Every Kiss Begins With Kay?

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

A commercialized shaming tactic to convince men they need to propose this holiday season?

Go ahead ladies, put out your ring finger why I put out my middle finger.

Kays can kiss my ass.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

The Message: “Buy her a diamond and you will get ALL of her affection on a day you normally would not – because it says so on the calendar”.

The Reality: “Treat her like a prostitute, and she will LOVE you for it”.

LA Based comedian KT Tatara formerly entitled this video “don’t buy stuff for women”…
but he got flack for it (or wanted it to appear more generic), so he changed it to “Advertising Techniques”.

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There is a REASON women want you to give them a ring / propose / see the Tiffany blue box under the tree at Christmas time. Because if she breaks it off, the law says the ring is hers – because now it qualifies as “a gift”. It’s not “the ring you allow her to wear” anymore. It’s HERS.

And what are women buying their MEN for Christmas?
Fake positive pregnancy tests to lock you down.
/video/women-buy-positive-pregnancy-tests-to-lock-you-down/

“Every kiss begins with I’m pregnant. But not really”.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[EekParticipant 1162]

Every kiss begins with ‘k’… but can end with with a round of anti-biotics depending on where her mouth has been.

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

It seems the diamond companies are flooding the airwaves with commercials directed at the manginas that you have to put yourself in hock to earn your girlfriends love. Sadly it works.

[uchibenkeiParticipant 7965]

every kunt begins with kay

I bathe in the tears of single moms.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Keymaster wrote:

KT Tatara

That video was truly funny!

“You wanna be my boyfriend? I’ll let you not bang other chicks and pay for everything.” Classic line!

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[RoyDalParticipant]

“You certainly know my Achilles’ heel, Mr. Benton!”

Edit: This thread reminds me of the scene in the movie Gigi. The titular courtesan-in-training is being taught how to recognize and appraise gemstones by a wealthy retired courtesan who has a large collection of them.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Cap285Participant 6007]

You’re not kidding.

The TV is assaulting my eyes with f~~~ing jewelry commercials.

Must be negated with ATHF Christmas.

Fuck this planet.

[shovelheadriderParticipant 2400]

she has to sell what mother nature gave her before father time takes it away.Have you checked the Granny gash futures lately.

[Elric GreenstoneParticipant 1637]

Many kisses begin with herpes or HPV.

I learned to f~~~ing hate the holidays through one marriage and several long-term relationships. I’ve never dated a woman who a) even vaguely spent on me what I spent on them, or b) didn’t act like a five year-old when it came to expectations of loot.

Let’s not even bring up c)in-laws or in-common-laws, who are pretty much always devils and demons in disguise. Particularly mothers-in-law or mothers-in-common-law, who are of course what one’s girlfriend or wife is destined to turn into.

I’m currently spiritually and psychically wounded enough that the holidays pretty much just elicit a low growl from me. At one point I may be able to return to their actual religious significance. At the present time, that is not the case.

I like to fantasize that many of the diamonds sold by Kay and other merchants of misery and guilt are in fact radioactively-produced diamonds. I realize the odds of this are zero, but it’s fun to picture. Hand cancers for everyone!

"You can either love women, or understand women. You can't do both. Because once you understand women, you realize that there is really nothing to love."

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

It took me years to realize that every “kiss” begins with the letter “k”… you have to admire the clever advertising but I’m with Ron White on this one. “Diamonds… Take her breath away. Diamonds… Leave her speechless. Diamonds… That’ll shut her up.”

The underlying message here being that if you’re such a pussy that you feel you have to spend tens of thousands of dollars on shiny rocks to appease a woman who hates you, you deserve everything you get for it,

[MalfunctionNeedInputParticipant 257]

Brace Yourselves! These f~~~ing commercials are already here and are preying on men through guilt/shame to buy a worthless shiny piece of carbon for some bitch who’ll drop you at whatever whim she has on her brain. I always wondered why the women get the fancier more expensive ring when the man is buying it during the courting engagement process/interview/test. Glad I never got some ridiculously expensive ring for her.

The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity. --Einstein

[narwhalParticipant]

From my experience, every kiss begins with just a little bit of alcohol.

Ok. Then do it.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

First off, I love the new 2 diamond ring that they are pushing this year. You know, one for your best friend, and one for the love of your life. Got any of those with the diamonds missing? Here’s the place the diamonds would go if you were ever actually my friend and deserved my love.

