Got this from the Onion… you'll roll :P

[Anonymous 7]

http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/why-are-all-the-good-guys-always-taken-gay-dead-or-34699

[BlacqueJacqueShellacqueParticipant 6890]

Incoherent as it gets. Please see my post “Do women know words have meaning?” Peace.

[Big BossParticipant 4496]

Who knew women could have a sense of humor?

[EinherjarParticipant 608]

When you finally do come across one of the good guys out there, why does it always turn out that he’s either taken, gay, dead, or available?

“[…] or available”? In the context of what this woman writes, is not “available” a good thing? Why is the words “taken” and “available” written in the same sentence? This gives a golden glimpse into the mind of every woman, that something can be, and not be at the same time…always. A fine testimony of how little words mean to women: It is not the words that counts, but the feelings of the woman saying them.

The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal - Aristotle (384 - 322 BC)

[AscendedParticipant 698]

She said, that he is available.
She is just very stupid to make the first move because she expressed, that they are available but she couldn’t get one.
And then SHE wonder’s, where all the good men have gone.

They moved on.

"We are free to follow our own path. There are those who will take that freedom from us, and too many of you gladly give it. But it is our ability to choose – whatever you think is true – that makes us human. There is no book or teacher to give you the answers, to show you the path. Choose your own way! Do not follow me, or anyone else."

[hellraiderParticipant 2837]

So, another c~~~ is frustrated that she has to work full time during the week and here standards are so high she cant find a top alpha male to f~~~ with here.

And she looks just like an average beta woman.
I just love female hypergamy in action, to see women twisting and warping reality to fit there mindset.

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

For those of you that don’t know, the Onion is a satirical news site. They are often left leaning, but there is some fun s~~~ on there.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[IGMOW (I Go My Own Way)Participant 2572]

News flash: The Onion is a parody magazine. If you fail to know this, and keep it in mind reading, you will end up missing the point of things. The “and available” at the end really did help push it over in a good way.

"I am my own thang. Any questions?" - Davis S Pumpkins.

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