FALSITY

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5092]

A new song perhaps for the incorrigible SLEAFORD MODS…..

You’ve got a face like grated cheese mate

Your policies a joke, Mickey Mouse

I don’t want to hear all about your cheating spouse

Hidden in the wardrobe with a bent wrist, little fella in hand

Four sweaty blokes on one, vinegar strokes without a John

Trying to down this ale

Trying to drown out that crying and wail

BORING C~~~

A tag-a-long

Take a breath pal

On second thoughts, your breath smells

I don’t want to know

I don’t want to know how your weeds grow

I don’t want to talk about the match, a sea of quiffs

Overpaid, grosser-made

BORING C~~~S

A bit like you with your baseball cap turned slightly to the side

Fashion suicide

Closing hour, time for a kebab and more tedious gab

YOUR BORING MATE

Stuffing that meat down

Blocking the Oesophagus

Get the last bus

Sitting beside a boring c~~~

Back home in a wall-walled abode

In-between the bathroom amongst a discharged kebab load

Room spinning, head swimming

Last thought

BORING C~~~

[Gravel PitParticipant]

ROCK N ROLL FOREVER!

[Gravel PitParticipant]

And take it up a notch, soiled a skirt’s blotch, socket to her crotch, A Scotsman’s pocket~~~ch!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5092]

Gravel Pit wrote:

ROCK N ROLL FOREVER!
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I expect some royalties off these Pet Shop Boy wannabes.
Check out “Kebab Spider” and “Put In A Five And Go”
Not a patch on Colin Combovers work though. Especially, “I was a t~~~ in my Fathers nut-sack”

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5092]

Gravel Pit wrote:

And take it up a notch, soiled a skirt’s blotch, socket to her crotch, A Scotsman’s pocket~~~ch!
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A Transatlantic Goon that get’s it. Little Herm on the other hand……

[Gravel PitParticipant]

I saw you talking to lil’ Herm the other day.

He went out and bought a new shotgun and fondled it all night. Jesus man. What a hick right?

How many guns is enough for a man with a penis that small?

Can’t make fun of him though. Im also insecure and horny for my own phallis and need constant reinforcement. I had a dealing in business and ran across a homeschooled 18 year old girl whose been totally sheltered and hidden from the world. You could see it in her eyes, she just wants to be ripped apart and fed a c~~~. Blew 4 loads in 24 hours after that tease.

Glad I finally got it out of my system, whacked-brain chick is like some weird Amish-refugee or something, the kind of depraved and clueless specimen you’d find chained to a rafter in Herm’s basement.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

This ones pretty good too. I like these guys.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

I like the guy whose job it is, to stand there and rock like a true groupie.
ROCK ON United Kingdom. Love live the King!

Here ya go, this is why England is great. You can wear UK underwear too. Its not gay because its considered Europe!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5092]

Gravel Pit wrote:

I saw you talking to lil’ Herm the other day.
He went out and bought a new shotgun and fondled it all night. Jesus man. What a hick right?
How many guns is enough for a man with a penis that small?
Can’t make fun of him though. Im also insecure and horny for my own phallis and need constant reinforcement. I had a dealing in business and ran across a homeschooled 18 year old girl whose been totally sheltered and hidden from the world. You could see it in her eyes, she just wants to be ripped apart and fed a c~~~. Blew 4 loads in 24 hours after that tease.
Glad I finally got it out of my system, whacked-brain chick is like some weird Amish-refugee or something, the kind of depraved and clueless specimen you’d find chained to a rafter in Herm’s basement.

If he is not careful, he will be end up being shot by an abrupt corrupt cop……or shoot his little member off in his reclining chair.
Not that it is a concern as I only use it for excreting waste matter, but I have a solid sized one-eyed snake.

Approximately ten more years of cerebral torture for you. Once the nanos reach the age of forty, you will no longer feel naughty.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5092]

Gravel Pit wrote:

I like the guy whose job it is, to stand there and rock like a true groupie.ROCK ON United Kingdom. Love live the King!
Here ya go, this is why England is great. You can wear UK underwear too. Its not gay because its considered Europe!

Where is his backside?…..and hairs.
Have you ever had the delights of visiting irate Britain?

[Gravel PitParticipant]

That guy can’t be British right, he’s smooth as a baby’s butt, no furr! Certainly not irish or scottish.

