Eddie Murphy explains MGTOW

[johny45674Participant 231]

Some of the brothers on here talk about getting a wife from foreign parts….
Take a lesson from the story Eddie and Umfufu (and have a larf at the same time of course).

I'm a one man guy in the morning, the same in the after noon. A one man guy when the sun goes down, I whistle me a one man tune. I'm a one man guy, one man guy, and the one man is me. 👍🏼Thanks Loudon Wainwright for the wise words

[Max PowerParticipant 2721]

That is exactly what would happen.

[GregB0Participant]

Eddie: “You were a bush women on a zebra with a bone in your lip last month.”

UmFufu: “What have you done for me today Eddie?”

So true, so true. Thanks for sharing this great clip, I had totally forgotten about it.

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[OldBillParticipant]

Just like “Bill Burr” and William Frederic Burr, there is “Eddie Murphy”, a comedic persona, and Edward Regan Murphy, the man who pretends to be “Eddie Murphy”.

Edward Regan Murphy had two children with two different women, got married and had five children with that women, got divorced, had a child with a former Spice Girl who sued him for child support, exchanged “symbolic” vows with another woman whom he left after a few years, and is now currently the “partner” of yet still another woman.

For those of you who can’t do the math, that’s eight children spread among four women all of which he’s either had to or currently still supports plus another two women he didn’t manage to impregnate that he has or currently still supports.

Edward Regan Murphy has as much to tell me about MGTOW as Hilary Clinton does.

Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. Above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.

[GregB0Participant]

Agreed OldBill but separating the person from the persona, I find this skit too funny. Most of his other stuff no, but that is the gift of comedy. Laugh at only what you like.

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[KeymasterKeymaster]

and some 25 years after the RAW concert video… he writes a check for $15 million to his ex-wife.

Unreal.

Eddie Murphy explains MGTOW

Maybe he didn’t watch his own show.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 42]

Keymaster wrote:

and some 25 years after the RAW concert video… he writes a check for $15 million to his ex-wife.

Unreal.

15 million?!?!?

I wouldn’t give a bitch 15 bucks!

[Zuberi TauParticipant 10606]

Keymaster wrote:

and some 25 years after the RAW concert video… he writes a check for $15 million to his ex-wife.
Unreal.

S~~~!
The mighty have fallen.

[ABParticipant 762]

No-one's yet explained to me exactly what's so great // About slaving fifty years away on something that you hate // About meekly shuffling down the path of mediocrity // Well if that's your road then take it, but it's not the road for me.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Obviously he failed to listen to his “own” explanation.
I only had one reason to go my own way. He had 4 chances and over 15 million reasons, and somehow I’m a stupid loser?

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[GregB0Participant]

I have not searched for any of this comedy since the early 90’s but will have to do so to see if the tenor has changed. He is living proof of OldBill’s tag line regarding limits.

“Do not date. Do not impregnate. Do not co-habitate. And, above all, do not marry. Reclaim and never again surrender your personal sovereignty.”

He has blown four of the above five, I’m not going to bet that he got one out of five correct.

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

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