Dumb C~~~ Example #1,367,211,432

[Anonymous 11]

Mind blowing. Do they not have any sense? Use it as bait and buy another. I just saved her $495 plus the possibility of a meal of fresh fish.

Crazy Goldfish Lady

[Anonymous 18]

My theory is these ‘experts’ keep a varied selection of gold fish in their ‘operating room’. Wheel the fish in, call the fake anesthesiologist, flush the fish, replace it, and after a fresh brewed coffee come out as heroes.

‘You can’t see the stitches cuz we dat gud’

[Anonymous 54]

Am I a cold hearted basterd for laughin at this?Can a fish really love you? haha

[SlayherParticipant 2074]

Anonymous wrote:

Do they not have any sense?

You’re dealing with fleamale.

No.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

A fool and her husband’s money are soon parted.

[TuneoutParticipant]

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/lobster-rescued-grocery-store-nova-scotia-vegan-animal-rights-1.3309080

I think this story trumps it for Dumbus C~~~us Award

$245 and the f~~~ing lobster was probably caught and

eaten that night!

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[Anonymous 11]

Hamster logic on full display. I think I’ll go to the market to pick up a lobster just to negate what she did. It’ll go well with my steak.

I’ll do my part to keep those lobster men employed. There’s nothing like throwing a live blue crab or lobster in a steaming pot and watching it die.

[Anonymous 54]

Does she know theres more lobsters? Thoses lobsters have feeelings too!

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10911]

Anonymous wrote:

My theory is these ‘experts’ keep a varied selection of gold fish in their ‘operating room’. Wheel the fish in, call the fake anesthesiologist, flush the fish, replace it, and after a fresh brewed coffee come out as heroes.

‘You can’t see the stitches cuz we dat gud’

And I thought my crack about a woman taking her dead cat to the nearest Chinese restaurant was bad.

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[RoyDalParticipant]

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[SkeptiskParticipant 3679]

Anonymous wrote:

Does she know theres more lobsters? Thoses lobsters have feeelings too!

#LobsterLivesMatter

LMAO!!!

"Expecting to find a decent woman on a dating site is like dumpster diving and expecting to come out with a gourmet meal." Won'tGetFooledAgain

[Anonymous 42]

When we were kids my brother swallowed a goldfish on purpose, he said it wiggled on its way down. He also had a trained squirrel that plucked nuts from his mouth.

Not me, 3rd grade I was bitten by a gerbil and a snake at 2 different show’n’tells, I wasn’t even f~~~ing with them, they just decided to bite, I learned the same lesson with women, they just decide to bite and there’s nothing a man can do.

[UnicronParticipant 752]

She probably felt a kinship with it, as like women, goldfish are useless, boring, take up too much space and drain you of your time and money for very little pay off.

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

[HitmanParticipant]

RoyDal, what in the world is better than an excellent lobster bisque?
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i really don’t know.
exquisite.
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now i want some !!!
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as for the crazy goldfish lady..
damn..
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maybe give her a recipe for “goldfish bisque” ????
hahahahhaa!!!!!!

[EskimospyParticipant 841]

UPDATE! Rescued lobster freed into the waters of Nova Scotia has been caught a second time by lobster trapper. It had been transported to a grocery store, bought yet again then cooked and eaten. It was found to be very delicious.

[EyeswideopenParticipant 2930]

Anonymous wrote:

Hamster logic on full display…..

F~~~ me; this could have been my ex. When you have no concept of a $$$; it’s easy to be a SJW.

We had a very old dog that I loved very much. As he reached the end of his life he developed a chronic medical condition- short term treatment was somewhere around 10k- prognosis was poor regardless.

The ex was all for the treatment – I put my foot down. Her rational had nothing to do with what was in the best interest of the dog, but how she felt. Come to think of it I’m sure she viewed the dog as a narasistic source.

I kept my friend comfortable until it was time to say goodbye.

- Marriage is described as an institution. You would have to be crazy to be commited to it. -"If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not people or things" Albert Einstein

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

Petsmarts in my area sell goldfish for $3.50 each. $500 will purchase 142 goldfish.

I suspect this lady freely spends money earned by her husband. Men often don’t make decisions regarding how money is spent. Men are simply beasts of burden.

My little snowflake had to have a BMW and a mountain of shoes and enough gold jewelry to satisfy royalty. I left the field a long time ago.

[anonymousyamParticipant 4605]

Prefer Peace to Piece wrote:

Petsmarts in my area sell goldfish for $3.50 each. $500 will purchase 142 goldfish.

You can buy a 20 oz carton of goldfish at walmart for only 6.28$.

And now on a serious note why the f~~~ would someone pay 500 bucks to save a Goldfish? and can’t you just get a pair of tweezers press hard against it and pull the rock from its mouth instead of wasting all that money?

If it was a dog id get it but not a f~~~ing goldfish.

Just an east coast asshole who likes to curse, If you get offended by words like fuck, cunt, shit, piss, bitch or any racial slurs then you just scroll down.

[RhettParticipant 637]

Wtf??? It’s a close one but I’ll give the c~~~ award to the lobster woman. Imagine a female commander in chief calling out the entire national guard to rescue a cat stuck in a tree.

Single guys come home, look at what’s in the fridge, and go to bed. Married guys come home, look at what’s in bed, and go to the fridge.......But the best representative of MGTOW is…………… an empty chair,.

[RASmanParticipant 1994]

Any fish dumb enough to eat a rock deserves to die; it’s a Darwin thing.

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