Exes birthday is this week

[Anonymous 43]

What should I get her?

[Anonymous 43]

https://www.s~~~express.com/

[ghostParticipant]

Nothing. You shouldn’t even be posting this as a topic. It should not even be on your radar. She never existed to you. There is no birthday.

[Anonymous 42]

Get her something you like then keep it and say nothing!

[DocParticipant]

The funny thing is I was gonna suggest used ass roll

She wanted everything else you had so checking she didn’t want that too.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[Freeman_KParticipant 3524]

you should give yourself a gift of NFG.

The choices we make, not the chances we take, determine our destiny

[Anonymous 43]

http://boxofrocks.com/

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

You are a s~~~ty gifter.
Lol

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[GregB0Participant]

A No Trespassing sign.

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[Anonymous 43]

http://www.moneyfactorystore.gov/5lbbagofshreddeduscurrency.aspx

[ghostParticipant]

Freeman_K wrote:

you should give yourself a gift of NFG.

Affirmative.

[DocParticipant]

I had a jar of cynanide until last year. No joke. Gave it to police in the end.

Could have had thst to send her. Not in the jar tho. In some cake.

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape, finding oneself in the ranks of the insane. Marcus Aurelius

[Anonymous 43]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Rhinestone-Middle-Finger-Statue-Hand-Sculpture-Home-Decor-Tabletop-Figurine-Art/401439347901?hash=item5d77a654bd:g:iIcAAOSwh1paBTUk

[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

My exes birthday is …. Damn that’s the 6th time I missed it.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[NerdTunnelerParticipant]

NFG.Any attention given to her may it be positive or negative is still attention.

You deserve your peace May…She doesnt need to occupy any space in your mind or in your heart.

I stand with feet apart and let my balls hang free...Manginas dont have balls...See how they stand and sit at the whim of their masters...

[Anonymous 43]

Her sisters planned a surprise birthday party for her at some pizza place, so I took her there. Once everyone jumped out and surprised her, she slapped her sister, threw a whole pizza on the floor and took off in the minivan, leaving the kids and I there. Her dad took the kids and me home. She came home later that evening as if nothing had happened.

[.0000000001Participant 137]

Send her a box of random women’s pictures and tell her to pick the one out that’s her as you wanted to return it and please mail back the other pictures. Make sure her picture isn’t in the collection. Also make sure that all of the other pictures are of women with beards and mustaches.

Is Wayne Brady gotta choke a B!%C* ?

[RomulusParticipant 4667]

Zip.
Zilch.
Zero.
nada
nilch
nought
zip,
goose egg,
naught,
nothing,
zippo,
nil,
nobody,
null
nothing at all,
not a single thing,
not anything,
none

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

I do not wish harm on any individual person, however I do wish all humanity to go in flames, me included.

However I wold sleep a lot quiet if my ex, her sister and her mother got a few bullets in the head.

Every time someone between 10-65 dies, I’m safer.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[ghostParticipant]

Carnage wrote:

I do wish all humanity to go in flames, me included.

You belong in a psychiatric ward.

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