Elements of Style

[ChristovParticipant 85]

On Sundays, I sometimes roam my local mall… I usually buy lunch, and walk. I enjoy the people watching and browsing the stores (evaluating products for quality and novelty.)

 

During today’s wandering, I decided I wanted a new linen shirt. I visited a couple different stores before deciding to try one on. The dark turquoise that I took to the fitting room had a great cut, but the color was horrible on me.

I went back to the shelf, and grabbed both a black and light tan (natural linen) in the same cut. But when I returned to the omni-sex fitting rooms, there was a line 10 women long, out the door, to get to 5 fitting rooms.

My mind drifted to how horrible my life will be when bathrooms become gender neutral. Men will have to wait patiently while women take an hour to do their business/fix their makeup/adjust their outfits.

One of the women in line was doing the glance-at-me/look-away thing.

…I smiled at her. I knew the easy line that she was hoping for. I asked her which shirt would look better on me.

She smiled warmly back, made deep eye contact, then compared the two without looking at my face again.

“The black one,” she said.

“Thank you very much.” I left her standing there, put the black one back on the shelf and bought the tan one.

 

Because women have f~~~ing terrible taste, and it’s smarter to choose what they would not every f~~~ing time.

[Binary LogicParticipant 2351]

Christov wrote:

Because women have f~~~ing terrible taste, and it’s smarter to choose what they would not every f~~~ing time.

Bwhahahaha… that was a most epic and unexpected finale!

Funny, isn't it? How women thrive on a mans time, attention and resources, while simultaneously telling him he isn't enough...

[HashParticipant 21]

My mother involuntarily taught me that. It’s a great way to discourage a woman from interfering with your (clothing) choices.

[RoyDalParticipant]

They say the clothes you wear send a message about who you are. Mine say, “nobody is nagging me about what to wear. I can do what I please.”

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[ChristovParticipant 85]

Let’s talk more about women’s fashion… Those wild black and white dresses have always stood out to me. (I’m an avid camouflage enthusiast, and that style was first minted in WWI.)

 

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dazzle_camouflage

 

Loose lips sink ships. (That’s commentary on this heffer’s vagina.)

 

 

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