Escorts – I Just Can't Make Myself

[narwhalParticipant]

Carnage wrote:

how old you are 18? If the dude wants to lose it with a paid hooker is as cool as losing it with an closet paid hooker, is the same s~~~.“A girl that really likes you” F~~~ OFF. FIRST BRIEFFOULT LAW

A girl that really likes you is going to think about whether having sex with you is going to ruin the relationship. She’ll ask herself what you’ll think of her in the morning. She’ll hold back because she won’t want you to think she’s a slut. She’ll be thinking about her own pleasure more than yours. She’ll be thinking about what kind of control she has over you now. And you’ll be thinking about trying to impress her as well.

(note: This is also the reason why Chad is getting better sex than you. She’s already excepted the fact that she’s a slut and thus won’t hold back)

A hooker will do none of these things. You’ll be thinking about getting your money’s worth. She’ll be thinking about her reputation for good service and whether she wants to try and turn you into a regular John by giving you a little extra.

Ok. Then do it.

[HermitParticipant]

narwhal wrote:

Carnage wrote:

how old you are 18? If the dude wants to lose it with a paid hooker is as cool as losing it with an closet paid hooker, is the same s~~~.“A girl that really likes you” F~~~ OFF. FIRST BRIEFFOULT LAW

A girl that really likes you is going to think about whether having sex with you is going to ruin the relationship. She’ll ask herself what you’ll think of her in the morning. She’ll hold back because she won’t want you to think she’s a slut. She’ll be thinking about her own pleasure more than yours. She’ll be thinking about what kind of control she has over you now. And you’ll be thinking about trying to impress her as well.
(note: This is also the reason why Chad is getting better sex than you. She’s already excepted the fact that she’s a slut and thus won’t hold back)
A hooker will do none of these things. You’ll be thinking about getting your money’s worth. She’ll be thinking about her reputation for good service and whether she wants to try and turn you into a regular John by giving you a little extra.

Agreed. If he just wants to experience sex, it’s best to just pay a gal who is experienced in sex. Then there’s none of that awkward bulls~~~ and emotions to wade through.

I love a gal who just likes to f~~~ and isn’t ashamed of it and doesn’t try to hide it. I don’t consider her a slut. I actually respect her more because she can have a good time without all the emotional bulls~~~. It’s perfectly natural to enjoy sex. Some of the best sex I’ve ever had was with “friends”. No relationship s~~~, just having sex and feeling good. I miss those gals. They were also the most fun just to hang out with because they were laid back and they were real and not uptight.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[SwimcatParticipant 3597]

Never never ever pick up a girl off the street.

[Sky-OParticipant 18949]

They are all escorts:

Some charge by the hour and offer sex.

Others charge by the decade and offer a considerable amount of misery, under the veil of an illusion called ‘love’ with sex being the tool they use to secure the arrangement but do not offer on a consistent basis.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Have some conviction in your premise and shuffle the cobbles in search of the worst.
Just don’t be a misfit like Colin and fall in love with one steeped in sin with a toothless grin.

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Just…go…for…it. It’s pussy and needs to be plugged. Why not by you?

My first girlfriend had vaginismus where the vag doesn’t open for sex. That was a sucky first time having sex. We spent more time with the encyclopedia than heavy petting.

Sex is sex. A pro will be able to make accomodations for you being a virgin where a regular girl might get an attitude about it.

Make an evening of it. Treat yourself to a great meal. Have a couple of drinks if you like and pick a girl you find super hot.

Remember, what your doing is illegal and there are a lot of scam artist girls out there that don’t look like their picture.

Take a chance. I did last month and had a good time. Not great, but good.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Carnage wrote:

My advice?
The sex is pretty much over rated.

As someone who has had 5 long-term (more than 2 years) relationships, and had sex with plenty of women besides them, threesomes with 2 women, etc, sex with white women, sex with black women, sex with Asian women, about 4,000 copulations over 27 years, I can tell you my end conclusion: sex is much over-rated.

In 2017, in one day in March, I think, I had sex with the white girlfriend in the morning, sex with the Asian girlfriend in the afternoon, and did the Fleshlight at night. My conclusion was that the fleshlight was better than either of them, and better than the other women I had further back in time. And that was before I got real scientific about it and all — heating it up in water on a range, with the range set on low.

