Good day, Gentlemen.

[YAZParticipant 140]

Well, the weekend is a little more than half over and it’s f~~~ing hot here in Phoenix.  I’m hangin’ out in my home office with a beer in the nice AC.  When the sun gets a little lower I’ll be jumping in the pool with my dogs.  But in the meantime…..

 

I’m 51 years old and recently divorced.  It was final at Christmastime last year.  No kids, as I got married a few days before I turned 41 (she was 38).

 

The reason for my divorce?

 

She left me for the biggest bull dike that I’ve ever encountered.  I gave the dike whore $20k to get the f~~~ out while I made sure that she removed her name off of the title of “our” house (in the divorce decree).  I allowed the bitch to take whatever s~~~ she wanted in the house; just f~~~ing leave.  The s~~~ that she didn’t take was donated to Big Brothers/Big Sisters. The rest of her crap was given away or thrown out.

 

Since then, I’ve been bangin’ the f~~~ out of a cute ‘lil whore.  Sure, I’ll buy a nice bottle of wine and even make her dinner.  But I make damn sure that I get what I want.  She’s treated with dignity & respect around here, but rest assured…..I’m not a slave to her vagina.  Or her mouth.  Or her hands.  Or her ass.

But I like it.  But she knows where I stand.  I’m not getting married again, nor live with someone (if I can help it).    I prefer that she doesn’t stay for breakfast and I don’t sleep with ANYONE.  I want my bed to myself, thankyouverymuch.  If she’s too drunk to drive, I put her in the guest room.  I won’t do the courtship dance but I will clean up after myself when I’m at her place, which is rare BTW.  And I expect the same from her.

 

She complies.

 

All of you younger guys listen up:

This is what it’s all about.  You don’t need the vagina full time.  You don’t deserve to deal with the s~~~.  Keep it physical, but keep it nice.  Spell it out early on and you’ll be better for it.  If they split for a guy that’s gonna be a slave to the vag…..so be it.  Let the sucker take the bait.  Way too many honeys out there that’ll service you for free…or at least…..a very minimal investment.

 

Thanks for having me, gents……and it should be a lot of fun chatting it up here.

 

Cheers!

 

Whore Magnet

[FermatParticipant 3478]

Welcome, sir! Your story is an inspiration. Women are not worth the trouble and your situation with your ex wife certainly illustrates that. Glad to have you.

I have discovered a truly remarkable list of reasons why women are not necessary for a happy life, but alas this margin is too small to contain it.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Welcome! You have good advice for men of all ages. I hope they heed it!

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[EscapedMentalPatientParticipant 1489]

Welcome YAZ, and great post.

Cheers.

[YAZParticipant 140]

Almost  a year now….that my ex-whore decided that finger f~~~ing was a better deal than the c~~~.  And still….four f~~~ing phone calls this weekend from her.  These bitches think that the vagina owns us……nope.  Don’t get me wrong.  I like vaginas.  I like head.  I like a good hand job now & then.  It’s fun.  But I also like cars & trucks too.

Whatever.

 

Love your dogs.  Take care of your vehicles and other property.  Love your parents and siblings and their kids.  But don’t ever….ever…fall in love with the vagina.

 

There are MILLIONS of vagina owners out there that will give it to you for free.  Abstinence is for pussies.  Jerking off is boring.  Porn is stupid.  Be a man-whore.  Many folks will respect you for it.

Whore Magnet

[Binary LogicParticipant 2351]

Welcome Yaz. Great post and sound advice. Welcome to the fold Sir. Glad you found it. I think you will do just fine here..

Funny, isn't it? How women thrive on a mans time, attention and resources, while simultaneously telling him he isn't enough...

[LupusParticipant 214]

Welcome mate.

 

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

Congrad’s YAZ!!! Great you shook of the shackles!

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[Anonymous 18]

YAZ wrote:

Abstinence is for pussies.  Jerking off is boring.  Porn is stupid.

Good you have it figured out.

Being a pussy only stays an issue for a while. The need to play to get pussy is a lifetime ordeal.

No disrespect. You got years on me and may be it will be my regret in my 50s for all the pussies I couldn’t get.

For now jerking off is awfully satisfying.

Welcome 🙂

[YAZParticipant 140]

A little self pleasure is not a bad thing; s~~~….. if more wiminfolk discovered the vibrator action…….there wouldn’t be so much f~~~ing around.  I haven’t done a scientific poll but….in my experience about 25% of the gals out there will get you off for free.  That’s one out of four.  Much better than Vegas odds.

 

Cheers!

 

Whore Magnet

[RedDawnParticipant 1391]

Hey Congrats on finding happiness in your life YAZ! It sounds amazingly empowering to hear that you upgraded to a younger, casual girl after you kicked her out and have basically shown her she is not required. I bet you got a real rush from it. It’s about time these kinds of women realised men aren’t their slaves.

Courage is the key to life itself - Morgan Freeman

[FullMetalExoParticipant 2383]

I hope I make it to your level at 40-50, without the divorce part ofcourse. Simple, solid advice and example.

Salute to you sir !

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[LonerBonerParticipant 358]

You inspeire me sir!

Stay strong

Keep clam i'm dyslexic.

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