F~~~ Your Gym selfies

[Masculine_ManParticipant 2735]

I wish I could claim credit for this brilliant blog but someone funnier and more twisted than me beat me to it. Full article here: http://tastelessgentlemen.com/i-hate-you-and-your-gym-selfies/

F~~~ Your Gym Selfies By Alex – January 27, 2016

First off, f~~~ your selfie and the gym you claim. Nobody has any interest in your yoga classes and your progress before the Bahamas. We don’t care about clean eating and squats and we sure as s~~~ don’t care about your crossfit classes. I don’t see a girl in gym clothes working out for her own health and well being. I see an attention seeking social media whore fishing for likes. You all fish for compliments all day with statements like “Oh my God I’m such a fat ass.” or “I look like a hot mess.” and since you can’t fish for compliments in the women’s locker room at 24 Hour Fitness, the only thing left is to fish for likes on social media.

A quick assessment of a gym selfie would show you wearing clothes more revealing than your everyday attire. Not only are you showing your stomach and your cleavage, as your top covers little more than a bra, but your frequently penetrated vagina is eating your form fitting pants. And you have to be sure to put two images, front and back next to each other, so everybody can see your ass for good measure. You expect me to believe that this is about your health and well being?

If that is the case, why don’t I ever see you checking in to planned parenthood as you get tested after a condomless one night stand? Why don’t I see a picture of your dentist digging deep into your mouth for a cleaning? Last I checked, you’re yet to post a picture of the results from your last cholesterol check. This has nothing to do with health or bettering yourself. It’s all about attention. That’s why you spend 700 dollars on pants from lululemon and buy 5 pairs of running shoes to match all your outfits. You don’t spend time getting ready for the gym like it’s a damn nightclub if you’re doing it for your health. Yes, that yoga picture of you standing on your head and spreading your legs with your ass popping out like a still shot of a hoodrat twerking was all about healthy living. That’s as believable as a girl telling me “she never does this kind of thing” as a drunkenly smash my dick into her pussy.

I will not encourage this kind of behavior. From here on out, I will never like any such photo and I suggest you all do the same. Instead, I’ll leave a nice little comment under each photo telling them what an inspiration their gym selfie was. I was so inspired by the pants eating pussy and cleavage that I busted out the lotion, warm towel, and rubbed one out. That’s right. I will not like your gym selfie, but I will viciously masturbate to it and there’s nothing you can do to stop it. So go ahead you attention seeking social media whores, post away and just know that guys all over the world are beating their meat to your “progress.”

Also, if you’re a guy taking gym selfies, just kill yourself. It’s worse than women doing it.

If it costs you your peace of mind, then it is too expensive.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[hellraiderParticipant 2837]

Yup, another space for men that women truly f~~~ed up, the gym.

[HawkeParticipant 197]

Actually f~~~ selfies in general, it´s like some new kind of disease.

Qui audet adipiscitur - Who dares, wins

[The Moth Attracted to the FlameParticipant 2982]

Yea, selfies are just an egotistical f~~~’s best friend.

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9544]

I know people take the dumbest pictures and too much. Snapping pictures is an addiction with some of these people. It’s like they need a picture diary of what every day things they do in the course of a day. I’ve snapped pictures with my digital Cannon camera and I deleted them over time, and the pictures I downloaded, because I ask myself “why do I have that image when I never view it and it’s of no importance?”

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[RennieParticipant]

ResidentEvil7 wrote:

I know people take the dumbest pictures and too much. Snapping pictures is an addiction with some of these people. It’s like they need a picture diary of what every day things they do in the course of a day. I’ve snapped pictures with my digital Cannon camera and I deleted them over time, and the pictures I downloaded, because I ask myself “why do I have that image when I never view it and it’s of no importance?”

I used to snap alot of photos when I was younger. Some interesting photos resulted from it. But now with the resolution of photos increasing as well as file sizes I have to be much more choosy about it.

[NeutronParticipant 321]

Selfies, the Narcissist’s method-of-choice for communicating.

None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

[Shattered SoldierParticipant 60]

So go ahead you attention seeking social media whores, post away and just know that guys all over the world are beating their meat to your “progress.”

So true. Then they will complain later about how they are being objectified.

Bitch, puh-leeze! You objectifying yourself.

'Pretty women make us buy beer. Ugly women make us drink it.' -Al Bundy

[Jeremiah JohnsonParticipant 2219]

S = SELF-IMPORTANT
E = EGOTISTICAL
L = LONELY
F = FAKE
I = INFLATED
E = EMPTY AS F~~~

And yes, I did come up with this list, please feel free to use it as you please….Glad I have never gotten into this part of pop culture, hell, glad I don’t even own a cell phone…

Men are at a time when panning for gold in a urinal has a higher probability of success than finding a faithful and loving woman, it is time to go your own way.....

[The Laughing ManParticipant 1020]

RoyDal wrote:

Hahahahaha!

I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes...or should I?

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