A fleshlight is a one-time cost of under $100. Going out on a date will cost as much, and a divorce and child support will cost much more. I could have bought thousands of fleshlights for cost of a divorce.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Anonymous 38]

A multi millionaire wants to lose his virginity but thinks there’s better things to spend money on.

Lol. I dunno what advice you’re after mate. Confirmation that ‘it isn’t worth it’?

You may always be richer than me financially, but not in life experience, I think.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Swimcat wrote:

Never never ever pick up a girl off the street.

True, it is the equivalent of picking the chewing gum of the sidewalk and chewing it, or jerking off with a used condom you find in an alley.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22543]

DarkRyu wrote:

I’ve thought about hiring an escort on and off for the past couple of years. I’ve never gotten past browsing though. I have the money, but I just can’t justify spending that much money for pussy. It’s just not worth it to me…not when I can immerse myself in some erotic fiction instead and get an experience that’s both emotionally and physically satisfying for FREE. Still, being a virgin I feel like I should experience the real thing at least once. And maybe if it was like $50 I’d consider it. But $400+? There’s just so many other things I’d rather buy for that kind of money.
Something tells me the experience would be immensely dissatisfying for me anyways. I don’t like watching porn videos. They’re just so fake and vulgar. I would imagine an experience with an escort would be similar. It’s just weird reading about sex and getting off to it but yet never experiencing it, you know? What do you guys think?

Friend, you are suffering from The Grass is Always Greener fallacy. Its overrated. Further pros fake it, and sex with a woman that you know is faking it, well I wouldnt do that for free, much less pay for it. You will not feel like you got your moneys worth because no offense, you want a real experience, and that isnt going to be it. You will regret it.

Get a good sex doll with a face you really like to look at. And a hairstyle you like to look at.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22543]

I just have to comment on the excellent quality of advice from everyone replying to this thread.

This is a major reason why this place is so useful.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22543]

Hermit wrote:

Tic wrote:

Love the 10mm. My favorite pistol round.

The whore could save my life if I used her as a human shield.
Glad to hear you like that round. I can’t understand why it was never very popular, but it’s still hanging in there and I believe is becoming more popular with more gun manufacturers making pistols in 10mm.

It was very well liked but the female fbi and female police officers didnt like it, so it was dropped for the 40 cal.

Fbi went from wheelguns to 9mm semis. Police folowed.

Fbi said 9mm too weak, went to 10mm. Police depts followed.

Females couldnt handle the bigger guns and recoil. Fbi went to 40 cal. Police followed.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22543]

Sky-O wrote:

They are all escorts:
Some charge by the hour and offer sex.
Others charge by the decade and offer a considerable amount of misery, under the veil of an illusion called ‘love’ with sex being the tool they use to secure the arrangement but do not offer on a consistent basis.

And after awhile, they stop using the tool of sex altogether. Little secret is many men are very grateful their wives wont have sex anymore, because the men cant stand them ad cant stand their out of shape bodies and overrated tuna smelling snatch.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[HermitParticipant]

Secret Agent MGTOW wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Tic wrote:

Love the 10mm. My favorite pistol round.

The whore could save my life if I used her as a human shield.Glad to hear you like that round. I can’t understand why it was never very popular, but it’s still hanging in there and I believe is becoming more popular with more gun manufacturers making pistols in 10mm.

It was very well liked but the female fbi and female police officers didnt like it, so it was dropped for the 40 cal.
Fbi went from wheelguns to 9mm semis. Police folowed.
Fbi said 9mm too weak, went to 10mm. Police depts followed.
Females couldnt handle the bigger guns and recoil. Fbi went to 40 cal. Police followed.

Yep, having been a 10mm fan for more years than I can count, I know the story well.

The .40, which is actually a 10mm short, may not have as much recoil, but I can’t stand the type of recoil that it has. It’s a weird snappy punch in the hand. To me, the 10mm feels much better when I shoot it. Hell, the .44 magnum even causes a little bit of pain after shooting so many rounds, but I still like it better than the way that .40 feels.

The evil in women’s hearts leaves them no moral bounds as to inhibit them from descending to the lowest levels of darkness to acquire their self entitled desires.

