Girl Writes 'Hilarious' List Of Rules For Her Boyfriend’s Magaluf Trip

[UnicronParticipant 752]

If your significant other was planning to go on holiday, somewhere nicknamed ‘Shagaluf’ probably wouldn’t be your first choice of location.

So when Whitney Travers found out her boyfriend picked the resort as the location for him and his mates’ summer holiday, she drew out a few rules.

Literally.

She even added some illustrations for that extra-loving touch.

Here’s what the rules say:

“Make sure your phone is charged at ALL times! Phone me at least once a day (2 mins).

“No girls whatsoever. Don’t look. Don’t talk. Do not touch!!!!!! (Cheat and I will destroy everything Celtic, I will also make your life a living hell. Kim will be told too.

“Do not follow girls on social media.

“Tattoo = NAW. You’ll be checked when home.

“Don’t mix drink! Drugs are for mugs.

“If on boat party, no drinking games with the opposite sex.

“Stay in your own bed.

“Dinny buy girls drink! That money can be spent on me.

“Text Kim every day. She’ll be worrying.

“You tell every girl about me ok – if someone flirts, walk away.

“No photos with random girls or SC stories.”

While getting pumped up for the holiday, boyfriend Kieran Lumsden decided to tweet Traver’s indepth list, and it didn’t take long to go viral.

https://uk.style.yahoo.com/girl-writes-hilarious-list-of-rules-for-her-113855069.html

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

[BoarParticipant]

Sounds like Kieran needs to inform her of the ultimate rule:

Give them nothing: no conjugation, no cohabitation, no relationship.

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Pretty intense list of projection there missy.
I wonder if she paid for this trip for him?
No way in the world an ex-GF (that’s what she’d be for me) would be dictating rules for me. Ironically, women cheat more than men.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[TuneoutParticipant]

‘That money can be spent on me’

LOL

Typical!

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[RoyDalParticipant]

Back in my dating days, I dumped a GF for a lot less — and I was solidly Blue Pill back then too.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

I guarantee that this girl will sleep with someone while her dude is gone.

[shovelheadriderParticipant 2400]

she is telling you,Turn,run never look back,move,get new phone and email addy’s

[aeragoanParticipant 1186]

what about girl caught sleeping in bed with another men..well she can explain to her mangina bf that i was getting body massage and you should never judge that…lol

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

I used to hear something like this:

1. Buy me expensive souvenirs (jewelry is nice)
2. Send me many postcards
3. Call me 4x/day
4. Buy me a ticket to come over if/when I feel like coming over to visit
5. Plan on taking me out to an expensive restaurant when you get back.
6. Don’t worry about me. I have your friends to keep me company.

Shameless.

[UnicronParticipant 752]

Samsquanch wrote:

I guarantee that this girl will sleep with someone while her dude is gone.

And it will be his fault for not calling her everyday.

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

[Anonymous 3]

Is she advertising for MGTOW or something?

[Anonymous 25]

I’d promise to do the list and then soon as I got there make sure I did every single thing on that list. Then text her on the flight back and dump her ass for being controlling.

[Anonymous 6]

Time to flush that turd.

[sidecarParticipant 35855]

Bitch doesn’t know what happens in Magaluf stays in Magaluf.

But that’s not his problem.

[foghornleghornParticipant 3449]

Thank you for this. Wasn’t in the greatest mood today but reading about this sad bastards plight has cheered me up with the knowledge that when I get home I won’t be dealing with crazy.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Yeah and the c~~~ will be banging some guy the whole time he’s gone.

Women like to make rules, then later,
break them.

So her cute rules, have no meaning!

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[EskimospyParticipant 841]

I think a good response would be a set of points from him to give to her. If it were me I’d probably write:
1. If I tried to control you in the way you are trying to control me it would be called abuse.
2. Since that is the case then I will consider your rules to be abuse.
3. I will not be in an abusive relationship.
4. Your rules show that you don’t trust me and that you don’t respect my independence and autonomy even though you yourself want me to trust you and respect your independence.
5. Therefore as long as you have your rules you will not have me. Your rules are a possession of yours and I am not.
6. If you don’t decide by 8am tomorrow morning then consider yourself without a boyfriend.
7. I’m serious!

[Silverstone the SecondParticipant]

Sounds like a control freak. If he was smart, he’d ignore all those rules and never go home to her ass. What a bitch.

Feminism is a movement where opinions are presented as facts and emotions are presented as evidence.

[ConstantineParticipant 4420]

She might as well have condensed all of that into one single rule:

“Just stay in your hotel suite for the entire holiday.”

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

[AttonParticipant]

Pussy whipped little f~~~ hole that man is.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

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