Getting Women Fired (From Gold-Digging Bank Tellers to Lazy Bitch Managers)

[DarkRyuParticipant 2354]

I try to avoid using the bank teller these days. I have a personal banker and I always make him make my deposits or whatever else needs to be done. Why? Because these f~~~ing women are insane. The women always treat me differently depending on what my balance is on any given day. If I have $20,000 or less in my account, they treat me pretty much like everyone else. When it gets over the $100,000 mark though they act TOTALLY different around me. My highest balance ever was around 1,200,000 or so and the teller just about wet her panties when she saw it. LOL. Stupid f~~~ing bitches. It was gone the next day when I reinvested it, but it was fun watching her do a double-take. The ensuing flirtation was not welcome though.

You can just see their hamster wheels turning when they see the high balance. I just know they’re trying to scheme a way to get that money. Once when I had about $800,000 in there the teller outright asked me out. I f~~~ing reported her to the manager and then called the owner just for good measure and demanded that she be fired. The owner of the branch was NOT amused (I had interrupted his golf game) and assured me she’d be gone the next time I came in.

This isn’t the first time I’ve called the owner of a business and gotten someone fired. There was this one manager of a Taco Bell that was just a complete and total asshole to me and my mother and I called the owner and got him fired too. Owners of businesses (especially large businesses like franchises of national chains) do NOT like it when a disgruntled customer calls their personal number. I’ve only done this a few times over the years, but I’ve never failed to get someone fired. These f~~~wads think they’re untouchable because they’re the manager or they’re friends with the manager, but I’ll go right over their heads. This one f~~~ing bitch that managed a laundromat was the mistress of the f~~~ing owner. I stalked her online and found out who her husband was and tipped him off that she was screwing around.

Her offense? The stupid machines at the laundromat f~~~ed up and didn’t rinse my mother’s comforter properly so she had to put it through the wash cycle twice. By the time both wash cycles had completed it was 30 minutes until closing and the manager demanded that everyone leave. She forced us to leave with a sopping wet comforter. F~~~ing bitch. If you close at 8:00 then you should close at 8:00. I can see denying someone entry at 7:30 or even 7:00, but we had been there since 6:30. As for why we were washing a comforter at a laundromat, it’s a long story. Sufficed to say, I bought my mother a top of the line $14,000 commercial washing machine so she could wash large loads at home from then on. That was the first (and hopefully last) time I’ve ever been to a laundromat.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Wait, you got how much money Ryu? Have you ever seen the movie, The Big Lebowski?

Next time just buy your mom a new comforter. LOL. I only kid around. We all love our mom (most of us). Good on you.

[Deadly RaverParticipant]

Normally I would say that you should’ve just gotten a new comforter, but I’ve been to a public Laundromat. You did the right thing. The money you spent on the machine will be money you save on trips to that place, money saved on bail, You won’t have to repair your car after you run over idiots, and you can just as easily go wash your own stuff there too. It’ll pay for itself in a year or less.

Learn from the past, Control the present, and you will know the Future.

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

speaking about BANK tellers, ONE tried to f~~~ing CASH my CAshiers CHECK! No, I’m not kidding. So, get this, I get my cashiers check done by the male at the couter, then somehow, it never gets “Logged” into their system. Well, it turns out that the BANK ITSELF somehow ended up either

1. Not putting in the check into their system?

2. Tried to pilfer the funds, either to someone in the bank, OR took those funds FROM THE CHECK, gave it someone, then when a few months went by, I went in and tried to cash it, and then they kept telling me it was no good.

3. So then, I’m at the bank for over 2 hours, and they tell me they can’t “Confirm” their own Cashiers check. And I had the original receipt as well. This looks REALLY BAD as it was purchased in cash.

4. No one got fired from what I can tell. I did file a complaint with the Banking and trade association, but you know how well that works.

So moral of the story, WOMEN and BANKING DO NOT MIX!

What was funny is that she laughing asked me if I wanted to put the rest of the cash into a the bank or into another cashiers check.

That response was met with “CASH PLEASE”.

Anywhere where there is women, there is a woman there that needs to be fired. I just met one today. THankfully, I got my application in on time for my Internship. But the guy behind me? Dude, I feel really bad for the guy. He was literally begging. been waiting 2 years to get in the program, and I think he was about to cry. Man, I never seen a Black dude beg like that since this movie. And Bro, it was REALLY THIS BAD.

I met him in the parking lot, and he was talking about following the woman home and s~~~? WUT?? WUT??

Now I can tell this woman is a Bitch. Every office has one.

What bothers me is that this guy KNEW about the deadline being 4PM today. But I guess he made it late. But he KNEW about this for 2 years prior, and has been trying to get into the program. Man, This woman was a damn BITCH if I ever saw one.

As soon as a woman get a bit of power? It goes to their head. Sadly, its hard to fire Union workers.

The LESS women out in the wild the better. THough they do a GREAT JOB at keeping the Local AmPM or gas stations nice.

And I have to admit, the ones I had to deal with today were really great! But damn, were they FLIRTY! Holy SHEET! I bought the office a gourmet pizza dropped it off and left. That woman was SO DESPERATE, I HAD TO! LOL! Dude, She was Hawking Valentines day so hard, she did everything but give me her number. Hell SHE TRIED! She was giving me her office card, and I declined. Man, she just would not stop!

Now, would I report anyone for that? Hell no! But imagine if it was the other way around?

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[SpiderHerderParticipant 3768]

Ha ! I was gonna start a thread about how my local bank looks like a brothel but I’ll just mention it here.

Lots of young, thin, attractive girls with cleavages and makeup doing a job they shouldn’t be entrusted with. When one of them saw my credit score, she started playing with her gold pendant, dropping it in her boob crack, then playing with it again, dropping it again.