[TicParticipant 4329]

Hermit wrote:

Yep, having been a 10mm fan for more years than I can count, I know the story well.

same here, familiar with the story.

you can use it for target practice with standard loads (manufacturers produce weak loads on purpose), putting out somewhere around 500 ft lbs energy. Or for the woods against bear protection, get Buffalo Bore loads that deliver more than 700 ft bls. In a glock with 15 rounds in the magazine, that’s some serious fire power.

sorry to hijack the thread.

God bless peace and freedom.

[Anonymous 1]

I was in the same situation when I was your age. I kept going back and forth about I should do about it. I felt that Society was pressuring me to do something about it. Society was telling me “YOU NEED TO GET LAID.”

I thought about hiring an escort for years, but I never did though. Due to prostitution being illegal here. That pussy is unregulated. You have no idea what kind of STDs you might get.

Eventually, I stopped caring and the best part about that is when you turn 30 you get Wizard Powers.

Society is still screaming at me “YOU NEED TO GET LAID” but my response is “Why should I?”

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22543]

Hermit wrote:

Secret Agent MGTOW wrote:

Hermit wrote:

Tic wrote:

Love the 10mm. My favorite pistol round.

The whore could save my life if I used her as a human shield.Glad to hear you like that round. I can’t understand why it was never very popular, but it’s still hanging in there and I believe is becoming more popular with more gun manufacturers making pistols in 10mm.

It was very well liked but the female fbi and female police officers didnt like it, so it was dropped for the 40 cal.Fbi went from wheelguns to 9mm semis. Police folowed.Fbi said 9mm too weak, went to 10mm. Police depts followed.Females couldnt handle the bigger guns and recoil. Fbi went to 40 cal. Police followed.

Yep, having been a 10mm fan for more years than I can count, I know the story well.
The .40, which is actually a 10mm short, may not have as much recoil, but I can’t stand the type of recoil that it has. It’s a weird snappy punch in the hand. To me, the 10mm feels much better when I shoot it. Hell, the .44 magnum even causes a little bit of pain after shooting so many rounds, but I still like it better than the way that .40 feels.

My hands never bothered me shooting 10mm. I thought the S&W must have been designed ok to deal with the recoil. I never really had a problem with it.

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

For you MGTOW who are still thirsty LOL:

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Ranger OneParticipant 16836]

Anonymous wrote:

I was in the same situation when I was your age. I kept going back and forth about I should do about it. I felt that Society was pressuring me to do something about it. Society was telling me “YOU NEED TO GET LAID.”
I thought about hiring an escort for years, but I never did though. Due to prostitution being illegal here. That pussy is unregulated. You have no idea what kind of STDs you might get.
Eventually, I stopped caring and the best part about that is when you turn 30 you get Wizard Powers.
Society is still screaming at me “YOU NEED TO GET LAID” but my response is “Why should I?”

Getting laid these days is very dangerous. It’s safer to drill a hole in a Manchineel tree and f~~~ that.

All my life I've had doubts about who I am, where I belonged. Now I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear. And what are you? Alive. Everything else is negotiable. Women have rights; men have responsibilities; MGTOW have freedom. Marriage is for chumps. If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart-R'as al Ghul.

[Vajra VarahaParticipant 1284]

DarkRyu wrote:

Still, being a virgin I feel like I should experience the real thing at least once.

Sigh, I’m going to hate myself for this, but if you are a virgin, dive in and get it out of your system.
The sooner the better. Cause it will always be a question that drives you crazy.
Of course, once you open that box, it doesn’t close.

Like Merlin says in Excalibur when Arthur asks what’s in the cake Guinevere baked for him. “Looking at the cake is like looking at the future, until you’ve tasted it what do you really know? And then, of course, it’s too late.” Laughing…

The answer is simple.
Fly to Vegas. Use a brothel. At least you know they get medical checks.
It’s legal and you’ll probably feel better about the experience when you’re done.
This way when they wallet rape you, the cost is known and limited up front.
Don’t pick up a street hooker. Don’t use a “service”. Way too much risk.

No I can’t answer any of your questions beyond this. I’ve never used one but I lived in Nevada for many years and heard many things.

Shut up Carnage! 🙂

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