FREE CAT

[Anonymous 42]

http://worcester.craigslist.org/zip/5706246479.html

I’m gonna take out an ad for FREE cat disposal!

Then take videos of the mayhem and hide under the same guy-wires as planned parenthood.

[chirParticipant]

Oh Noooes!!! Its a Cat-astrophe!!!

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning; it is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

[Anonymous 42]

[Anonymous 11]

Think of the market for dead kitty parts. You could have “clinics” everywhere.

[HitmanParticipant]

free cat’s are never free..
if you really took one in the vet costs and the food,
the litter,
the f~~~ing hair all over ,
and cat’s have a real f~~~ed up way of behaving..
like a c~~~y t~~~..
lots of attitude for no reason…

[Anonymous 11]

I’m going crazy cat lady house hunting tonight. It’s hotter than hell, but the humidity is not very high for here so nights are a little cooler. I saw another strange sick looking tom crossing my neighbor’s yard this afternoon. I’ve seen way too many feral cats lately. Songbirds are so few.

I think the f~~~ers got my inherited indoor cat sick with an unknown cat virus. Emergency vet trips at 6AM on Sundays are not cheap. I’m going to war against these feral SOBs.

[AnthonyParticipant 2281]

Hitman wrote:

and cat’s have a real f~~~ed up way of behaving..
like a c~~~y t~~~..
lots of attitude for no reason…

This is exactly the reason I’m never going to have cats as pets.

There’s a reason why men are compared to dogs and women are compared to cats.

Dogs always love you for you. Cats only love you because they want your resources/attention.

Once you have a Fleshlight real vaginas become worthless.

[Anonymous 42]

Hitman wrote:

ree cat’s are never free..
if you really took one in the vet costs and the food,
the litter,
the f~~~ing hair all over ,
and cat’s have a real f~~~ed up way of behaving..
like a c~~~y t~~~..
lots of attitude for no reason…

You’re looking at it all wrong you guys! Grow a little Chinese for a change. Look at them as meat for your dogs. The cost benefit analysis soars! Chickens will eat them too, thanks for indirect eggs cat lady, and for making dogs strong so the can eat more cats…

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