Very unprofessional. I’m not interested, airhead.

[JB BooksParticipant 3182]

Not that I trust the system, but using an ATM is easier and more reliable. As for women tellers or in other jobs, I just let it go because I want to keep my life less complicated and go my own way.

We just don't realize life's most significant events while they're happening. Back then, I thought, "Well, there'll be other days". I didn't realize that that was the only day. - "Moonlight" Graham

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

JB Books wrote:

Not that I trust the system, but using an ATM is easier and more reliable. As for women tellers or in other jobs, I just let it go because I want to keep my life less complicated and go my own way.

Exactly, why wold i want anyone to get fired?
Keep those bitches working and paying taxes.

If they are not working bitches will find a way to leach from you directly or indirectly.

Keep those butches working, work them to death, what you need to do is find something to sell ro bitched, couse bitches loves buying s~~~.

Work bitch, spend bich, make daddy carnage a happy rich motherf~~~er.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[BeerParticipant 11832]

My paychecks just get direct deposited, and every couple months or so I dump most of my checking account into my brokerage account. The few times a year I might have to go to the bank for some reason, rarely do I have more than a 10k balance for them to see.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

This whole thread is funny to read.

The only time I’ve ever gotten “attention” like that, is when I go to deposit the tenant’s rent money into the business account which usually has about $5K-$7K… I will deposit a grand or two at a time, sometimes three grand. Sometimes its all in cash ….

But here is the funny part. I make a sport of going to the bank. I will JOG there or even ride a bicycle. Got to stay fit bro. So I show up all sweaty wearing s~~~ty clothes holding a bicycle and $3000 in cash LOL. They must think, “why is this bum in here” and then think, “oh s~~~, this guy is actually solvent.”

Some of those bank bitches know the games we play, Lobster Budget but living on spam. We could be wearing suits daily but we show up in sweat pants and raggy t-shirt… Some of them see the “hide your wealth’ strategy.

Anyway, I don’t get too many looks as even my richest days are still poor in comparison to you high rollers!

[BeerParticipant 11832]

Gravel Pit wrote:

The only time I’ve ever gotten “attention” like that, is when I go to deposit the tenant’s rent money into the business account which usually has about $5K-$7K… I will deposit a grand or two at a time, sometimes three grand. Sometimes its all in cash ….

Considering most people live paycheck to paycheck and have s~~~ credit…5k is baller status compared to what they see in most people’s accounts. I think a net worth of +1 dollar makes you richer than about 50% of the population these days just by virtue of not being in the hole.

[MonkParticipant 16996]

I got a doctors receptionist fired.

Incident 1. I’m in the waiting area and there’s this bitch on the reception. She starts shouting at a patient (she had screwed up his appointment, and he had queried it). He gives up and walks out.

So I now know who she is and what to expect if I have to deal with her.

Incident 2. I had arranged for a doctor to call me. He didn’t, so I telephoned the surgery. I got the bitch. I put the phone on speaker (there were several other witnesses in the room). She went beserk, shouting abuse.

I put the phone down on her and rang the practice managers direct line.

She was gone the next day.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Beer wrote:

My paychecks just get direct deposited, and every couple months or so I dump most of my checking account into my brokerage account. The few times a year I might have to go to the bank for some reason, rarely do I have more than a 10k balance for them to see.

If they can see your balance, they can see how much gets direct deposited into your account as well.

Order the good wine

[BeerParticipant 11832]

TaxGuy wrote:

If they can see your balance, they can see how much gets direct deposited into your account as well.

Yeah they see everything I see when I log into their website to look at my account…what they don’t see though is the much larger balances in my 401k and brokerage account than what I keep with them. Sure they see I make good money from the direct deposits, but I also work with people making the same amount of money who live paycheck to paycheck, so it really doesn’t mean that much. I don’t think a nice paycheck gets them quite as interested as a large account balance. I do e-billing for all my monthly bills…I really doubt any of them care enough to scroll through pages and pages of account transactions to add up how much I’ve transferred to my brokerage account, which just looks like a bank to bank transfer to them.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

When depositing multiple checks, you might not want to use those ATM Deposit machines which are capable of taking many checks at once and depositing them into your account. It’s seem great because they are convenient. However I caution you because…

I jogged down to the machine to deposit a few checks one day. There was dampness on the checks from perspiration. The machine morphed two checks together and debited the wrong check payer’s account! So not only did it misread the check but it actually debited the wrong amount from the guy who wrote the check. The other guy’s check never cleared at all, it was “lost in the machine” for 2 months despite my immediately explaining the situation multiple times to multiple people in my bank and the other banks…

I will spare you the details of how the bank totally dropped the ball on this one, along with the ATM company. In the end, they f~~~ed it all up so much, they actually tried to debit the wrong payee again several weeks later.

The lady who ran that branch immediately blamed the ATM company and said don’t worry, they’ll figure it out… that is what caused me to wait over 2 months for them to figure out. After 3 weeks I contacted corporate… It was hell.

Lesson Learned:
1. Don’t ever put a half soggy check into an ATM machine!
2. Don’t use ATM for deposits unless you do ONE CHECK at a time.

I don’t even trust the machine anymore so I go inside to deposit. They lost my $1000 check for like 3 weeks before giving me temporary credit and then it took another 5 weeks for them to fix the whole mess the correct way. The tried to overdraw my tenant’s account because they’re retarded. I had to pay $5 for that and was never reimbursed still…LOL

[Daryll55Participant 2951]

Don’t even get me started……
When you do ACH transfers, the ONLY people who are supposed to see it are a head-teller asst manager or the manager. They are supposed to confirm/Validate the transaction, Nothing Else.

Marry again, Hell NO ! ( Even JESUS was hung on a cross just once)

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