Female Version of The Mummy In 2017

[ResidentEvil7Participant 9585]

While looking around IMDb’s front page, it looks like they’re going to make a female version of The Mummy for next summer. Yes it has Tom Cruise and Russell Crowe in it, but the mummy, this time, is a princess that has been causing all kinds of hell for the past millennium. So it looks like we’re going to looking for a female The Mummy reboot for next summer.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2345759/?pf_rd_m=A2FGELUUNOQJNL&pf_rd_p=2722834242&pf_rd_r=0SD73V9NS12XPNZYCW51&pf_rd_s=hero&pf_rd_t=15061&pf_rd_i=homepage&ref_=hm_hp_cap_pri_1

https://themanszone.webs.com/

[Anonymous 3]

Finally! A remake with a character replacement that works.
I propose the following imagery:

[Faust For ScienceParticipant 22584]

Pass the popcorn. This could be interesting.

[MonkeyMindParticipant 5340]

This is going to p~~~ off the feminists.

They hate it when women are portrayed as something other than helpless victims or empowered godesses smashing the patriarchy.

How dare Hollywood cast a female as the villan.

[thisistheguy123Participant 2063]

Is this a documentary?

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

The Single Mummy.

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

Mummy Dearest. With Tom Cruise and Russell Crowe in it as magina zombie orbiters. I will need a lot of scotch.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

thisistheguy123 wrote:

Is this a documentary?

uchibenkei wrote:

The Single Mummy.

Sprayed root beer all over my keyboard. You two owe me.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[MGTOWmonkey aka No More Fucks To GiveParticipant 6635]

Some people never learn and hollywood is no exception. Propaganda movies are like throwing money into a fire pit,just make a great product and people will buy. Unfortunately women actors are a bad product(female ghostbusters cast) that’s why they need male heavy hitters to move the needle.

Never lose sight of what brought you here.

[thisistheguy123Participant 2063]

Solo MAN’S Wisdom wrote:

thisistheguy123 wrote:

Is this a documentary?

uchibenkei wrote:

The Single Mummy.

Sprayed root beer all over my keyboard. You two owe me.

I’ll buy you a (root) beer anytime brother!

[Jack HarperParticipant 2863]

Yeah I’m actually interested in this. One, hey a female villain. That’s appropriate. and Two, I loved the Universal Monster movies as a kid and I read that this is an attempt to start a shared universe of those characters and build on it with the Dracula Untold being the first. That one was ok.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

I am into Ancient Egyptian culture, The Great Pyramid especially, as well as The Mummy trilogy…

I am hoping this will have a good story & characters.

FrostByte wrote:

Mummy Dearest

LOL…it’s about time.

[bladeParticipant]

Wonder if this mummy will have a brewd of little mummys tagging along.It would give the hoard of single mothers out there something to relate to.Because they will be able to relate to the violence she will unleash.

This mummy could end up been the single mothers super hero.They will even be able to drule over Tom and Russells c~~~ while watching.This will be a block buster.

THE PLANTATION HAS NOW TURNED INTO THE KILLING FIELDS . WOMAN ARE NOW ROLLING CAMBODIAN STYLE .

[sidecarParticipant 35862]

ResidentEvil7 wrote:

Yes it has Tom Cruise and Russell Crowe in it, but the mummy, this time, is a princess that has been causing all kinds of hell for the past millennium.

What idiots keep greenlighting this s~~~?

Tom Cruise? Seriously?

[JuehueParticipant 1316]

So tempted to say this: “Bet ya that her pussy is all dried up!”

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

Although I am a fan of monster flicks, I think I’ll be skipping this film.
The idea of a female mummy’s roach infested vag terrorizing everyone
just doesn’t sit right with me.

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

MonkeyMind wrote:

This is going to p~~~ off the feminists.

They hate it when women are portrayed as something other than helpless victims or empowered godesses smashing the patriarchy.

How dare Hollywood cast a female as the villan.

They’ll burn whatever, scream and shout for this movie to be stopped.

thisistheguy123 wrote:

Is this a documentary?

Could be. OR rather, should be!

uchibenkei wrote:

The Single Mummy.

FrostByte wrote:

Mummy Dearest. With Tom Cruise and Russell Crowe in it as magina zombie orbiters. I will need a lot of scotch.

LMAO!!

blade wrote:

Wonder if this mummy will have a brewd of little mummys tagging along.It would give the hoard of single mothers out there something to relate to.Because they will be able to relate to the violence she will unleash.

This mummy could end up been the single mothers super hero.They will even be able to drule over Tom and Russells c~~~ while watching.This will be a block buster.

Or c~~~ buster….

Juehue wrote:

So tempted to say this: “Bet ya that her pussy is all dried up!”

Nothing a little lubrication can’t solve…..

Zuberi Tau wrote:

Although I am a fan of monster flicks, I think I’ll be skipping this film.
The idea of a female mummy’s roach infested vag terrorizing everyone
just doesn’t sit right with me.

This would be the ultimate monster-movie + documentary combo! I hope Spielberg directs it like he did Jurassic Park.

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[Jim01Participant 6678]

I am very curious to see how the new Star Wars film this year does at the box office. As a lifelong SW fan I won’t be going anywhere near it as it looks like another feminist load of crap along the same lines as Ep 7.

wonder if others will boycott it

[sequoiaParticipant 467]

Juehue wrote:

So tempted to say this: “Bet ya that her pussy is all dried up!”

Yep like shagging an old leather bottle!

Was cut and carried for a dozen years so therefore, twelve years a slave

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

Jim01 wrote:

I am very curious to see how the new Star Wars film this year does at the box office. As a lifelong SW fan I won’t be going anywhere near it as it looks like another feminist load of crap along the same lines as Ep 7.

wonder if others will boycott it

I won’t be seeing it and most likely won’t pay money to see a movie ever again.

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