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[Chucks_RevengeParticipant 216]

My ex stopped by yesterday to ask me a very important question. It seems that some new guy she’s seeing wants to involve her in a BDSM gang-bang with about 4 or 5 of his buddies. She wanted to know if she could list me as a contact with the hospital in case she gets seriously injured. She doesn’t want her mother to know. And even though we’ve been apart for 7 or 8 months now I’m still the person that she trusts the most.

Last I saw of her she was sitting in her car crying because I laughed my ass off at this request. Apparently that was not the reaction she was hoping for.

[RoyDalParticipant]

RoyDal wrote:

@MuddyWolf,

That is funny alright! She is distraught because you won’t aid and abet her humiliation and degradation.

If you had fallen for it, you would have been the classic ‘sucker with a pen.’

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Total LeeParticipant 1573]

Total Lee wrote:

What. The. F~~~.

CPT Obvious wrote:

She wanted to know if she could list me as a contact with the hospital in case she gets seriously injured.

Oh that’s nice. Has she never heard of a “safe word”? That’s an agreement where people who get off on that say a word like “pineapple” or “rain” in the middle of the act to let the others know it’s getting too rough. Because “no” and “stop” or “that’s too hard” is supposed to be ignored. So you say “pineapple” and that’s the way to set your limits.

CPT Obvious wrote:

And even though we’ve been apart for 7 or 8 months now I’m still the person that she trusts the most.

There’s a away to get around that.

CPT Obvious wrote:

She doesn’t want her mother to know.

You know what to do now. Call her Mom and tell her. Then at least you won’t be the person she trusts the most anymore, and you’re off the hook.

[BadgerParticipant 2277]

FOREWARNED wrote:

Women’s tears = Attempts to use “Water Power” to get what they want.

[Total LeeParticipant 1573]

Total Lee wrote:

It reminds me of an animated gif image I wish I had kept a copy of. It was called “the ultimate beta” or something like that. It was an animation of a girl getting f~~~ed by some alpha chad thunderc~~~ while holding the hand of a scrawny beta boyfriend who was covering his eyes and looking away.

Same kind of scenario. She said she trusted him more than anyone and wanted him there for support. That poor sap never gets to f~~~ her of course, but he’s the one she runs to and cries to when she gets pumped and dumped. So pathetic.

You did the right thing laughing at her and not being that guy.

[HitmanParticipant]

Hitman wrote:

How do you punish a masochist ?
By doing NOTHING!!!
……………….glad you laughed in her face, she deserves far worse. .

[Clockwork PenguinParticipant 50]

Clockwork Penguin wrote:

@MuddyWolf – Honestly dude, I would have agreed to it simply for the comedic value. I may sound like an asshole in saying this, but that’s a call from a hospital I’d love to receive.

Just sayin’.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

TaxGuy wrote:

CPT Obvious wrote:

My ex stopped by yesterday to ask me a very important question. It seems that some new guy she’s seeing wants to involve her in a BDSM gang-bang with about 4 or 5 of his buddies. She wanted to know if she could list me as a contact with the hospital in case she gets seriously injured. She doesn’t want her mother to know. And even though we’ve been apart for 7 or 8 months now I’m still the person that she trusts the most.

Last I saw of her she was sitting in her car crying because I laughed my ass off at this request. Apparently that was not the reaction she was hoping for.

I may be off base here, but I have never heard of setting up a contact list at the hospital in case someone gets hurt. I why wouldn’t she just do it anyway, why would the hospital need his permission? Did she bring an official paper from the hospital, or was she just asking?

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying you are lying. I’m saying SHE is LYING!! I think she just wanted to f~~~ with you and was hoping for some major reaction from you. And you are right, she didn’t get the response she wanted. The gang bang is genius for two reasons. You either get p~~~ed off and tell her what an idiot she is, which means you still care. Or you beg her not to do it, and she knows she can control you. She wasn’t banking on your third choice, laughing at her. That’s the one where she knows you don’t give a f~~~ anymore. Laughing at the thought of her taking four or five dicks at once let’s her know just how over her you are.

Good for you man, you just passed that s~~~ test with flying colors.

Order the good wine

[WhackerGuy2030Participant 999]

WhackerGuy2030 wrote:

Perfect reaction.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

bigboy83 wrote:

I’ll tell her to go f~~~ herself. I guess she gets her fifty shades of slut, fantasy. Good for her. Lol

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[BoarParticipant]

Boar wrote:

Was she testing you to see if you had any feelings for her? I am sure if you had gotten jealous she would have been delighted….

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[OldBillParticipant]

OldBill wrote:

Good Sweet Christ, Muddy Wolf! How long it take you to stop laughing?

I wouldn’t have been to speak because I would have been laughing too hard. Hell, she most likely would have had to take me to the hospital.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

uchibenkei wrote:

I’m guessing deep down (or maybe not even deep down) she wanted you to stop her. Sounds like a s~~~ test. “Look what I’m going to do to myself. Please save me. How much do you love me”. Well played. You passed. ha ha ha

To any women reading these pages, if a man asks you to be part of a gang bang with some of his buddies, he doesn’t give a s~~~ about you.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[Anonymous 3]

Tungus Khan wrote:

Frank V. wrote:

I’m guessing deep down (or maybe not even deep down) she wanted you to stop her. Sounds like a s~~~ test. “Look what I’m going to do to myself. Please save me. How much do you love me”. Well played. You passed. ha ha ha

To any women reading these pages, if a man asks you to be part of a gang bang with some of his buddies, he doesn’t give a s~~~ about you.

Sounds like that to me as well. She wanted you to be her white knight, captain save a ho.

I’m willing to bet it was probably something she had done before behind your back.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Beer wrote:

Oz-Bloke wrote:

I’m not saying you are lying. I’m saying SHE is LYING!! I think she just wanted to f~~~ with you and was hoping for some major reaction from you.

Yeah that’s what I was thinking as well. I just don’t see how OP would fit into this equation at all…if something happened there would be at least 4-5 other people there to call 911 or get her to a hospital. Once she’s at the hospital its not like OP could do anything for her, or would give a f~~~ if the hospital called saying his ex was there. Plus if something bad did happen and she ended up hospitalized…her mom is going to find out anyhow lol.

Definitely just a s~~~ test, and a pretty dumb one. She probably thought it would make her seem sexy and desired that 4-5 guys would want group sex with her which would make OP mad or jealous or something, when all it did was make her sound like a whore lol.

[Frank V.Participant 2445]

Chucks_Revenge wrote:

My ex stopped by yesterday to ask me a very important question. It seems that some new guy she’s seeing wants to involve her in a BDSM gang-bang with about 4 or 5 of his buddies. She wanted to know if she could list me as a contact with the hospital in case she gets seriously injured. She doesn’t want her mother to know. And even though we’ve been apart for 7 or 8 months now I’m still the person that she trusts the most.

Last I saw of her she was sitting in her car crying because I laughed my ass off at this request. Apparently that was not the reaction she was hoping for.

How much drama and possibly how many police interrogations did you just avoid ?

Funny, but a damn smart move on your part.

Frank V.

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