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  • #67276
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    Experienced
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    http://gizmodo.com/193671/the-conception-cap—get-pregnant-with-or-without-the-sex

     Surprise: You have just been harvested, as a slave for 18 years.

    "It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

    #67281
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    Zuberi Tau
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    Burn the condom!!!

     

    #67283
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    13-Jzzal
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    Get a vasectomy and laugh at her wondering why there is no sperm in the condom.

    #67292
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    MOWsince95
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    Get a vasectomy and laugh at her wondering why there is no sperm in the condom

    A GF knew I never wanted kids and about 3 months into it I told her I had already a vasectomy – and she promptly dumped me.

    Sure showed me … what a loss.

    If you are MGTOW when you are young you have no heart.
    If you're not MGTOW when you are 20 you have no brain.

    #67294
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    Crazy Canuck
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    Just add tabasco sauce and let her burn her pussy real good.

    "If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

    #67297
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    ILiveAgain
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    They really are low life scum.

    #67298
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    Grumpy
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    Just add tabasco sauce and let her burn her pussy real good.

    hahahahaha. you are such a nasty prick  🙂

    Perhaps Jalapeno sauce?

     

    There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

    #67312
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    Crazy Canuck
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    @grumpy Yup. Dave’s Total Insanity Hot Sauce. Just a few drops will burn your tongue off let alone a woman’s pussy.

    "If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

    #67313
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    I really shouldn’t say this but fill it with gorilla gizz. When baby sasquatch arrives, the surprise is on her. Not technically possible though. But worth the look on her face telling her five days before she “misses her period.”    “You What?”

    "It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

    #67322
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    Grumpy
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    I really shouldn’t say this but fill it with gorilla gizz. When baby sasquatch arrives, the surprise is on her

    Do I really want to know how you got gorilla jizz??  It’s bad enough with the land whales following men about, do I also want to see an 800 lb male primate also following men around? ( I have seen a lot of the hairy female ones lately)….

    There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

    #67323
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    RoyDal
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    This puts a whole new meaning on the term “rape kit”!

    @keymaster, this is a good candidate for the site’s poster archive.

    Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

    #67328
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    Experienced
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    Change “Grumpy” to “Funny” LMAO,   but really??? wouldja? wouldja like to know??  : )

    Do I really want to know how you got gorilla jizz??  It’s bad enough with the land whales following men about, do I also want to see an 800 lb male primate also following men around? ( I have seen a lot of the hairy female ones lately)….

    "It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

    #67329
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    Experienced
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    They’ve been having lottsa problems with female gorilla’s lately, AND was told it’s for a good cause.

    "It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

    #67333
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    Grumpy
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    They’ve been having lottsa problems with female gorilla’s lately, AND was told it’s for a good cause.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. +10

    Somethings are better left unseen. Now I have to bleach my eyes and brain..

    There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

    #67338
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    Elgos_Grim
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    Habanero sauce is AMAZING I hear.

    /audio/habanero-condom/

    #67363
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    DeepInThought
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    Cannot recommend this product enough, kills everything!

    http://www.medi-mark.co.uk/images/uploads/TriGene_2p_lab.pdf

    #67775
    Experienced
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    Before as well as after ie. she says, “Here, let me put the condom on you,” and nicks/bites it with her teeth – a tiny hole. Afterward it’s too late.

    "It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

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