Fracking Boom and Dateable Men

[TaxGuyParticipant]

http://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/mark-zuckerberg-discovers-the-unintended-effects-of-the-fracking-boom-on-dateable-men/ar-BBEjqgm?li=BBnb7Kz

So, some of these small towns where fracking has seen a boom end up with a male/female ratio of like 30:1 in the boom times. The study sited said that in the 70’s and 80’s this would have lead to an increases in marriages and babies. Now, it is only leading to more babies.

Half way there guys, half way there. Now just learn how to tarp your load and destroy the baby batter as soon as you’re done.

One of the women quoted said she has never paid for a drink her entire life. I’m sure a woman like that would never think of accidentally forgetting to take her birth control, right guys?

Order the good wine

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

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30/1
How many guys been in that hole in 1 day?

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[Anonymous 7]

First rule: Women follow money.

Second rule: Women spend money.

Third rule: See first rule.

The carousel gets them from point A to point B.

Remember, what happened between point A and point B didn’t count, at least for her, for she was a winner in being able to get to her destination.

[TrapperParticipant 2912]

Ahh, the oilfield. Never before have women done so little for so much. When the trans Alaska pipeline was going in one fuggly housekeeper gal mentioned, “This must be how pretty women feel all the time.”

At least guys aren’t getting married to them as much anymore

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

Carnage wrote:

30/1
How many guys been in that hole in 1 day?

‘That hole’ ?

Let’s get the math right first for the sake of the discussion.

Three holes.

At least the women I’ve been with allowed access to all three.

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Isnt fracking a bust mow?

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

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