F U Brawny

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

That was the brand of paper towels I USED to buy…after seeing this commercial advertised to me on YouTube, I’m gonna resort to another brand from now on. Prepare to cringe.

Does it look to anyone else like they’re going to change the Brawny man to a woman? Maybe they can call themselves “Scrawny.”

[LurchParticipant 3866]

Oh dear god… next thing you know, they’ll change the packaging to show a pink plaid shirt, rather than red.

Not that this bothers me, since I’m a Bounty man. 😉

Blue-Pill Virgin: Women hate me! That's what it is.
MGTOW Man: Hate them back; it works for me.

[RoyDalParticipant]

I buy the generic store brand.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

RoyDal wrote:

I buy the generic store brand.

I actually have been too, lately. Under a dollar a roll, and I can buy about 6 of them for under $5 and they last me MONTHS.

Still annoying to see a decent brand of something that has an icon of “manliness” get feminized because “strength has no gender.”

[Anonymous 42]

I thought they started out with a “BRAWNY LUMBERJACK”? Just another product contributing to the gender blender. I think Lurch is right, pink plaid but with a daisy in his hair and pink lipstick!

It’s just feminist women all grown up now, in corporations, and playing like children as they paint the sky green, the grass blue, and the trees red…

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

The end of the commercial I posted made me almost think they were going to replace the Brawny man with a Brawny woman, or at least have some of their packaging include a woman instead.

“Strength has no gender.”

Yeah, until they need us men to build buildings and invent things for them so they can complain about us not doing enough later.

[Anonymous 0]

Paper towels = paper women.
Should we really think, then, that women clean like paper towels?? I’ll do it myself, thank you.

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

With all this complaining about gender representation that generally has a male-only icon/mascot, can we make any women icons into men? Example: Skinny Girl yogurt can become Skinny Human. Oh wait, we men don’t care about representation because we have more important stuff to do.

[Anonymous 42]

Land’o’lakes could become land’o’fakes, instead of a pretty Indian woman, a transvestite with a strap on penis, so when you fold it just right, instead of the Indian woman’s knees folded to look like t~~~, we’ll have a folding transvestite that looks like he/she’s sucking his/her’s own dick!
The human imagination can’t fathom the things to come from the corporate end of the gender blender! More scribbling on masculinity from the childish women and their minion underlings the mangina. Just another sign they’re gearing up to grind masculinity and pulverize it to dust.

[UntamedParticipant]

Couldn’t watch more than a few seconds. It made me sick to my stomach.
The T~~~s are taking over everything and it shows, the world’s going to s~~~ fast and once it’s all said and done we’ll need millions of rolls of Brawny to clean all the stinking mess.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

[InfernalShadowParticipant 377]

Once I end up buying a house, I plan on getting a bidet/toilet combo. If you don’t know what bidets are, they’re these things that clean your ass for you because you can use it to spray water up in there.

The really good bidets have automatic dryers and seat warmers as well.

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Otherwise, I tend to buy just a generic brand of toilet paper. I don’t pay attention to the name brands. And the only people that do pay attention to the name brands seem to be women. My mom made a big deal about she hates generic brands. But, I don’t see the problem with them. As long as I’m living by myself, they tend to last me months if I buy one of those large packs.

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