Funny Hats

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5082]

Funny little hats
Prostrating upon mats
Cat Stevens converted to that

Long ones
Pointy ones
Those shaped like rubber Johns

One for bar-mitzvah
One for mass
One for the clown of the class

A fish head for the Priest on the pew
A beast who read Mayfair on the loo

Saucer shaped for the Rabbi who raped on the Sabbath

An ice-bun for the Sikhs
To cover they’re hair that hasn’t been washed for weeks

An array for the Protestants
A multi-coloured display for the c~~~s

Pretentious t~~~s in hats
Who worship graven wood
Can’t decide which hat
God proclaimed as good

[hmskl’dParticipant 6418]

I wear the ghosting monk mode hat.

[Branched offParticipant 11014]

Tin foil hat is the way to go when it all gets to you too much.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5082]

Branched off wrote:

Tin foil hat is the way to go when it all gets to you too much.

I invented said headwear.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5082]

hmskl’d wrote:

I wear the ghosting monk mode hat.

Good choice.

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