Dumb Mom

[Crazy CanuckMember 4215]

Stupid mom puts a thumb tack right in the center of the condom rendering it useless. Thank god women don’t run the world at least not entirely, we will be in big trouble.

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

[JackinovParticipant 5229]

She knew exactly what the f~~~ she was doing.

are you a chia pet in man drag

[RennieParticipant]

Jackinov wrote:

She knew exactly what the f~~~ she was doing.

Basically, exactly what I said. She did that on purpose!

[Anonymous 2]

Future Grandmas get baby rabies to. She knows a teenage boy with a hardon wont even see that thumbtack.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Surely, the whole thing was done as a joke … surely.

By the way, I like the Ann Coulter quote.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[Charles BSpectator 251]

This is why if you’re a man and if you need sex advice from your parents, always go to your dad. Even a lot of non-feminist blue pill men know the dangers and risks involved of baby rabies and paternity fraud.

You should never ask your mom to give you relations~~~/sex advice.

[experiencedParticipant]

Charles B wrote:

This is why if you’re a man and if you need sex advice from your parents, always go to your dad. Even a lot of non-feminist blue pill men know the dangers and risks involved of baby rabies and paternity fraud.

You should never ask your mom to give you relations~~~/sex advice.

They make fine advisors after being injected full of sodium pentothal or scopolamine i.e.. truth serum. Maybe a big patch of it applied to all laydeez’ azz’zz.

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

[Charles BSpectator 251]

experienced wrote:

They make fine advisors after being injected full of sodium pentothal or scopolamine i.e.. truth serum. Maybe a big patch of it applied to all laydeez’ azz’zz.

That’s true, but that’s too much trouble to go through haha. I’d rather just ask my dad.

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

I have 3 main problems with this i know its a joke but i must say it.

1 Why the hell would a mother give his son condoms in the first place? Even when you were 12 years old and liked a girl you never listened to your mothers advice. So why would you listen now?

2 Why the hell would her son accept the condom and not toss it in the trash? You can buy a pack of 36 condoms for just 20 bucks at walgreens only 0.56$ cents a condom. Assuming you drive and have a job you should be able to provide even if you have nether you should be able to pick up condoms at school or get a friend to buy them.

3 The chance of getting his girlfriend pregnant and bringing the baby to term is low. Think about it for a few seconds. Assuming the kid actually uses the condoms, plus she is not on birth control, nor would she not abort the child (most chicks don’t dream of raising kids before they graduate highschool) what is the chances of actually getting her grandkid? In the average case scenario where the kid actually uses it the child would most likely get either flushed down the toilet or aborted.

I know this is a meme but if it was a true case scenario the child would not come to term nor would the couple marry (unless they are catholics).

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[ConstantineParticipant 4420]

Man, the mother can at least use the excuse that she’s not terribly bright, but a f~~~ing safe sex advertisement?

Mind you, I don’t know if the picture’s real or a joke.

But seriously, why don’t they just selotape the damn thing on?

To see what is in front of one's nose requires a constant struggle. -Orwell

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