Now for my introduction. What to say … I’ll start with my name. Le Bateau Ivre means “The drunk Boat” in French, so to say a ship of fools, filled to the brim with wine, therefore close to sinking. Rest assured I am not sinking right now, for the first time in my life to be precise. Getting back on track.

Got out of a Relationship with a dear girl back in February, her inner separation was finished for a month already. Later found out she had rather lax sexual morale, but that’s for a post in relations~~~s. Not so dear anymore.

Out of the frying pan, into the fire:

Later met a woman that wanted to domesticate me into a docile “intellectual” – On her terms. She got p~~~ed when I told her that her artificially lowering her partner count for her (in my opinion absolutely sorry) 30something virgin boyfriend is a rather s~~~ty way to reassure him sexually – Good riddance, I say now. Well. I guess there will be a forum to post about her manipulation attempts too. I’ll look around.

I fancy myself well-read (Currently on Ulysses by Joyce), I like drinking good beer (German afterall), I play video games when I feel like getting yelled at by angry russians.

Any questions? Ask away.

Glad to be here.

i dated a German girl for a few years, I even lived in Heidelberg. No amount of words can explain how controlling German women can be..and cold when they are p~~~ed off.

I am of part German heritage but have never been there. You write in English far better than I could write in German so no complaints here!

Germany has the lowest birth rate in the world now since overtaking Japan so obviously there is a problem with the women over there who prefer to play power games than have an honest interaction with a man.

Sorry to hear about your troubles with the ex but you are probably lucky she played her games sooner rather than later!

If you can plow through Ulysses, you are made of tougher stuff than I. I used to drink lots of imported beer (don’t like the North American stuff, it tastes like soap to me) and now drink lots of red wine. We should go boating some time.

RoyDal wrote:

Welcome! If you can plow through Ulysses, you are made of tougher stuff than I. I used to drink lots of imported beer (don’t like the North American stuff, it tastes like soap to me) and now drink lots of red wine. We should go boating some time.

Red wine is my medication of choice when I try to get p~~~ed 😀

Anonymous wrote:

Willkommen! I am of part German heritage but have never been there. You write in English far better than I could write in German so no complaints here! Germany has the lowest birth rate in the world now since overtaking Japan so obviously there is a problem with the women over there who prefer to play power games than have an honest interaction with a man. Sorry to hear about your troubles with the ex but you are probably lucky she played her games sooner rather than later!

A-f~~~ing-men.

DeepInThought wrote:

Welcome aboard. i dated a German girl for a few years, I even lived in Heidelberg. No amount of words can explain how controlling German women can be..and cold when they are p~~~ed off.

They are currently trying to push the kind of 3rd wave feminism that ruined the anglo world onto Germany… sucks. They call it “Gender-Mainstreaming”.

In which part of Germany you are living?

Anonymous wrote:

I like drinking good beer

Hehe…same here pal. Befiting one’s rank I prefer Astra and Holsten.

A big Welcome LeBateaulvre, from Hamburg/Germany

In which part of Germany you are living?

Bavaria! Well… I would therefore stereotypically contest your beer 😀 This can only be solved by a booze-off…

I’ve been to France and italy but I’ve always wanted to go to Germany as it is where my ancestors are from