Figured a good joke for an introduction might be appreciated

[Buff MinorcanParticipant 83]

Steve and Rick are sitting at a bar grabbing a drink. Rick seems kinda down so Steve notices and asks what’s wrong.

Rick: Eh, it’s nothing.

Steve: You sure man, we go way back you can tell me.

Rick: It’s just the wife and I are having a little issue is all.

Steve: Damn sorry to hear that. What’s going on?

Rick: Honestly it’s a tiny sexual issue.

Steve: Oh…..

Rick: It’s just…she thinks things have grown stale after 10 years of basically the same way. Wants me to mix it up…and like, get more daring….and do…stuff.

Steve: Yeah gotcha, I went thru the same thing with my girl. You could always introduce her to something new.

Rick: Like what?

Steve: Well bro you could turn her around and try sticking it in the other hole and see how she likes that for “mixing it up” *wink**wink*

Rick: Hmmm….yeah I don’t….no I don’t want to get her pregnant.

[HitmanParticipant]

funny ass s~~~ !!!
( hahaha!!).
married couple divorce on difference of religion.
they could not agree SHE was a GODdess…
…
thanks for the laugh,
tell us about yourself please..
briefly..

[MACHOParticipant]

Hi Buff Minorcan, I was curious about your 15 stars since it’s your introduction, then I went to read the 2 nice replies you wrote.

Cute joke here but.. You kind of went backwards .. Either one of Those replies would’ve made a great intro! I guess.. welcome.

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[Buff MinorcanParticipant 83]

I’m 36, never married, no kids. I’ve just dodged a bunch of bullets. I can’t claim all the dodging either cause in my 20’s I certainly was a blue pill. But the few girls I fell in “love” with managed to cheat on me and get caught so I think in that window of time I skipped the likely proposal, marriage, kids, debt, etc.

Back in 2008 I stumbled upon a book called “The Manipulated Man”. It really awoken something in me. It’s like the book fully expressed so many thoughts I’d had myself but never expressed. From then on I continued to date, but even when relationships lasted 6-12 months I never wavered in my new found commitment to never give in to the demands of women. Oh boy did they always demand lol. No matter how clear I was about marriage and children and living together and all that they eventually demand that. Perhaps with other men they get what they want, but not me. So I’d end it quietly, no drama.

Happy to have found the forum.

[bstoffParticipant 4878]

If you’ve read The Manipulated Man already, you’re way ahead of a lot of us. It should be required reading for new members. I wish I had read it, and been awakened, decades ago.

[Pedal, run, rowParticipant]

Hey Buff, did you hear about the Indian going to the whore house in the old west?

Yeah, it truly happened.

Indian goes into town and tries to buy a whore.

whore: Have you ever had sex with a woman before?

Nope!

Whore: Well, you need to get some practice then, other wise you won’t last 15 seconds and waste your money. Go find a tree with a hole in it and f~~~ that until you cum, then come back here.

A couple of hours later the Indian comes back, and after agreeing on the price he heads back to the room with the whore.

As soon as she has removed her petticoat and panties the Indian violently shoves his arm, up to his elbow, into her pussy.

Whore screaming: argggg…Oh my god! What are you doing? argggggg……

This time me check’em for bees first!

[joetechParticipant]

Pedal, run, row wrote:

Whore screaming: argggg…Oh my god! What are you doing? argggggg……
This time me check’em for bees first!

I thought he was checking for squirrels!

An Army staff officer is out with the General on maneuvers when the staff officer asks, “General, when was the last time you had sex with your wife?”
The General answers, “1945.”
The officer replies, “Why so long ago?”
The General replies, “What are you talking about? It’s only 2130,” as he looks at his watch.

Welcome to the forums!

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[The Manipulated ManParticipant 1856]

Greetings BM,

Appreciate your fun introduction and the funny replies it has generated.

Buff Minorcan wrote:

……never married, no kids……

Here is an ugly truth that most married guys are unwilling to admit:

When a man gives into a “Soul Mate’s” demands and signs a marriage contract, he legally becomes a “Provider.” That will be the death of any good sex life with her.

Her subsequent “bad health” and “Crazy Town” behavior are just excuses.

Buff Minorcan wrote:

…….a book called “The Manipulated Man”. It really awoken something in me. It’s like the book fully expressed so many thoughts I’d had myself but never expressed………

Me Too.

It is a great place to start.

The Archives and stories of other free men on this web site are a gold mine. There are ideas here that go way beyond Vilar’s book.

Understanding that the time I spent with women was really a waste of MY time, is something that happened spiritually as I progressed down the MGTOW road.

This occurred after I stopped chasing “Unicorns” and had more mindfulness of the Narcissism that is hard wired into every woman. I eventually came to believe that AWALT.

In hind sight, I was never fully free until I was no longer in any RelationS~~~S.

Besides all of the material wealth, my real wealth obtained as a truly free men has to do with being able to do whatever I want which is never boring.

Note: The really awesome things that I wanted to do with my life were hidden as long as I was involved with women.

The serenity obtained from being free of Narcissists has enabled me to enjoy the things in life that cost nothing like peace and tranquility.

Anyway, it is good to read about your journey on the MGTOW road.

I look forward to reading your posts and comments in the Forums.

Here are some old jokes:

Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you’re going to want to shoot it.

Q: Why do most men die before their wives?

A: They want to.

What happens when a man finally comprehends the cold and calculating thoughts that are going through a woman's mind, while her eyes are brimming with tears?

[JVBParticipant]

A telepathic midget that has just escaped from the law

A small medium at large.

Welcome brother.

Peace is > piece.

[Anonymous 1]

Pedal, run, row wrote:

Hey Buff, did you hear about the Indian going to the whore house in the old west?

Yeah, it truly happened.

Indian goes into town and tries to buy a whore.

whore: Have you ever had sex with a woman before?

Nope!

Whore: Well, you need to get some practice then, other wise you won’t last 15 seconds and waste your money. Go find a tree with a hole in it and f~~~ that until you cum, then come back here.

A couple of hours later the Indian comes back, and after agreeing on the price he heads back to the room with the whore.

As soon as she has removed her petticoat and panties the Indian violently shoves his arm, up to his elbow, into her pussy.

Whore screaming: argggg…Oh my god! What are you doing? argggggg……

This time me check’em for bees first!

AHAHAHA FUNNY S~~~!

Welcome bro!

[Y_Participant 4591]

Welcome Buff. You seem like a fun guy.
Married men need to remember there are three rings when giving up their lives to females

Engagement ring
Wedding ring
Suffering

Enjoy the forums

[Anonymous 0]

Welcome home, Buff
Beer’s in the fridge

So a guy rear ends this gorgeous old Cadillac. When the driver gets out to survey the damage, the guy notices that he is a midget. The guy looks up at him and says “I am not happy” and the other guy says “Well, which one are you?”

[No Ma’amParticipant 212]

What’s the difference between your job and your wife?

Ten years later your job still sucks.

"Nobody loves me, but my mother, And she could be jivin` too." - B. B. King

[MarketWatcherParticipant]

Buff Minorcan wrote:

I’m 36, never married, no kids. I’ve just dodged a bunch of bullets.

Almost right out of my into. Welcome Brother!

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

Welcome brother.

Marriage is grand

Divorce is a hundred grand

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