke her vows.

[Anonymous 0]

J.D Silvernail wrote:

What is life like in Germany?

Beer (drinking outside is allowed), Wiener Schnitzel, Currywurst,

must pay social security if you like it or not, (except you are self employed)

easy to learn foreign languages because the whole world is already there (at least in Hamburg),

finacial support for half of the European Union (in the near future also for the Ukraine),

shut up and drudge to death,

avoid to speak your mind if you don’t want to be called Nazi,

good cars,

no speed limit on most of the highways,

no earthquakes

[Anonymous 11]

Anonymous wrote:

Beer (drinking outside is allowed)

@Hollowmile: Alcohol drinking(not in glass) is allowed outside in my town too here in the States which is kind of rare. The tourist freak out over it and takes them a while to get used to it. I’ll walk past a police officer wishing the officer a good day guzzling it whenever I’m with one just to watch the reaction.

Welcome, LeBateauIvre. We have a nice contingent here from your home country so you’ll be in good hands. This is a very international site so that means we have an international level crises on our hands.

[VoidraitheParticipant 477]

Anonymous wrote:

Hamburg/Germany

&

Anonymous wrote:

Holsten.

I have attended Wacken twice and spent some time in Hamburg. I enjoyed the city and the Holsten.

Oh and welcome LeBateaulvre

[experiencedParticipant]

Welcome to MGTOW. You’re gonna like it here.

 

“Counterstrike”

angry Russians

German girls were always the best in the sack, but a billion units of aggravation.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

They are coming after you.

Welcome to the forums!

 

PS. Im russian from Latvia, and my own top of angry players (mostly based on years playing CS and COD):

1. Russians (from Russia) kids and adults. (Rage. That Rage, and a need to prove that my mother is a camping c~~~, just like me)

2. German kids and teens. (they mostly yell : “hacker hacker OMG you are russian, russian hacker” and then they leave/ragequit the match.)

3. Polish kids and teens. ( they yell : Kurwa! , but at least don’t quit and finish the match)

 

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[Krab_AssParticipant 267]

Anonymous wrote:

let me first note that English is not my first language

Could have fooled me!  You’re doing fine!

Very sorry to hear of your troubles mate but you have kindred souls here.

 

"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore Roosevelt

[Ned TrentParticipant 4894]

Anonymous wrote:

But I always knew, that I never will transmute to a bavarian….LOL.

… and neither will I…  …ever and why would I, being the classic poster child example of a “bloody Prussian” (originating from Berlin) like they call us here even in Muc and yeah, I could hardly care less about the fact that I’m seemingly not quite welcome there in Bavaria, he he …

Mia san mia and all of that bollocks, well …   … ick bin MGTOW vastehste..?

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

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