FUN, 50 and FABULOUS ! (LOL)

[Bob DylanParticipant 1352]

TRUTH IN ADVERTISING :

Hey Guys, Wife Me Up !
If you’re tall, handsome, have social status and lots of money—-Now Is Your Chance !!!

My friends and I agreed that it was time to divorce my PIG ex-hubby;
He claimed that I nagged too much;
For years, he actually had the nerve to request sex after marriage;
Criticized my investments in wardrobe, cosmetics, spa days, hair and nail professionals, home furnishings and décor;
He never liked my horses, or the necessary barns and the equipment to transport them to shows;
My friends and I often discussed, over lunch, how he always held me back from fulfilling my dreams;

I love to travel. I have pictures of me at ski resorts, Polynesian islands, European landmarks, Africa, South America, Nepal…
I love fine dining. I have pictures of me enjoying some of the finest cuisine on earth.
I have an acquired taste for great wines from the four corners of the world.

All my friends tell me that I look 30 years younger than my true age.
Better Hurry !
Wife Me UP !

..it ain't me babe...it ain't me you're looking for, babe...

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

My alien is like, WTF?

what is this?

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[MonkParticipant 16995]

‘Fun, 50 and fabulous!’

Translation: ‘One last, desperate ride on the carousel in order to try and get a retirement plan before it’s too late’.*

* It was too late 25 years ago, but you didn’t notice.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

I like her, she’s honest.

Bob Dylan wrote:

If you’re tall, handsome, have social status and lots of money—-Now Is Your Chance !!!

Sets the bar really high. Too high for me, but whatever. I’m tall at least! But money and social status are very important to her and she lets you know up front.

Bob Dylan wrote:

My friends and I agreed that it was time to divorce my PIG ex-hubby;

The hive is more important to her than her husbank. She WILL talk s~~~ about you behind your back and her “friends” will encourage it.

Bob Dylan wrote:

He claimed that I nagged too much;
For years, he actually had the nerve to request sex after marriage;

Gee, I wonder what he nagged about? You won’t be getting any sex if you marry her. Good to know if that’s important to you. You can look but you better not touch.

Bob Dylan wrote:

Criticized my investments in wardrobe, cosmetics, spa days, hair and nail professionals, home furnishings and décor;
He never liked my horses, or the necessary barns and the equipment to transport them to shows;

She’s dolling herself up for some reason. But it isn’t for you.

Bob Dylan wrote:

I love to travel. I have pictures of me at ski resorts, Polynesian islands, European landmarks, Africa, South America, Nepal…
I love fine dining. I have pictures of me enjoying some of the finest cuisine on earth.
I have an acquired taste for great wines from the four corners of the world.

I’m going to spend every dime you make and then some.

So, to summarize, I’m going to spend every dime you make, I’m going to dress for everyone but you, I’m going to talk s~~~ behind your back, and we will never have sex.

And women wonder where all the good men have gone….

Order the good wine

[TwistParticipant]

Bob Dylan wrote:

All my friends tell me that I look 30 years younger than my true age.

Had one tell me “my gynecologist tells me my vagina is really 20 years younger…”

You can lie to me. But you can’t lie to my c~~~.

Out.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Its funny how at age 50 their vaginas can still be blown out, despite mostly cutting their husbands off from sex.

Must be using too much dildo. <sarcasm>

I don’t want to buy what she is selling, but I am willing to trade… I have some beachfront property in Utah and a bridge in Brooklyn.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

Bob Dylan wrote:

TRUTH IN ADVERTISING :
Hey Guys, Wife Me Up !If you’re tall, handsome, have social status and lots of money—-Now Is Your Chance !!!
My friends and I agreed that it was time to divorce my PIG ex-hubby;He claimed that I nagged too much;For years, he actually had the nerve to request sex after marriage;Criticized my investments in wardrobe, cosmetics, spa days, hair and nail professionals, home furnishings and décor;He never liked my horses, or the necessary barns and the equipment to transport them to shows;My friends and I often discussed, over lunch, how he always held me back from fulfilling my dreams;
I love to travel. I have pictures of me at ski resorts, Polynesian islands, European landmarks, Africa, South America, Nepal…I love fine dining. I have pictures of me enjoying some of the finest cuisine on earth.I have an acquired taste for great wines from the four corners of the world.
All my friends tell me that I look 30 years younger than my true age.Better Hurry !Wife Me UP !

