FEMALE LURKERS, Meet Your Competition: How do you Stack Up?

[NomadicExpatParticipant 1785]

FEMALE LURKERS:

Why not do an honest assessment with yourself. What do you provide that a properly molded piece of silicone cannot?

Take a good, long look at what is available to any Man for around $2k. They make them tall, short, skinny, fat, big t~~~, small t~~~, black, white, asian…. Anything you want.

She doesn’t nag, bitch or complain. She doesn’t get fat, or come home with skank tattoos and facial piercings (unless you want her to). She doesn’t make literally EVERYTHING cost at least 2x as much.

She will never have a “headache”. She will never S~~~ Test. She will never consult the social media hive, snapchat with Chad or have a gangbang with Tyrone. She will never have an STD.

She will never “oopsie” and get pregnant. She will never demand a ring. She will never want to meet your friends or your parents.

She will always look beautiful. She will never age. She will always deepthroat, do anal, and always be ready for more.
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So… What makes you a better option? How do you stack up?

Women USED to cook and clean, raise the kids, provide health and comfort, first aid and entertainment for guests.

You have BOYCOTTED all of these things. You have focused all of your efforts on one thing: looking sexy. But looks fade, and your S~~~ attitude stays forever.

Companionship? BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Men circle the block and find reasons to stay at work rather than go home to their “2nd job”, which is taking care of all the s~~~ you boycotted. Bitching and snarky, catty remarks are not conversation and companionship, they are nails on a chalkboard to Men’s ears.

A “Life Partner”? BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! Divorce rates are THROUGH THE ROOF, with you bitches starting the vast majority. I won’t even bother getting into the financial S~~~STORM that ensues for Men. Married Men die alone and divorced.

Modern Men have LOWERED the bar so much for you women… Yet even that is too much to ask. You no longer have to hold up ANY of the domestic duties while Men and machines pull your slack.

All a guy really asks out of a relationship in the 21st century is to look good, provide sex, and be pleasant to be around.

SO… What makes you better than a molded piece of Silicone?

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

you left out one other thing…the doll doesn’t bore you out of mind with nonsensical endless chatter.

[Anonymous 7]

NomadicExpat wrote:

Why not do an honest assessment with yourself.

Seriously?

NomadicExpat wrote:

What do you provide that a properly molded piece of silicone cannot?

Not a f~~~ing thing. Hahahahahaha

[Anonymous 7]

Miss Silicone will never, ever call the cops on you.

[John Woods 13Participant 2855]

Very good post.

NomadicExpat wrote:

So… What makes you a better option? How do you stack up?

Women USED to cook and clean, raise the kids, provide health and comfort, first aid and entertainment for guests.

You have BOYCOTTED all of these things. You have focused all of your efforts on one thing: looking sexy.

So simple, yet so true.

The answer is NO. “I could but I won’t”. Memini murum!

[NomadicExpatParticipant 1785]

Anonymous wrote:

Miss Silicone will never, ever call the cops on you.

Damn, how did I miss that one!?

So true. Miss Silicone will never have “regret rape”, will never make that One Phone Call.

I would LOVE to have a debate with a woman about this. All of the typical deflections will come out without answering the question:

What Makes You Better than a lump of silicone, Cupcake?

“Your a creep, thats gross, those should be illegal, you probably can’t get laid” are all deflections.

I want one reason. Just ONE reason why the modern female is any better than an inanimate object in the shape of one.

[NomadicExpatParticipant 1785]

PistolPete wrote:

you left out one other thing…the doll doesn’t bore you out of mind with nonsensical endless chatter.

YES! Typically it’s a rehashed version of all the s~~~ she saw and posted on social media. Oh GOD… I can’t pay less attention to that crap.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

NomadicExpat wrote:

She doesn’t nag, bitch or complain. She doesn’t get fat, or come home with skank tattoos and facial piercings (unless you want her to). She doesn’t make literally EVERYTHING cost at least 2x as much.

Can she get me into the carpool lane?

[NomadicExpatParticipant 1785]

sidecar wrote:

Can she get me into the carpool lane?

She can! And she won’t change the radio station, eat your fries or have to pee every 30 mins.

Best of all: No “where’s this relationship GOING? Where do you see US in the next five years?”

[John Woods 13Participant 2855]

sidecar wrote:

Can she get me into the carpool lane?

No, but if the cops pull you over you can “Identify” as triplets trapped in one body.
Tell them you are awaiting separation surgery but can’t decide which triplet gets what.

The answer is NO. “I could but I won’t”. Memini murum!

[Anonymous 7]

Miss Silicone also, will not spend YOUR money on stupid s~~~.

