Faking marriage

[BachelorlifestyleParticipant 291]

I went on to wear a wedding ring for at least the last 4 months or so and man oh man has it been a eye opener. From the gym to at work just in general these women are very very nice to me. Hell one even went so far as to open the door for me. They chat me up while I give little info about myself. funny thing is they never ask about my pretend wife 🤣.

The gym is a funnier experience they bend over right in front of me and these type of yoga pants nowadays I can clearly see right through to there p%^^¥. My boys wife saw me with it on got happy and all till I said it’s just a ring on a finger nothing more that smile turned to a frown real quick.

Me first

[Branched offParticipant 10929]

Interesting experiment. You have worth because they think someone else wants you.

I have faked marriage with a woman for a decade in the past. It worked a treat. I just said I was not doing it legally as I had been divorced before but she could change her name to mine by deed poll and we could have a ceremony. She was happy enough to have a “wedding” because she was at the time genuinely in love rather than looking for money. Everyone just treated you exactly like you were married legally (including the woman for better and for worse). However the really good bit of course comes later when the relationship goes to pot and you walk away smiling. The woman at that point curses the fact she didn’t have paper and everyone sympathises with your expected “new found poverty” and you can just say “yeah its hard” and smile on the back of your face.

The law is not needed and its not what people actually respect, its actually the ring and the title. The law is just sticking its nose in.

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[CPT ObviousParticipant 2729]

Branched off wrote:

I have faked marriage with a woman for a decade in the past.

A word of caution on this. Several years ago I needed to have my attorney amend my parenting plan with ex-1.

While there, I wanted his opinion on prenup agreements (in case I decided to get married again). His answer made me realize prenups weren’t as rock solid as people might think. They can be challenged in court and you have to pay to defend. If circumstances have changed significantly, or if judge feels it is improperly written or one-sided or signed under duress, he can toss part or all of it. In some cases, judge has ruled prenup was invalidated by some action (e.g. abuse or affair).

So I asked about living as a married couple without actually being legally married. My lawyer got up and pulled a law book from the shelf and read a case where a couple did just that — she changed her name, they wore rings and filed taxes as married.

But years later when they separated, the women took him to court for standard divorce rape alimony, cash and prizes. And SHE WON. Judge ruled that since they lived as and presented themselves as married, they were considered married in eyes of the court. (Note: this is not a common law marriage state so it was not a factor, but a similar concept).

My lawyer advised me against doing that since there was a legal precedent. A well-crafted prenup is about the best you can do.

"You don't know a woman till you have met her in divorce court."

[SpiderHerderParticipant 3763]

So, if I DON’T put a fake ring on my finger, women WON’T talk to me and be nice to me ? GOOD… I’m not marriage material so I’m glad they think I’m not worth it.

I mostly wear high quality clothes but they don’t look fancy at all, rather plain, so one more “Ghost” point for me. lol

Thanks for the post, BachelorLifestyle. Pretty fun.

[MonkParticipant 16988]

They like the idea of a married man for several reasons.

(1) It gives them the tingles – they have power. They are ‘taking you away’ from another female. It means that their SMV is higher.

(2) The fact that you are married suggests that you have resources to acquire if they decide to take (1) to it’s final stage.

(3) It suggests that they can cheat safely, and that you dare not become difficult when they become bored with you.

[SwimcatParticipant 3589]

I still wear my ring and I’ve been widowed for four years. I’ve had a few women ask me why I still wear it.

[SpleeferParticipant 958]

CPT Obvious wrote:

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A well-crafted prenup is about the best you can do.

You can do better: don’t date, don’t impregnate, and don’t cohabitate.

Galatians 5:1 (KJV) Stand fast therefore in the liberty wherewith Christ hath made us free, and be not entangled again with the yoke of bondage.

[MGTOW_MikeParticipant 6253]

Branched off wrote:

Interesting experiment. You have worth because they think someone else wants you.

This reminds me of the yo-yo craze back in 1996 here in Australia. Nearly every single kid had a yo-yo. Do you believe that all these kids actually enjoyed playing with yo-yos? Of course not. Most of them just want to raise their social status by conforming to the group.

In 1998 there was another craze, tamagotchies (electronic keychain pets). Again, nearly every single kid had one of these.

If a woman wants a guy, a lot of other women also want the same guy. Not because of the guy himself, but because OTHER women want him.

A tranquil mind is neither happy nor sad, it is uninfluenced by external conditions.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22514]

SpiderHerder wrote:

So, if I DON’T put a fake ring on my finger, women WON’T talk to me and be nice to me ? GOOD… I’m not marriage material so I’m glad they think I’m not worth it.
I mostly wear high quality clothes but they don’t look fancy at all, rather plain, so one more “Ghost” point for me. lol
Thanks for the post, BachelorLifestyle. Pretty fun.

F~~~ dude, just be super needy and ask for money all the time, they will run away screaming from you.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

I spent a lot of money on a prenup. The Family Court judge tossed it within a minute. The ex ran off with a preacher and was too emotionally upset by the adultery to work for five years. (poor thing)

If a lady can show she spent any money in the relationship, she can try to attach your assets. It didn’t happen to me, but some of my friends were burned.

If you have to be with a woman, rent one.

Ladies will always try to find a way to steal your assets.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Women want what they think other women want or already have. It doesn’t matter is it’s shoes, purses, or men. And it’s hardwired into their brains at the genetic level. And it’s not just human women. It’s the same for female monkeys, deer, birds, mice, you name it.

When they see that ring, they know another woman already wants you, so they want you too. Not because they’re poachers or cheaters (though they are poachers and cheaters etc.), but merely because they’re female.

[The Batman 2020Participant 2112]

MGTOW_Mike wrote:

Branched off wrote:

Interesting experiment. You have worth because they think someone else wants you.

This reminds me of the yo-yo craze back in 1996 here in Australia. Nearly every single kid had a yo-yo. Do you believe that all these kids actually enjoyed playing with yo-yos? Of course not. Most of them just want to raise their social status by conforming to the group.
In 1998 there was another craze, tamagotchies (electronic keychain pets). Again, nearly every single kid had one of these.
If a woman wants a guy, a lot of other women also want the same guy. Not because of the guy himself, but because OTHER women want him.

Had both yo yo’s and tomagotchies. Then it was Pokemon cards. Then Puka shells and hemp necklaces. Now it’s cars, tinder dates and the gym. Mooo

Your 20's are for learning, your 30's are for earning.

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