Great MGTOW Analogies

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

Mgtow Analogies:

I do NOT need to burn my hands to know that fire is hot.

feel free share your mgtow analogies. however don’t copy the terrible feminist analogies like: women need men like fish need a bicycle….
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P.S. enjoy the debate. Go Trump Go!

MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[OldBillParticipant]

I can learn from the mistakes of others.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[Anonymous 3]

Women are like fire, hot and unpredictable. Inevitably they take your house and everything in it.

[neverAgainParticipant 1662]

Women are like hurricanes, they come in wet and wild, but they leave with your car and house!!!

All good things come to an end.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Marriage is like masturbating with a cheese grater. Entertaining for a minute, then quickly becoming incredibly painful. And you’ll never want to do it a second time.

Order the good wine

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

brilliant posts so far!
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MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

The wedding ring is a modern day handcuff for men.

MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

Women are like typhoons: When they “come”, they are hot and wet…

and when they “go” they take houses and cars with them.

(German traditional)

In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

Can a man ever hope to break even with a female?
Apply the slot machine rule……
A principle that there is no such thing as a free lunch, the slot machine rule states that dealing with a woman on a personal level is like playing with a slot machine. It’s fun to watch, to play with, and it gives rewards. But the odds are against you. The longer you play the same machine, the more it will cost. It will periodically pay off in small amounts, teasers, but you will invariably end up in the red.

MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[ScarberianMPTGLParticipant 3286]

Marriage is a 3 ring circus. The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffe-ring.

I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, command you, all of you, to Go Your Own Way!!

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

No woman , no cry…

(learned from Bob Marley in 1978)

In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

“Me and a woman” is like “fire and water”

(own invention)

In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

It’s like the stock market crash.
The clairvoyant have stopped trading long back.
The Analyticals start packing up once the numbers don’t add up.
There’s these signs but the average man bravely puts up until he’s scalded. He battles between giving up or keep hoping for the best. Finally he can’t take it anymore; he quits, suffering losses nevertheless.
Seeing the vacancy, a few Manginas enter the Floor calling all the above men as ‘losers’.
The FED keeps pumping money to keep the blue pillers intact. And the show is yet to start.

MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[Anonymous 54]

Women are like black holes in space. Devouring any energy that is foolish enough to get close.

Huricanes used to be named after females only, because the are unpredictable. Little moronic femisit c~~~s complained. Thats why they now alternate between male and female names.

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

Oh woman (add name) you are the sand to my gearbox!

And give her flowers..

In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

You light up my life…

No not the “Deebie Boone” song (1977)

“Light up” means “set on fire”…

In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Single is the envy of the married.

MGTOW, the ability to say no to everything but yourself.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[GargamelSpectator 29101]

Mothers, sisters and other four-legged beings…

(My cousin, 1990)

In July of 2018, this honey pot forum was sold out to an unidentified NPC sock puppet and troll organization. Most independent thinkers and writers migrated to other MGTOW forums as a result of the never-ending infighting and deliberate trouble starting caused by members who were given "carte blanche" by the admin to do whatever they want. Before my departure, I only left a few thousand cat pics here to comfort and ridicule the feminist owners who now run this place. Their background agenda is to make MGTOW look like a club of losers the public eye. And during the course of 2019, they actually managed to destroy almost all other MGTOW venues as well. Here is the truth about "theindependentman.org" aka "TIM" which was created as an extended workbench to further divide the community. When you register, they install a spyware Zombie cookie on your browser that does all kinds of things the user does not know of: http://www.filedropper.com/essay-on-the-removal-of-malware-cookies-used-by-tim

[Anonymous 3]

Men need to marry to truly understand how happy they where before marriage.

[ScarberianMPTGLParticipant 3286]

Anonymous wrote:

Men need to marry to truly understand how happy they where before marriage.

Reminds me of this one that’s similar to yours: A man doesn’t know what true happiness means until he’s married. Then it’s too late.

I, Lelouch Vi Britannia, command you, all of you, to Go Your Own Way!!

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