[Anonymous 43]

can’t stick a sharp object in you
won’t fill your house with baskets, candles and pillows
Can’t call the cops when you tell her no
won’t go through your phone, won’t use a keylogger
doesn’t care how you fold towels
won’t demand you turn off the football game
doesn’t care if you shove her on the floor in the middle of the night
never pulls the pin on the fat grenade
won’t use a cellphone while having sex
doesn’t invite the whole family over for the weekend
doesn’t ask where you have been, or where you are going
doesn’t talk to you giving you entire conversations
doesn’t say “like” every other word
no divorce, no kids, no cheating
no s~~~ vortex
no does this make me look fat
no if you loved me you would…
no need for gifts, flowers, cards, or favors
no anniversary, no birthday, no Valentines day to forget
no special foods
no special soap, shampoo, conditioner, three kinds of hair dryers, curler, and straightener
no late night trips to failmart for tampons
no tangled necklaces in a jewelry box
no jewelry box
no i’m not in the mood
no headaches
no i have to go to work in the morning
no baby rabies
no birth defects
no midnight cravings
no morning sickness
no amniotic fluid gush…nine months of accumulated baby pee and poo…spilling on the bed, floor, car upholstery
no irrational crying
no dancing with the stars
no shoe racks full of useless expensive shoes
no snoring
no bad breath in the morning
no flannel night shirts
No s~~~ vortex
won’t damage your car
wont blame you for anything
her number? lol 1, you, unless you share?
never hit the wall
never has mood swings
never had menopause. umm i think
doesn’t flirt with the lawn service, plumber, roofing guys, neighbors
doesn’t care what you drive
doesn’t care what you wear
doesn’t have to leave the bedroom
doesn’t need gynecological services
no breast cancer issues
wont drink your beer
won’t take your food
won’t overeat
doesn’t need a gym membership
call her whatever name you want
put her in a suitcase and go on vacation
Able to pawn, trade, give away at will
no weekly trips to the hairdresser, nail studio, clothing boutique, mall

I’m not seeing a lot of downside to this sex doll thing.

[Blue SkiesParticipant 15665]

TFM has been doing a lot of promotion for sex dolls. Its a rapidly growing industry.

MGTOW is not a movement, it is a way of life.

[Anonymous 6]

Do they come with bigger t~~~ and bigger lips. Put me down for two!

[NomadicExpatParticipant 1785]

Anonymous wrote:

Do they come with bigger t~~~ and bigger lips. Put me down for two!

Two of these, Comin’ Up!!! I picked this one out just for you, Venom.

[Anonymous 43]

like a Toyota Camry, your doll could have VVT, Variable Volume Titties

[John Woods 13Participant 2855]

Anonymous wrote:

like a Toyota, your doll could have VVT, Variable Volume Titties

And they come NEW, with 0 mileage, cheap maintenance, lots of accessories and optional Butt warmers.
And, just like a Toyota, you just need to change the lubricant and give them a wash from time to time and they’ll last forever.
All this, for a fraction of the price of a USED, high mileage, high maintenance woman.

The answer is NO. “I could but I won’t”. Memini murum!

[Anonymous 43]

I can’t imagine ordering a sex doll.

You get to place the order the way you want her to appear and feel. You don’t have to settle for asking out whatever woman is in your vicinity…lol buying off the rack. Your bot is bespoke. Go to Porsche.com and see the type of options you can get…leather covered air conditioning vents? no problem, Porsche logo valve caps, yes sir. You could order your woman to that level of detail, right down to the number of Montgomery’s tubercles.

You don’t have to settle for whatever floats by. No rejection, no surprises, no broken expectations.

[Anonymous 43]

omfg this landwhale sitting near me has triple earlobes. How is that possible? I want to puke.

given the realm of possibilities, some sick f~~~ would order this landwhale.

[NomadicExpatParticipant 1785]

Anonymous wrote:

I can’t imagine ordering a sex doll.

You get to place the order the way you want her to appear and feel. You don’t have to settle for asking out whatever woman is in your vicinity…lol buying off the rack. Your bot is bespoke. Go to Porsche.com and see the type of options you can get…leather covered air conditioning vents? no problem, Porsche logo valve caps, yes sir. You could order your woman to that level of detail, right down to the number of Montgomery’s tubercles.

You don’t have to settle for whatever floats by. No rejection, no surprises, no broken expectations.

Yeah, I’ll admit I’ve window shopped. It actually made me relieved to see how great looking Plan B is. Endless options. Now they can stand on their own, like a real android. Can’t wait to see what comes in the next ten years.

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