Firing Blanks

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Hermit wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

Wow, thats cool to know! We are Gladiators bro. Hermit is a fat old man who wishes he could be like us.

I wouldn’t want to be anything like either one of you fukked up freaks……………but lawn mower racing would be fun.

Would that ARSE of yours fit on one? It’s that big it has it’s own zip-code.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

Good poem Colin.
Good to hear you boys are in such good shape. Too much manual work has done my back in and then sitting in tree hides makes it worse. I carry on as is for the present.
I have always liked firing live rounds but I can’t afford to shoot at wombs any more. Got to keep remembering that. Its a lot cheaper to shoot any animal on the face of this earth than a womb.

Ruddy Doody Mr Branch, how’s it hanging?
Yes, I have the body off Baywatch and the face off crime-watch.

Don’t ever f~~~ with me alphabet soups, I am 220lb of solidified terror.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Sounds like a brilliant weekend!
Live it up extra Liberty style thus weekend boyz!
yeeeehaaawww! Just got done with a 26 mile bicycle trek. Rest day Saturday. 13.1 Miles Sunday morning God Willing!
Trail Dust! Sucking Air! Taking deep pulls off Ice Cold waterjug spiked with raspberry lemonade.
Life is good.

Have a good one Brad.
Keep Menstruating the sponge-columned Matey!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

this Muslim guy has a vagina in my home. It supposed to be ” NO GIRLS ALLOWED ” but i should have gotten it in writing. A god damned vagina in my presence. Im considering fvcking her for being in my house. I know she wants it. Both of them need to fvck off back to hell. LOLOL.

Never rent out a room to anyone…. lesson learned! $400 aint sh!t

OH but this is supposed to be “GOOD” for me. It breathes LIFE into an otherwise cold and sterile and isolated existence. Im supposed to be more “outgoing” and “sociable” so making new friends and having them in my home is “Mature Growth”

fvcking hell. only bad will come of this. Atleast I get the MONEY.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Gravel Pit wrote:

this Muslim guy has a vagina in my home. It supposed to be ” NO GIRLS ALLOWED ” but i should have gotten it in writing. A god damned vagina in my presence. Im considering fvcking her for being in my house. I know she wants it. Both of them need to fvck off back to hell. LOLOL.
Never rent out a room to anyone…. lesson learned! $400 aint sh!t

OH but this is supposed to be “GOOD” for me. It breathes LIFE into an otherwise cold and sterile and isolated existence. Im supposed to be more “outgoing” and “sociable” so making new friends and having them in my home is “Mature Growth”

fvcking hell. only bad will come of this. Atleast I get the MONEY.

Make sure you do a bigger and better job than him. Make her hurt and squirt!
$400 is cheap. Is that all bills included?

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

$400 is cheap.

yup, all bills paid, wifi and TV, and access to a motorscooter to drive around the city! Its the deal of a lifetime.
That woman better not cause riff raff or Ill throw him on the street and change the lock. Homie dont play that way! I couldnt give a sh!t less about the housing authorities.

I dont think it will come to that though. Everyone is playing nice nice right now. Time will tell how AWALT this AWALT is… LOL

She is a higher grade than most, I will say that. She hasnt really red flagged yet which is a strong start.
I think she is as naive as he is, they both just want some sex from eachother. Let them HUMP eachother, thats great. I could give a sh!t less provided no drama and my $400 fee is paid.

[Branched offParticipant 10926]

Mate you can be sure of one thing, that is not a couple likely to last the distance. Egyptians generally despise blacks. Women from Uganda are good company and submissive but they expect to be cared for financially by a man as much as possible. He wants sex, she wants money. He is a doctor, she looks OK. Its just the pure hypergamy thing in action. Both will tolerate it until they can do better. He is likely to tire first unless she is playing the field, which many of the bad African girls do (when they turn bad, why not go the whole distance, they would sooner die than tell their tell their father they were being shagged by one man out of wedlock, so why not two for double money?). Relax and watch the show.

She is unlikely to be too offensive to you -you are the landlord and that gives you status, but you must act with authority or she will see you are just another white cuck to despise. You should not try to put African women in their place (that will offend them mightily). Traditional African cultures are very polite and quite the opposite of some of the stereotypes we might think of with African American culture -and here I must confess I only see what I see on TV and don’t actually know African American culture so if I am wrong please let no one take offense. You need to be polite but you need to understand that if you want a glass of water and she is in the kitchen, you ask for it, don’t get up for it. Then thank her like a gentleman thanks a lady not like he thanks a waitress. Of course I have not seen the girl or know anything of her but that would be my general advice in the case of a girl from a normal Ugandan girl. “The smallest stone must be thrown away” -the lowest ranking person should be sent to do errands. You don’t lord it over them for it, it is just to be expected. If you act all deferential then you are just another cuck in a land of cucks.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Branched, you nailed it EXACTLY. She is precisely like that. Thank you. Yea, she is pretty easy going, NOTHING like normal American Black women. She was in Uganda until she was 15, then became American. If she was fully American, Id of already booted her out. Yes, all American Black women have an enormous attitude and are out to abuse everyone in the way of what they want.

