Entertaining Ejections/Departures

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  • 2018-04-03 at 2:09 AM#774467
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    Inspired by an Old Heyoka anecdote on another thread:

    What is the most entertaining way that a bitch has left or has been ejected?

    For me, it was about 25 years ago with a girl I had been seeing casually , definitely not serious but great sex. We were at her house and she got incredibly horny and insisted I carried her upstairs to her bedroom.

    So, stark bollock naked, with tackle swinging in the wind, I attempted to carry her up the stairs.

    Not being able to see my feet, as I had her in my arms, I misjudged the last step and stumbled, dropping her on her head.

    She was fine but I couldn’t stop laughing.

    She was not so amused, and thought I had done it deliberately, and I was kicked out, never to return.

    "...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

    2018-04-03 at 3:43 AM#774491
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    Something tells me you miscalculated that last step on purpose.

    I was young and eager with a raging stonk on.
    I doubt I could have coherently stated my name let alone plan anything.

    It was funny though.

    Great GIF btw.

    "...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

    2018-04-03 at 5:36 AM#774545
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    Something tells me you miscalculated that last step on purpose.

    Haha this made me laugh!

    Great gif indeed 😀

    Protect Your Sovereignty. Women WILL TRY To Manipulate You. #NOCONTACT #ICETHEMOUT
    2018-04-03 at 7:28 AM#774587
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    Hahhhaha!! Dude!!!

    They have no sense of humor!

    Hhaha.

    She took it so personal when the picture fell on her head. Like I had done it on purpose or something! Haha

    Never could I have thought in that moment, that 40 years later it would be on here!

    Hey, that last step is a bitch!

    2018-04-03 at 8:31 AM#774618
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    Anonymous wrote:

    They have no sense of humor!

    Not when it is them that is the unfortunate one.
    If it was the other way around they would p~~~ themselves laughing.

    "...reinvent your life because you must; it is your life and its history and the present belong only to you.” It is Your Life, Charles Bukowski.

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