Funny Story.

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  • 2016-07-05 at 6:32 PM#262400
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    B4TOW
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    Wanted to share.
    Years ago I agreed to vacation in Cancun with a girl friend. There was crying and complaining on top of drinking.
    It was 5 or 7 days all inclusive.
    About the 4th day the misery was well set in.
    We were in the shower together. She’s drunk talking about nothing at all. I am under the water. She is complaining she is not getting enough water and threw in a selfish or something like that on top of it.
    I am praying to God at this point.
    I put my face under the water and suddenly hear skin on porcelain, trying to get traction. Woop woop woop woop SMACK.
    As I turn around I see a limp, wet naked woman lying on the tile floor outside the tube as the shower curtain slowly regains its’ position back to the tub. I now had the shower all to myself. It was awesome.
    The shower curtain was the priceless gift. As it showed a hint of what was once my pain and every-so-slowly covered it up as it regained its position back to the tub. Forces of Nature came to my rescue in the form of the coefficient of friction, gravity, and inertia.
    It was a good 45 seconds before I asked if she was ok. The sudden tickle I had removed any air for speaking.
    The sudden silence was too good to ruin.
    That’s the story fellas.. I hope you smiled..
    Every damn time I replay that video in my head i crack up.

    2016-07-05 at 6:37 PM#262403
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    Hitman
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    instant karma…

    2016-07-05 at 6:38 PM#262405
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    ATLANTIS
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    Well whaddya know, even shower curtains know what’s up. Nice!

    2016-07-05 at 7:32 PM#262437
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    Mr. Man
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    Thanks for the story, it made me crack right the f~~~ up!

    2016-07-05 at 8:51 PM#262458
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    Durden
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    Chick was not f~~~ing you in shower and thus got what she deserved. Its her own fault that your dick was not in her holding her steady.

    It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

    2016-07-05 at 9:27 PM#262477
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    Anonymous
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    Great/funny story bud. Your avatar just add’s to the pie you could say hats off to you sir?!

    2016-07-06 at 8:17 PM#263039
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    Anonymous
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    Ha, classic! I think I would have had at least a touch of fear for a second until I saw that she was still breathing. It’s not like men have never gotten blamed for s~~~ they didn’t do…

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