[WPLParticipant 2390]

Point well made, but you forgot the trope about “if you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best” (in my experience, 95% of the time she’s “bad” or “worst”, with her “best” only accounting for about 5%).

Oh, and I hate traveling. In the past, for various reasons including work, I’ve visited many parts of Europe; Mexico a couple of times; Canada; been to 2/3 of the States here, have no interest in going anywhere until I retire (perhaps to a remote part of Montana or Alaska… maybe Mexico, if they can get a handle on some of their problems by then).

[OgreParticipant 5863]

Since there’s no link, I’m assuming this is a composite of all of the 50 year old travel and horse loving ex-wives out there. The funny thing is that their daughters think mom is crazy, and they just want to party.

Pie and beer in a different town each night sound way better than a boring old lady or a brain dead future sx-slore any day.

At 50 she’s more likely tired, old, and droopy.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

[Dark KenshiParticipant 2132]

All those demands?

Then she must bring some SERIOUS qualities and benefits to the table… Does she not?
Well, hard pass then.
Thanks!

"Young was I once, I walked alone, and bewildered seemed in the way; then I found me another and rich I thought me, for man is the joy of man." Odin, Hàvamàl, stanza 47.

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10911]

Twist wrote:

Had one tell me “my gynecologist tells me my vagina is really 20 years younger…”

Funny thing, my bank manager told me that my bank account resembled one with 200K more in it. We are a match!

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[JB BooksParticipant 3182]

Post wallers usually take a while to realize their SMV has greatly declined (think: damn near zero). But it’s funny watching the desperation set in with the realization they’re alone and need to pull their own financial weight. Boxed wine and cats seem to help…

We just don't realize life's most significant events while they're happening. Back then, I thought, "Well, there'll be other days". I didn't realize that that was the only day. - "Moonlight" Graham

[AFTParticipant 2722]

Don’t forget that expen$ive IVF and terrible selfish attitude, where do I sign?

When the war cemeteries are half full of the corpses of dead conscripted women, only then will women have earned the right to speak of equality. Sidecar “A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.” - Bob Dylan

[Daryll55Participant 2950]

FUN, 50 and FABULOUS !

Sorry lady….

You see, I’m 50 too !

I’m looking for someone 25-30 that I Just met. She thinks I’m handsome,mature,and loves the attention I give her. She wants a no-frills quick&short relationship with plenty of hot SEX. She also wants to be gone in the morning until/if we meet again.

Keep your horses and travel plans to yourself, and i’ll keep my plans and bank balance to myself.

Suggestion: Turn Lesbian and hit your GF’s up. They think you look “Hot” lol .

Marry again, Hell NO ! ( Even JESUS was hung on a cross just once)

[SwimcatParticipant 3589]

Calls her husband a pig. That says a lot about her. If anybody is a pig its her.

[Knights Templar RisingParticipant 5106]

The latest code phrase I have noticed, on dating profiles belonging to middle age women:

“…a man who doesn’t run at the first sign of conflict…”

I notice this more and more. I believe it is the Crone equivalent of “if you can’t handle me at my worst” bulls~~~

Sovereignty above all else.

[JVBParticipant]

Go for it lady. Do him a favor.

Peace is > piece.

[Deadly RaverParticipant]

She REEEEAAAAALY think somebody about to scoop her 50 year old ass up?

Learn from the past, Control the present, and you will know the Future.

[JB BooksParticipant 3182]

How stupid are women?? Any semi-rational man who sees the phrase “Fun, 50 and fabulous” is going to run like hell!!

We just don't realize life's most significant events while they're happening. Back then, I thought, "Well, there'll be other days". I didn't realize that that was the only day. - "Moonlight" Graham

[Knights Templar RisingParticipant 5106]

They go to any lengths to look young. I was banging one who had Botox, but it permanently dialated her eyes for a few months. She looked great, but her not being able to go outside in the daylight really put a damper on things. Deep down inside, they know there’s nothing “fabulous” about being 50.

Sovereignty above all else.

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