But yeah, I dont see this lasting long. Its interesting to observe self delusion this close, by both of them, believing anything will come from their exchange beyond fickle company and some sex. I get the feeling she may want to monkey branch to me and that swing will be rejected promptly. Ive read too many mens stories on this site to start believing in NAWALT Ugandan Unicorns lol

[Gravel PitParticipant]

But yeah, these two puppies are mid twenties and enjoying pink clouds. Rather benign lil lovebirds with very little ‘deliberate’ manipulation, just instinctive. They are just autopiloting and finding themselves.

They are sort of amusing to be around so I will tolerate it. I stand firm in my observance and am not getting involved. Now I have to find the TV remote! Oh, the little things…lol

[bladeParticipant]

This should help

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[Branched offParticipant 10926]

I clicked on that Blade link too! I am a real glutton for self punishment. Why?

Yeah Gravel pit do resist the monkey branch. It would not end well after a few years.

If you want a Ugandan unicorn (if you believe in such things), you would need to go to Uganda, rent or buy a nice house in a nice traditional village, learn Swahili, get known as a local nice guy, chew tobacco with the wazee under trees, even go to church on Sunday if you can stand it but most of all sit and watch the girls go to the well and to gather fire wood. Make a short list of ones you would shag who seem to have nice dispositions and interact well with their friends but avoid the local bad boys’ solicitations. Also avoid the bad girls in your village, who will swarm round you like flies all declaring their unicorn status. Then send some lad you trust to make enquiries about the good girls you like and discover about their families and especially the habits of their mothers, aunts and female siblings. Choose the best match to you and then get an older man who is respected to talk to sound the girl’s father out and see if she is on the market. Then approach the girl. If she is willing (which she almost certainly will be to make such a good match) go with a trusted friend to her father and set up the negotiation for bride price. Bargain fairly hard to gain respect but not too hard or you will be known as mean. Clear all bride price fast and if there is some ritual in their tribe for completing full payment make sure you do that ASAP too. That way you may just get your unicorn with minimal in law trouble.

Unicorns, however, do not swing from trees. They do not monkey branch to you. This is the mistake so many men make. If she is coming to you from another, the odds are that she has done this before and will do it again. Do you feel lucky? Sadly so many guys do feel just that -lucky and special that she did this “for him”.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Branched off wrote:

Do you feel lucky? Sadly so many guys do feel just that -lucky and special that she did this “for him”.

Wow,great insight and objective perspective about monkey branching. She has not made any advances at me. Nothing subtle to intuit yet but I would not be surprised at all!

She is very convincing and its clear shes on the hunt. She has a Masters degree and makes good money. So yea, she has mild intelligence but as we all know, a degree isnt a measure of intelligence at all. Its a measure of compliance and affluence. This is how total nincumpoops end up with Degrees in Clinical Psychology or whatever…

She is PLAYING, as in enjoying herself like a pig in the mud. She is toying with all the toys in the world available to women who make 80K a year… nice SUV, devices, hair and ofcourse access to Penis. She is prowling and its probably because she wants her next toy to be a Child sometime soon. Toss in the husband and new house too.

What happens when shes done with playtime? Maybe Im pessimistic and paranoid, but I don’t want to be the donor or spon$or for this Gashes playride thru life. I stand apart as a fully autonomous superior being. I will not be the boy toy…

[Branched offParticipant 10926]

These women’s master’s degrees seem to be earned by paying to go to a college and collecting attendance stamps and handing in a worthless thesis of some sort at the end. It staggers me. A female neighbour told me the other day that she is doing a masters (in guess what -social work). I asked why a masters (I wondered if that was the base line qualification needed to screw up families in the UK today)? -Not so its just easier and faster she said than doing a bachelor’s degree. Makes sense really -just turn up and write the essays and do some piece of meaningless research that you can make any conclusion you like to because it is a pseudoscience. And who funds this nonsense?

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Gravel PitParticipant]

exactly Branched.

Im not holding a Masters in Psychology, Clinical Therapy, but I would assume if you ask someone who does hold this degree, “What is Oedipus Complex?” that you wouldnt get a blank stare followed by genuinely not knowing what Im talking about.

really? isnt that like a softball question

Im not sure what they teach at those schools dude but I come across “educated” people everyday, even MDs, who are DUMB AS DOG CRAP.

Maybe Im just a blue collar dope who doesnt recognize scholastic excellence. buwhwhahwhahwa!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Real intelligence is processing information/scenarios/experiences etc and applying in the real world.
Not reading and merely memorising.

[Branched offParticipant 10926]

A big problem with libtard academia today is that they don’t want any problems solving, they want them ignoring. Just pay your fee (or have the government pay it), prove you can trot out the party line and collect your degree. The real innovative thinking is being done by men who are being non platformed.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5066]

Branched off wrote:

A big problem with libtard academia today is that they don’t want any problems solving, they want them ignoring. Just pay your fee (or have the government pay it), prove you can trot out the party line and collect your degree. The real innovative thinking is being done by men who are being non platformed.[/quote

Some of the most thought provoking men I have met, work in menial manual jobs. Usually(as with I) they are social pariahs. They’re awareness is heightened due to said social standing.

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