Go ahead, take your time

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

Went to Sam’s Club (similar to Costco) to stock up on sale bulk items.
After checkout, I wait my turn to have my receipt “marked” by an associate before going out the exit doors.
By this time there are 4 women with 4 carts side by side by side by side, completely blocking the exit doors.
They all have their phones out, texting away, oblivious to the rest of us wanting to leave.
I loudly say “Go ahead, take your time, none of us wanted to leave anyway!”
They all turned around, and one of them said “What did you say?”
I said “I said you look fat in those yoga pants.”
Another one asks “You’re not married, are you?
I ask, “Is that a proposal?”
She says “No”, then I said “Then why did you bring it up?”
As they start to move out the exit, the first one says “You’re a f~~~ing asshole!”
I say “Compared to who? you?”
No response…

[Jan SobieskiParticipant 28791]

Wow, someday I want to be like you.

Love is just alimony waiting to happen. Visit mgtow.com.

[BurgundyParticipant 1525]

Well that’s a pretty epic turn out.

Beer thumbs up, highest grade, because the execution and conclusion was superb.

[Anonymous 7]

XSDBS wrote:

“I said you look fat in those yoga pants.”

I laughed out loud. haha

[AttonParticipant]

It’s funny to hear those bitches being taken down a peg nice work.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[HitmanParticipant]

i f~~~ing loved that ! razor sharp !

[Anonymous 1]

There are so many times I want to do what you did, but don’t want to deal with the bs. This is very typical of women. Why can’t they be more aware of their damn surrounding. Keep it up.

[AvidAvariceParticipant 223]

“You look fat in those yoga pants” LMFAO.

That right there is the definition of “no f~~~s given”. Well played, sir. Well played.

[experiencedParticipant]

Sows such as these have fewer male boars to “protect” them when they behave so inconsiderately.

You played the situation marvelously, Consider yourself first of the MGTOW superheroes group.

A name, has anyone got a deserved name for this man?

Captain Comeback, Retort Rogue , Wonder Wit.

Your comeback arsenal is fantastic… keep up the good cause.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[narwhalParticipant]

This kind of behavior seems to be getting worse and worse. It’s particularly bad in a grocery store, as women will park their carts in the middle of the aisle blocking everyone while they decide between getting the alfredo sauce with extra cream or the 3 cheese sauce. Then, they give you a dirty look with an ‘oh, sorry’ when you have the nerve to ask them to move out of the way. If it’s not them in the way, then it’s their disrespectful out of control kids. Yes, men do this occasionally to, but it’s 90% women.

I avoid hitting grocery stories during prime hours for this reason alone. I’ll either go early in the morning or late in the evening.

Ok. Then do it.

[FrankyParticipant 2338]

Anonymous wrote:

Why can’t they be more aware of their damn surrounding.

Most of them do it on purpose because they know that men don’t like the hassle.
Most men would look for a way to squeeze between them like a mouse.

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

I f~~~ing hate that s~~~. They think the f~~~ing world revolves around them. I see it all the time at Walmart, these skanks standing around the doors, just blocking everything. But hey, these bitches think the world owes them everything. As for me, I just walk on by.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

A pal who works with this lady he cannot stand in a very tiny office discovered the Monday morning combination of bacon, quinoa and other smell bean fart grains. He counters her stink juice with mexican food farts.

I thought biological warfare is illegal, LMAO!! I also use the same tactic with foods that I know will produce farts.

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[Dr PhibesParticipant 155]

I was on my way to catch a train one day and decided to stop en route at a food truck for a quick bite. Unfortunately, a middle-aged woman was already at the window. There went my chance for a quick bite.

Now, it’s not difficult to order at a food truck. Read the limited menu, tell the counter person what you want, and pay. Instead of ordering, this woman repeatedly asked the counter person the same inane questions, made bizarre customization requests that confused the counter person, and tried to engage the counter person in idle chit-chat, The line behind the woman began to grow long, but the woman neither noticed nor cared, and I, and I’m sure others in line, had to contemplate the possibility of choosing between eating or making the train.

Finally, thankfully, the woman completed her transaction, and I had just enough time to order, eat, and make my train with no time to spare.

