Funny University Experiences

[UintatheriumParticipant 1861]

Hi guys.

I have another piece of information to reveal. I’m in university. There, I said it. I’m mostly there because it’s hard to get a good job without post-secondary education nowadays. I don’t want to have a s~~~ job for my entire life. Life’s a bitch eh?

I’m sorry. I meant to say that life is an insufferable thunderc~~~. That’s what the saying should be.

Anyways, I’m in a course on the history of human-animal relations. Just yesterday, we were in class and we watched a video about Native American hunting practices.

As I watched the video, I was thinking two things.
1. “The vegans in this classroom are probably going to give this a pass because Native Americans aren’t white.”
2. “Jesus H. Christ! Native American culture is badass! They’ll hunt a wild moose (which causes more deaths than any Australian animal) and cook it over a campfire. These are badass motherf~~~ers.”

After the video was over, the prof spoke about it. She said “Native Americans believe that animals have humanlike intelligence. Hunting them is okay because these animals give themselves to hunters. Does anyone have anything to add?”

One chick raised her hand because she had something to add. She said “I think that Native Americans understand wildlife more than we do. They have been here longer than us. They understand animals more than we do” The chick was white. I don’t know what race she self-identifies as (LOL) but she looks white.

My thoughts at that moment: “I found a loophole!”

Now we have a perfect argument that we can use while arguing with PETArds. “Those animals wanted to be eaten … you racist, imperialist mother f~~~er!”

This is like something out of Douglas Adams … and leftards actually believe this s~~~. My Sides = Obliterated

I didn’t laugh in class … but I did laugh later. Later that day, I spent some time with the nerd broz. We played obscure card games. Overall, it was a good day.

That’s the thing about university. If you are smart, you won’t get “indoctrinated”. If you are smart, you can pretend to go along with the pack … and laugh on the inside.

Have you ever had a hilarious experience at university? Talk about them here.

P.S. I sometimes access this site from the university computers and make posts. I still have not been caught. 😉

MGTOW: because you can (and should) say anything about a woman as long as she isn't within earshot

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Uintatherium wrote:

I’m in a course on the history of human-animal relations

I could have taught this course in 90 seconds–people have things called weapons–animals lose. End of story.

[Elric GreenstoneParticipant 1637]

Uintatherium wrote:

Native Americans believe that animals have humanlike intelligence. Hunting them is okay because these animals give themselves to hunters. Does anyone have anything to add?

Native Americans include a plethora of different racial and language groups, and while one can group them together in terms of certain beliefs, I’m not entirely convinced about that belief. I would also be concerned that at least some of Native culture is in fact post-forced acculturation, and I haven’t seen a ton of research as to which bits are what.

I wouldn’t ever, ever argue with this stupid c~~~ professor of yours, by the way. If your actual course is on “human-animal relations”, and you are taking it for anything other than an easy A, you are in the wrong class, as it is clearly worthless insanity. Why aren’t you in more science classes? If you have to take a variety of liberal arts classes to keep the old communist queens and dykes employed as ranters and ravers so as to make sure students get a liberal arts education, there’s got to be at least one or two actual classes where you might learn something.

I digress. This lunatic is clearly not someone to argue with. She could probably spend a class or two on Judaism, which has probably several books on husbandry, slaughtering, and farming. Christianity also has any number of volumes on this, as does Buddhism and Hinduism. I like to think she can’t skip all of those world faiths . . . but have the sick feeling that she will at least skip the Judeo-Christian-Mohammedan triad. Just from your comments regarding her, I read her as a religious zealot, not open to discussion or dispute. Keep quiet, mouth the dialectic, get an A. Move on. Laugh about the bitch later when all the public pension funds collapse.

What’s your major?

Uintatherium wrote:

I’m in university. There, I said it. I’m mostly there because it’s hard to get a good job without post-secondary education nowadays. I don’t want to have a s~~~ job for my entire life. Life’s a bitch eh?

At this point it’s not really about education, but pieces of paper. Collecting pieces of paper is useful, and increases one’s earnings to a certain point. As we live in an unreal society, the pieces of paper have become more relevant than the actual base knowledge, but that may change after the collapse. Note that Japan has had a surreal, make-believe economy and society for some time, and Europe is completely off the rails.

The trick is to do both.

"You can either love women, or understand women. You can't do both. Because once you understand women, you realize that there is really nothing to love."

[UintatheriumParticipant 1861]

PistolPete wrote:

Uintatherium wrote:

I’m in a course on the history of human-animal relations

I could have taught this course in 90 seconds–people have things called weapons–animals lose. End of story.

Human beings win at everything!

Just kidding. Only men do.

MGTOW: because you can (and should) say anything about a woman as long as she isn't within earshot

[bladeParticipant]

There is a place in the outback Australia were abbo woman hunt feral cats . They cat will run and hide under a rock or log . They pull em out and club them with a nice big stick . Thrown on the fire guts and all . An easy simple meal . No running involved like for the abbo bro’s hunting roo .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[MeisterParticipant 2093]

I really hope this nonsense is not funded with tax money.

Monk

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