With the Howels been millionaires why the f~~~ would they go for a ride on that piece of s~~~ boat .
Because Thurston Howell the Third was a parsimonious, miserly f~~~. His wife wanted to go on a real cruise, but three hours on the S.S. Minnow was all he’d agree to pay for.
What f~~~ing idiot would employ gilligan . Didn’t really even need him on the boat .
Gilligan saved the Skipper’s life a few times while they were in the navy. Probably by accident. But the Skipper felt he owed him. Seriously, this is show canon.
The professor could make anything . But he couldn’t make a boat . Yer smart c~~~ . Why did he take all his beakers and science s~~~ on a cruise .
The Professor was clearly a chemist, not an engineer. He could mix s~~~ up in beakers, sure, but boat building was clearly beyond his skill set. Would you drive on a bridge designed by a chemist any more than you’d take a drug made by a civil engineer?
Ginger was so dying for a f~~~ of the proffesor and he never banged her
Ginger was obviously a manipulative whore, using her sex to get what she wanted. The Professor was smart and therefore a MGHOW. Gilligan might fall for her wiles, but not him.
Besides, Mary Ann was clearly the better lay.
Maryanne was always helping the proffesor . She had vag tingles to . Innocent looking one’s are always sluts .
Exactly. And it’s implied they were going at it like weasels in heat off camera. “Coconut cream pie” was a euphemism. Some things you couldn’t broadcast back in the 1960s.
Gilligan just f~~~ed everything up . Why didn’t the skipper loose his s~~~ and punch f~~~ out of him i don’t know .
See above.
Misses howel i would of pushed over board in the storm when no one was looking .
Mr and misses howel did jack f~~~ing s~~~ but sit on there arse . Just annoyed every c~~~ by speaking posh s~~~ . Your morooned on an island ya money means s~~~ you rich arseholes .
In a survival situation like this, some people you keep around just in case things get bad enough you need to resort to cannibalism.
At least maryanne and ginger were good for a f~~~ and helped out with s~~~.
Mary Anne definitely. But you know Ginger would have just laid there like a log, and then cried “rape” or done something else to make you pay for it.
Women who think they are attractive are always the worst lays. The ones who get right down to business and also believe they aren’t the prettiest on the island, like Mary Anne, and therefore think they need to earn your attention, are the best. No question.
Why was the skipper a fat c~~~ after been oñ the island . Not like he had access to kfc .
Coconuts are almost pure fat.
They built nice huts but never built a s~~~ house .
Every single day they would wake up and think: “Today we might finally get off this f~~~ing island.” They never thought they’d be there long term to justify better constructions. Besides, separate huts are better. More sound insulating. Would you want to hear Mr. Howell in the next room over begging Lovey for sex every single night? Better put that s~~~ at the far side of the lagoon.
Come to think of it i never saw any of them catch a feed or hunt any s~~~ on the island .
Gilligan was always going off fishing. His fishing was the start of a lot of their plot lines. And Mary Anne was always making those coconut cream pies. We know where the coconuts came from, but I don’t think I want to know where she got the cream.
If it wasn’t for the proffesor they all would of been f~~~ed .
Gilligan saved them all a lot more. Admittedly mostly by accident, and often from s~~~ he caused himself, but he was still the hero. It’s not called Gilligan’s Island for nothing.
They all wore the same clothes every day and never got dirty . Same undies day after day .
In a few episodes you can see them using their bamboo and coconut washing machine, powered by Gilligan on that stationary bicycle thing. And you know Gilligan went commando.
I’m still a bit curious though about what was really in that FedEx package on “Cast Away”…
That was answered in a FedEx commercial. It was a fully charged satellite telephone with GPS.
sidecar 2 years, 11 months ago.
If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.