This is the gender I’m supposed to “please”: someone who can’t even order at a food truck without rigmarole.

No thanks.

"The wisest follow their own direction." -- Euripides

[AscendedParticipant 698]

XSDBS wrote:

Went to Sam’s Club (similar to Costco) to stock up on sale bulk items.
After checkout, I wait my turn to have my receipt “marked” by an associate before going out the exit doors.
By this time there are 4 women with 4 carts side by side by side by side, completely blocking the exit doors.
They all have their phones out, texting away, oblivious to the rest of us wanting to leave.
I loudly say “Go ahead, take your time, none of us wanted to leave anyway!”
They all turned around, and one of them said “What did you say?”
I said “I said you look fat in those yoga pants.”
Another one asks “You’re not married, are you?
I ask, “Is that a proposal?”
She says “No”, then I said “Then why did you bring it up?”
As they start to move out the exit, the first one says “You’re a f~~~ing asshole!”
I say “Compared to who? you?”
No response…

Owned b*tches! Dominated.
Well done brother! Keep up the great work.
I like your style.

"We are free to follow our own path. There are those who will take that freedom from us, and too many of you gladly give it. But it is our ability to choose – whatever you think is true – that makes us human. There is no book or teacher to give you the answers, to show you the path. Choose your own way! Do not follow me, or anyone else."

[Deadly RaverParticipant]

@ the OP: I am stealing your lines letter for letter the next time I wind up in a situation like that. I swear, I try to give everyone room to get where they are going, sometimes at the cost of my own. People like the ones you’re talking about are far too plentiful in our world and need to be reminded, sometimes harshly, that they do not in fact in the world nor are they alone in it.

Learn from the past, Control the present, and you will know the Future.

[mgtow_85Participant 752]

Silverstone the Second wrote:

I f~~~ing hate that s~~~. They think the f~~~ing world revolves around them. I see it all the time at Walmart, these skanks standing around the doors, just blocking everything. But hey, these bitches think the world owes them everything. As for me, I just walk on by.

F~~~ing bitches were blocking an aisle in a store I shopped at last week. They were talking and comparing text messages. I asked them to move. They ignored me like I wasn’t even there. So I moved forward with my cart and rammed both of theirs out of the way like we were in bumper cars. I got called a jerk for that. I said, “Takes one to know one, bitch. Next time, don’t block up the f~~~ing aisle. Other people have to shop too” and merrily went on my way. Because I work nights, I’m usually awake at night, and my store is open 24 hours so I usually do my shopping now at 2AM in the morning when the aisles are deserted or full of freight crew guys who not only move out of the way on my approach, but they give me what I need if their stuff is blocking that particular item.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

XSDBS wrote:

Went to Sam’s Club (similar to Costco) to stock up on sale bulk items.
After checkout, I wait my turn to have my receipt “marked” by an associate before going out the exit doors.
By this time there are 4 women with 4 carts side by side by side by side, completely blocking the exit doors.
They all have their phones out, texting away, oblivious to the rest of us wanting to leave.
I loudly say “Go ahead, take your time, none of us wanted to leave anyway!”
They all turned around, and one of them said “What did you say?”
I said “I said you look fat in those yoga pants.”
Another one asks “You’re not married, are you?
I ask, “Is that a proposal?”
She says “No”, then I said “Then why did you bring it up?”
As they start to move out the exit, the first one says “You’re a f~~~ing asshole!”
I say “Compared to who? you?”
No response…

This is why being a smartass is fun. Creative responses, and not care about the c~~~s reaction.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[Anonymous 11]

narwhal wrote:

It’s particularly bad in a grocery store, as women will park their carts in the middle of the aisle blocking everyone

This s~~~ drives me crazy too. I’m a hit and get shopper. I visit a market every day. These inconsiderate c~~~s will put one cart right next to the meat section and spend 10 minutes perusing ground f~~~ing ground beef. Pick your grade and weight and move the f~~~ down the line.

Between the junk food laden cart, multiple out of control demon spawns, and her 1.5 meter wide ass no else can get near the case for like 8 to 10 linear feet.

The few times I use a cart instead of a hand basket. I’ll park my cart up next to a display’s side in the wider aisle and walk to the meat or dairy case.

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