Forgetting Wife's Birthday

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

Mr. Smith forgot to get his wife a present for her birthday. She confronted him and said, “Tomorrow morning, I’m going out into the driveway, and I better see something that goes from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds!”

The next morning, she hurried out to the driveway, and found . . .

A brand new bathroom scale.

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22524]

To be fair. If you are in a relationship, you have to remember such dates. This is not a blue pill issue, this is common courtesy in a relationship.

[foolsgoldParticipant 5649]

Q- How many women does it take to clean the kitchen?
A- Two. One of them to clean the kitchen and the other to post it on facebook.

[Anonymous 54]

How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb..
Two. One to change the light bulb,
And one to Suck
My Dick!

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

And one to Suck
My Dick!

Are you sure you want a feminist sucking your dick? o_O

You don’t know what’s been in that hole, brother.

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[MACHOParticipant]

Can’t Stump Trump wrote:

Are you sure you want a feminist sucking your dick? o_O

Feminists still have teeth you know Old Sage..They might pretend to do it..and then bite it off!!?

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

Macho, what happened to Mr. Bean? Did he turn into the Hulk?

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[ApexScorpionParticipant 602]

Faust For Science wrote:

To be fair. If you are in a relationship, you have to remember such dates. This is not a blue pill issue, this is common courtesy in a relationship.

Sounds obligatory to me.

*Sigh* those “special” days are so forced.

I remember a woman getting mad at me for not planning her b day, which I had never done and was never protested in the years prior. It’s funny because I was the only one with repercussions for not doing so.

I guess my wallet wasn’t speaking loud enough.

[Can’t Stump TrumpParticipant]

Faust For Science wrote:

To be fair. If you are in a relationship, you have to remember such dates. This is not a blue pill issue, this is common courtesy in a relationship.

Meh, maybe for a long-term relationship. I only do short-term.

Women are better at multitasking? Fucking up several things at once is not multitasking.

[Anonymous 54]

MACHO wrote:

Can’t Stump Trump wrote:

Are you sure you want a feminist sucking your dick? o_O

Feminists still have teeth you know Old Sage..They might pretend to do it..and then bite it off!!

An old feminist. With no teeth. And a hairy wart on her lip…oh f~~~ it, never mind..

[HitmanParticipant]

how do you p~~~ off martha stewart twice ?
f~~~ her in the ass,
and wipe your dick off on her curtains..
hahaha!!!
.
no offence to ms. stewart.
only a joke !!!
..she got big bucks bro’s..
that’s a disclaimer..
i actually like the old bird.
.
stealthy put feminist’s where martha went..
‘wipe your dick on the feminist curtains”..
works even better..

[bladeParticipant]

No body likes an arsehole but everybody has one . But not everybody has a c~~~

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[bladeParticipant]

Can’t Stump Trump wrote:

Faust For Science wrote:

To be fair. If you are in a relationship, you have to remember such dates. This is not a blue pill issue, this is common courtesy in a relationship.

Meh, maybe for a long-term relationship. I only do short-term.

F~~~ i hope Ivanka doesn’t find out your on here . Just be careful bro if ya copping blow jobs under the table like bill .

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[AttonParticipant]

I better see something that goes from 0 to 200 in 5 seconds!”

An x wing could do that.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

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