Gee, I wish I had a woman in my life now.

[Anonymous 43]

I have 10 shirts and 4 pairs of pants to iron. They ain’t gonna iron themselves.

Last time a woman ironed my clothes, she had no clue, did it wrong, and used tap water. Then blamed be for her f~~~ up.
fine, I’ll do it my self, just like every other goddam thing around here.

I wonder if Chad irons my c~~~’s clothes, naw, she probably sends her s~~~ to the cleaners.

[xanthineParticipant 4903]

No worries Brother. Even if her Chad did do all that stuff (which i highly doubt he does) it will not last. She will be alone soon enough, and she will most likely stay that way.

Things will get better for you. For her…not so much.

[AwakenedParticipant 35201]

She has a heavy does of Karma comin her way along with the wall to look forward to.

My friend told me yesterday that he happened to drive by his exes place of employment the other day, and he hasn’t seen her in a number of years, but she happened to be coming out the door as he was passing by.

He couldn’t believe how her legs have grown into “tree trunks”, and just how much she has completely changed, and NOT in a good way, from back in the day.

This s~~~ is REAL, and you to will get to see what a sweetie she too will transform into !!!

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Anonymous 3]

Anonymous wrote:

I have 10 shirts and 4 pairs of pants to iron. They ain’t gonna iron themselves.

I don’t iron my clothes any more, I take them from the drying line and wear them. Not even need to fold most of them. Once it is on you for an hour, it won’t matter if it was ironed or not.

[Anonymous 3]

Gee, I wish I had a woman in my life now.

I more wish I had an AI sex robot in my life who helps me with science in daytime and loves me at night.

[Anonymous 18]

Awakened wrote:

He couldn’t believe how her legs have grown into “tree trunks”,

If you can patent a position for landwhales to f~~~ to get same enjoyment as they did in 20s, I can work in potions to make men wanna f~~~ them.

Together we can be tycoons.

Landwhale Logistics, Inc.
Defying wall since 2017.

[MonkeyMindParticipant 5340]

There’s a robot for that now.

It just needs somewhere to attach a fleshlight and it would be perfect!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4945536/Robotic-ironing-machine-Effie-smooths-crumpled-clothes.html

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

They ain’t gonna iron themselves

I feel your pain brother.

Anonymous wrote:

used tap water

Recently bought an Iron that has a water filter, so I can get away with tap water.

Anonymous wrote:

she probably sends her s~~~ to the cleaners

And I am sure you are paying for it. I am not going to give some ass $4.00 to clean and iron my shirt. F~~~ that!

[RomulusParticipant 4667]

You could hire a woman on a per-hour basis to iron you clothes, and maybe put a little starch in your undies too, and it’d still be a lot cheaper than the deal you had going.

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

[Anonymous 43]

lol im on zoom ironing, and these bitches are throwing money at me!

[Anonymous 42]

Use a steam cleaner, that’ll take out any wrinkle! I use a leave blower for spring and fall dusting but only on a windy day with the windows open! F~~~ Betty Crocker and her rinky dinky s~~~ that takes forever!

Industrial is the way to think, and the way to go!

[GregB0Participant]

Anonymous wrote:

lol im on zoom ironing, and these bitches are throwing money at me!

Not exactly the truth brother, I showed you an empty wallet and Honda said that one dollar was not enough. Not quite the same as throwing money, but you did look very MANLY with the iron, ironing board and pants.

Maybe we can indeed get you some extra income, especially if there are some buttons to be sewn on!

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

lol im on zoom ironing, and these bitches are throwing money at me!

Oh yea, heat that iron, baby!

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[OgreParticipant 5863]

(Only since yours is sarcasm to begin with)

Send your ironing to my home. Buttercup does a great job of keeping the house beautiful, but she runs out of things to do. She’d love to help another man present the proper image to the World.

(Back to the real world) I’m the presser, the seamster, the carpenter, and possibly the better cook. Go wash and wear. Other than work clothes I could replace my entire leisure wardrobe for 100 bucks. Being undesirable is crazy cheap.

If it’s work clothes there are still better options next go around.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

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