For Women, it's no Laughing Matter.

[megatoad69Participant 449]

Ever crack a great joke or say something witty and funny to a woman that would get a great response from a guy, and all you get is a blank stare?

1) She thinks you are hitting on her.
2) Women don’t understand humour.
3) She thinks she is above ‘male’ style humour.
4) She is just a t~~~.

You guys experience this s~~~? I hang out with the guys and I have them in stitches, but bitches are bitches and it pains them to laugh.
Not all of them, but the more attractive ones are the least responsive,

I suppose if I owned a Porshe and made 6 figures, I’d be the funniest guy on Earth.

Mind you, some women do have a sense of humour, but some of them are way too serious about life, I actually feel bad for them.
(or maybe I don’t? No….I don’t)

You can't reason with unreasonable, there; women, figured out, there is nothing to reason.

[ChilledToZeroParticipant 178]

How to figure out if a joke is brilliant:

Makes the guys laugh: Good Joke
Makes the girls laugh: Good Joke
Makes the guys explode with laughter and the girls hate it: Brilliant
Makes the girls laugh but not the guys: A feminist joke

[bigboy83Participant 11312]

Most of the time is the first choice, since they can never get over themselves, this is also why women need men to entertain them, cause their too serious and boring. It’s hilarious! 9 out of 10 are like that at least.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

[Anonymous 29]

In general women have an extremely poor sense of humor due to their higher than thou opinion of themselves. You know . . . . . like having a broom stick up their ass.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Since women’s intentions are about getting our resources, they mask it by projecting we only want them for sex. This tactic is so successful for them and they usually blind side men with it. Meanwhile, she is using sex (against us) to her benefit. They make everything sexual & then claim we are. It is an amazing smokescreen & deflection tactic they use.

Meanwhile, they are getting their kicks off of us even trying to “entertain” them. We think we are giving them attention & charming them with our humor, and they look at us being so far beneath them, that whether they get the joke or not, is irrelevant, for they are too consumed with us being so pretentious in thinking we even exist in their world beyond a slave & servant, at best.

I used to think I had a serious deficit in the romance dept. until this realization finally set in. I would go out of my way to try and get a woman to laugh and lighten the f~~~ up so to speak. It was to no avail. When I was told I was being cute, I always thought it was a compliment, instead of seeing the truth of it all. Led Zeppelin’s song “Stairway To Heaven” lyrics comes to mind…. “And she’s buying a stairway to heaven”.

Once I finally accepted that the only thing a modern day woman finds acceptable about me as a man, is what she can get from me, that she feels & believes she is not only entitled to, but that I OWE it to her as well, because of being a sub species to her (by being a man), it became painfully obvious to me. Nothing else I do matters to her. (Nothing Else Matters, by Metallica comes to mind). Other than what she extracts out of me.

bigboy83 wrote:

Most of the time is the first choice, since they can never get over themselves, this is also why women need men to entertain them, cause their too serious and boring. It’s hilarious! 9 out of 10 are like that at least.

However, I do agree with you as well. For, they are so empty inside, they have to because of their nature. They need it & at the same time despise us for it. I would not be the least bit surprised that women crave & desire the inner beauty of man in the same intensity we desire them when they are in their prime with their outer beauty.

It seems only natural, but then again nature often has a sense of cruel irony, and it may just be complete conjecture on my part. I do know this much, I bought my 2nd XW a huge f~~~ing rock for her wedding ring, and I am still convinced to this day, that she looked at that as the greatest thing she ever extracted & got from me.

A way to a women’s “heart” is to buy it. Humor, romance, loyalty, intimacy and all that other s~~~ is peanuts to them compared to how much men are willing to pay them. They make it all about the almighty dollar. Not love or any f~~~ing thing else. The most I have ever seen a woman laugh was at a man’s expense, and everything else pales in comparison.

[Swen AugustParticipant 373]

I don’t remember how many times I have heard- “your not funny”

[JackinovParticipant 5229]

Swen August wrote:

I don’t remember how many times I have heard- “your not funny”

Same here LOL

are you a chia pet in man drag

[Anonymous 18]

Swen August wrote:

I don’t remember how many times I have heard- “your not funny”

I get the ‘oh you’re so funny’ but the chick totally not meaning it. I exercise some twisted power of seeing her feel compelled to laugh at my s~~~ty jokes.

Best thing is that I get to amuse myself at not taking myself seriously. And also not having to mentally postulate any correlation of her ha ha has from my jokes to uh uhh ah ahhs from my *wink wink*

[RoyDalParticipant]

Makes the girls laugh but not the guys: A feminist joke …

Feminists have jokes? That’s a new on on me! I have yet to meet one with anything close to a sense of humor.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[megatoad69Participant 449]

9 out of 10 female comedians I see on TV cannot break my poker face Swen, so don’t feel bad, next time you hear that comment, ask her to make you laugh.
Sometimes I think, ‘you aren’t funny lady, but I’d poker face.’

You can't reason with unreasonable, there; women, figured out, there is nothing to reason.

[UntamedParticipant]

Swen August wrote:

I don’t remember how many times I have heard- “your not funny”

And I don’t know how many times I retorted- ” I wasn’t trying to make you laugh.”

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[rorickParticipant 682]

From what i have heard, to understand a joke or make a joke you need certain intelligence which women lacks..

megatoad69 wrote:

I suppose if I owned a Porshe and made 6 figures, I’d be the funniest guy on Earth.

If you are, then even if you say “honey on my way back to home i kicked a beggar” , she:- Oh ! that’s the most funniest thing i have heard in my life.. ..

F~~~ them good for nothing..!

[Lone Sea VoyagerParticipant 506]

They don’t crack a single grin to our good witted jokes…

…but they laugh at something like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrvDhSB7GHk

[megatoad69Participant 449]

Yeah MGTOW Pirate, they are certainly laughing at us.
Cuz, most of them aren’t laughing with us.
Modern women disrespect modern men, they try to push us down below their level, they think it gives them superiority, and because we are men, we brush it off.

because vagina

You can't reason with unreasonable, there; women, figured out, there is nothing to reason.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Humor is a sign of intelligence.

RoyDal wrote:

Feminists have jokes? That’s a new on on me! I have yet to meet one with anything close to a sense of humor.

Feminists ARE the joke.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you.
Cry, and there will be some bitch laughing at you.
Apparently, being a sensitive man (something they have been screaming for), is actually an invitation for women to add you to their entertainment package.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

Swen August wrote:

I don’t remember how many times I have heard- “your not funny”

Respond with “You think I care what you think? THAT”S funny.”

[stopmockingmanParticipant 441]

Lone Sea Voyager wrote:

They don’t crack a single grin to our good witted jokes…
…but they laugh at something like this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrvDhSB7GHk

Well what can we say here- it’s day time TV, where women with no work life spent valuable time learning from dumb Women’s Shows how to feel better about themselves.
Hens in a chicken coop without a rooster, always misbehave and mock men (they feel so tough and superior at that moment).
Sad truth is this- women are empty shells without a man to cling to.
Now, that is a very funny joke friends.
It’s not funny when they lose the prize, the man, the It.
It’s no laughing matter, hence the resorting to cutting here.
SAD comment on their status in life and proof they are a rib, a lesser being, a state of lowness.
I cannot bear to look at daytime tv, it’s all about women s~~~. That women watch. WASTING time.

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