Irate Britain, is that were all the Tuskens hang out? Heard they are quite the infestation over there.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5092]

Gravel Pit wrote:

That guy can’t be British right, he’s smooth as a baby’s butt, no furr! Certainly not irish or scottish.
Irate Britain, is that were all the Tuskens hang out? Heard they are quite the infestation over there.

Not quite, although we have plenty of Ja Ja Binks looking motherf~~~ers here, especially in London.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Visiting your neck of the woods is on my Vacation list. It’s either UK or down there where Blade is. #1 and #2 choice. Screw the rest of the globe.

Discouraging rain all day here man. Im gonna shut down early, hit grocery store and turn a heater on. 4.4 Celcius Rain. F~~~ that! I got caught in it this morning, puddle jumping and running. Soaked shoes and socks, had to run a mile in it.

Luckily Im smart and cache dry socks and clothes at my work.

Nothing funnier than seeing Women with no umbrella or raincoats, getting soaked in freezing rain. LOL

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5092]

Gravel Pit wrote:

Visiting your neck of the woods is on my Vacation list. It’s either UK or down there where Blade is. #1 and #2 choice. Screw the rest of the globe.
Discouraging rain all day here man. Im gonna shut down early, hit grocery store and turn a heater on. 4.4 Celcius Rain. F~~~ that! I got caught in it this morning, puddle jumping and running. Soaked shoes and socks, had to run a mile in it.
Luckily Im smart and cache dry socks and clothes at my work.
Nothing funnier than seeing Women with no umbrella or raincoats, getting soaked in freezing rain. LOL

You will have a culture shock coming over here!
Cold, but not raining here.
Yes, especially when they have no man to stand on the side of the pavement. Hope they get their mascara wet!
Keep evaporating those AA members Brad!

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Gravel Pit wrote:

I had a dealing in business and ran across a homeschooled 18 year old girl whose been totally sheltered and hidden from the world. You could see it in her eyes, she just wants to be ripped apart and fed a c~~~. Blew 4 loads in 24 hours after that tease.
Glad I finally got it out of my system, whacked-brain chick is like some weird Amish-refugee or something, the kind of depraved and clueless specimen you’d find chained to a rafter in Herm’s basement.

For some reason, after reading that, I could hear in my head, “Bring out the gimp!”

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Branched offParticipant 11031]

Those pants look ideal for someone with small tackle but I bet a British gun owner has never worn a pair.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5092]

Ranger One wrote:

Gravel Pit wrote:

I had a dealing in business and ran across a homeschooled 18 year old girl whose been totally sheltered and hidden from the world. You could see it in her eyes, she just wants to be ripped apart and fed a c~~~. Blew 4 loads in 24 hours after that tease.Glad I finally got it out of my system, whacked-brain chick is like some weird Amish-refugee or something, the kind of depraved and clueless specimen you’d find chained to a rafter in Herm’s basement.

For some reason, after reading that, I could hear in my head, “Bring out the gimp!”

How dare you talk about Herm like that!

[HermitParticipant]

Gravel Pit wrote:

the kind of depraved and clueless specimen you’d find chained to a rafter in Herm’s basement.

Mmm, Ted Bundy style…………

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[HermitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Once the nanos reach the age of forty, you will no longer feel naughty.

Bull-f~~~in’-s~~~. I’m nearly 52 and the horniness seems to be growing stronger in me.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Keep evaporating those AA members Brad!

Back home and cozy now. Haven’t been to the Cult in about a week.

I get jaded by the constant parroting of cult-speak. They’re all false prophets going to hell anyway, right? Buncha heathens who split from the true way.

Every year or two, I get sprung on AA because it ‘seems’ like a great place to meet sober women or fairly decent church-folk. It’s interesting enough to keep me preoccupied like a repeat movie that fits into a commercial time-slot.

But after a few months of daily attendance, the barrage numbs my senses and I can’t take it anymore. A room full of heads all nodding in unison, chanting the same old cliches and swearing by methodogma that is proven to be ineffective. My amusement wears thin. I dont drink but I dial back the attendance.

The day is coming when I again, darken the doorway of the Catholic church. Are agnostics allowed to be Catholic? I think they are because Catholics invented agnosticism.

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