That said, I never understood diamonds until I got here. They have no intrinsic value and certainly aren’t worth the effort to get out of the ground. People die to get them out of the ground. And they are a massive waste of money. Thousands of dollars just to sit on a girl’s finger so she can rub into her friend’s face? But they don’t care how many people have to die, or how much money her man wastes, as long as she gets her “bragging rights”. In fact the more money he wastes the better.

My best friends wouldn’t let me waste my money on a stupid diamond. My best friend would say “hey, you work hard. How about you put that money in the bank so you can retire earlier and we can spend more time together.” But apparently they don’t want your time, just your money.

Diamonds, the ultimate s~~~ test.

Order the good wine

[BufordParticipant 935]

TaxGuy, women truly have blood on their hands.

…and this is why they want free tampons.

"This happens every time one of these floozies starts poontangin' around with those show folk fags. - Sheriff Buford T. Justice"

[VettenParticipant 110]

TaxGuy wrote:

First off, I love the new 2 diamond ring that they are pushing this year. You know, one for your best friend, and one for the love of your life. Got any of those with the diamonds missing? Here’s the place the diamonds would go if you were ever actually my friend and deserved my love.

That said, I never understood diamonds until I got here. They have no intrinsic value and certainly aren’t worth the effort to get out of the ground. People die to get them out of the ground. And they are a massive waste of money. Thousands of dollars just to sit on a girl’s finger so she can rub into her friend’s face? But they don’t care how many people have to die, or how much money her man wastes, as long as she gets her “bragging rights”. In fact the more money he wastes the better.

My best friends wouldn’t let me waste my money on a stupid diamond. My best friend would say “hey, you work hard. How about you put that money in the bank so you can retire earlier and we can spend more time together.” But apparently they don’t want your time, just your money.

Diamonds, the ultimate s~~~ test.

I was walking an upcoming project early last week and it was next to a free standing high-end jewelry store. I glanced in as I was walking by and thought about the guys that were standing next to their wives/girlfriends. These guys think their girl will love them more for this gift of affection. That diamond will simply serve to increase their ego, be used to impress their girlfriends and show everyone they encounter how “special” they are.

What a waste of hard earned money. Women are consumers, they consume any and everything possible damn the costs and/or consequences to anyone else.

[RoninParticipant 42]

I’ve tried to explain to every women in my life (ex-wife, mom, grandmother, etc) that diamonds are incredibly common and can be grown in a lab for about $100/carat with perfect quality. That there is no need to fund a civil war in Africa, no one needs to die and you don’t need to tear up the environment for something that is common as glass. I know my first mistake was that, I’ve tried to use logic, reason and accountability. However, the sex that our f~~~ed up western civilization claims is the more caring a nurturing could care less. Show off the ring to your c~~~ friends, because the worthless t~~~ is worth it, right?

Nothing says I love you like my over-priced, ostentatious, piece of carbon , clawed from the guts of the earth, using African slave labor that helps to fund a civil war in a s~~~hole you can’t pronounce let alone find on a map.

I rally sickens me. I’ve gone through the s~~~ test and learned the hard way; didn’t get the ring back in the divorce of course. Now that I’ve gone mgtow, I literally hate the blue pill mangania’s who advertise and buy this s~~~. I see my past f~~~-ups in their future actions.

If the c~~~ wants a diamond, have her dig it out of the ground.

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

Fine i got a s~~~ test for any guy’s in relationships that may get married for a real test of love. If you buy a engagement ring get it from walmart or a train station/airport and see how she likes it. does she bitch and complain about it being bought for less then 200 bucks at walmart? will the family complain about you being a selfish peasant? will her friends consider you a cheap asshole for spending less then 500 bucks on the ring? If so then run and don’t stop running. run like a pack of wild dogs are chasing you.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[Deus Ex MachinaParticipant 1068]

A lie from the Git Go, brought to you by Debeers jewelry!. Saw a Documentary a while back about the lie as well as myth of the whole “diamonds are a girls best friend” bulls~~~ we all were feed when the commercials came out in the 90s.

"If You have the Tooth of a Whale, You must have the Whale's Jaw to hold it". (i.e. One Must have the right qualifications for leadership) -Hawaiian Proverb

[DaimosParticipant 23]

Yeah I’ve never understood it myself. I feel like it is more targeted at women making them think “OMG! I have to get married now!” Honestly I feel I am at the point where I am tired of it all. I am sick of the song and dance.

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