Does size matter

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

sidecar,

The night before the wedding, one of her bridesmaids that was a prior mutual friend from the first time we were together, called me and said that my ex told her that if I showed up at the wedding that it would ‘proove that he really loves me’ and she would leave with me.

We were both laughing on the phone and it got way worse. She was the only bridesmaid that knew me prior but she said my ex showed a picture of me to her other bridesmaids and told them to let her know if I showed up.

I actually knew where the wedding was going down over an hour from my house the next day.

But it was ridiculous.

I was sort of crashing and burning the next morning. Because, bottom line is/was – She really is the only woman that I ever honestly loved. It broke my heart the first time over a decade prior and I was not immune from those old emotions resurfacing. I even briefly cried the next morning.

But regrouped and made it to a drop zone I skydive at a couple of hours prior to the wedding and got the owner to time one of the jump runs so that I was going up at the exact time of the wedding and got out of the plane at or about the same approximate time the slut would have been walking down the aisle. That was my way of processing everything.

Anyway. . .

Three days later, she was on her honeymoon and at about 4am, while I was sleeping, my phone rang.

It was her and I couldn’t understand what she was saying at first due to her hyperventilating and crying. A few minutes later, I started to be able to translate what she was saying.

It was a total WTF Moment as she cried and said

‘Why did you make me do this?’

and at one point she said

‘I wish you could just come get me and take me away from this’

Yeah. Totally. I was just going to have to call in one of my tactical helicopters to get me to the resort she was staying at, do a low altitude jump out of it, pull and land. Then secure her and get to a waiting Humvee while my ground support laid down cover fire.

Anyway. . .

Back to focus. I asked her what was going on and she said her husband was passed out drunk in the hotel room and she was outside on the deck.

She kept hyperventilating and crying and requested again that I just come and get her.

[BTW: Any blue pillers that are reading this – Do not ever get married]

She brought up a bunch of stuff from over a decade prior. Kept crying and said that I was the only man she ever loved. And I had to maintain some sense of composure because I started crying but kept the phone away from my head until I recovered. (Ha, ha, ha LOL go ahead and laugh it up, any of you guys that think it’s funny that the Sky-0 started crying. FCK-U you don’t know what real pain is)

Refocusing: She said she was going to pack one of her bags and leave the hotel and would get a room at another hotel nearby if I would come down and get her.

In FCKING CANCUN !!!!!!!

Less than 72 hours after her wedding, she expected an extraction (Sky-0 C•ckstraction) in Cancun!!!

By the way. On a sidenote: Her dad blew a ton of money on the wedding but women don’t care what guy gets his wallet out as long as a guy is validating them by overspending. He had also paid for her to go to a top tier private high school, all of her college expenses and a year in Europe after college, etc, etc

Now. Back to the drunk, passed out husband in the hotel room. I couldn’t take it anymore and told her my phone battery was dying and she told me to plug it in. Which I did and we were on the phone for two more hours before I told her to try to make things work with her husband. I was still on the verge of tears and she kept crying.

Eventually, I had to do it.

Hung up, turned my phone off and off and slammed what was left of a bottle of Jagermeister.

It wasn’t over yet though.

They always return and it didn’t take her long to return to the Sky-0

More to follow in the continuing, past, blue pill adventures of a man that took a very long time to figure out the entire game.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Sky-O wrote:

f I showed up at the wedding that it would ‘proove that he really loves me’ and she would leave with me.

You could have saved the poor dumbcuck who married her a lot of suffering in the future.

After all, nobody’s saying you had to keep her.

Sky-O wrote:

She really is the only woman that I ever honestly loved.

That’s always a mistake, because, guaranteed, she never actually loved you.

[bstoffParticipant 4865]

@ Sky- o
Best thing you can do for the situation is tell her hubby the truth about her.
He might thank you some day.

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

bstoff wrote:

@ Sky- oBest thing you can do for the situation is tell her hubby the truth about her.He might thank you some day.

He found out what she was.

Over a year after the wedding, he found out she was cheating but it wasn’t with me. lol

She was cheating on him with a guy she had gone to college with.

I was out of the picture at that point temporarily.

Anyway. I got blamed for an abortion she had during that time period. Like, how the fck is that even possible?

Well, after Rome was finished burning and both betas, her husband and the back-up clown were at war with each other, fighting over a pumpkin, she called me one morning.

I already knew about the chaos that was in progress and answered ‘What’s the latest crisis, Princess’s while laughing.

Only she was really serious.

(Prepare for another WTF Moment)

She was parked outside of a medical building that was next to a hospital near where we lived.

And told me that she was going in for an appointment she had to get an abortion. And she called me just to make sure that I would answer and still talk to her, then notified me:

[Like I said guys: Prepare for a Level XII WTF Moment and file this in the You Can’t Make This Stuff Up file cabinet]

She said: ‘I’m doing this for us because I know we will be together again someday’

And I was like, ‘No!! No!! No!! Don’t FCKING get an abortion because of me, or us or whatever. Keep it!!’ And she reiterated that she was doing it for us because she just knew we would be together again at some point and she didn’t want any ‘obstacles’ as she called having a kid.

Then, she hung up and got an abortion. Which I suspect she didn’t even know if it was her husband’s kid, the guy she was cheating on him with or any other guy she was banging.

And, yeah. We did get back together again about a year after that although we were just banging and I couldn’t take her seriously at that point. It turned out that she had multiple orbiters on hold during that period of time too.

[MonkParticipant 16995]

That is one total psychowhore.

It is a miracle that you escaped the ONE PHONE CALL.

[Branched offParticipant 10932]

Sounds like Sky o didn’t so much dodge a bullet there as dance with one. Don’t put your dick in mad women. If you do put your dick in a mad bitch and get away with it safely, stay away from her once you have survived the break up. Do not go back for more! Still if she was an early girlfriend you can be forgiven. We all have to learn these things as no one tells you them (except sites like this nowadays).

Back to the topic in hand I went off to work this morning thinking “Why the hell is it always women who talk about size? This thing goes both ways!” A bucket really is no joy. I can remember actually injuring my back having to work so hard to climax in a bucket. (It was not a one off it was over several years that I had a bad back and with the help of a chiropractor I figured out why. In the end I had to stop doing my duty for the bucket owner and get satisfaction elsewhere, so the long term back injury really was related to the bucket. I think the fact that this question is always shouted about by women and why men are so hung up on it is a sign of how gynocentrically skewed our culture is today. -Like their pleasure is all that matters!

Also on the subject I once complimented a former lover on having a tight (well actually only averagely tight) pussy. She was 41, had a high c~~~ count but was a yoga vegan and had never given birth because she was too crazy for anyone to impregnate her (well almost too crazy). What she had was as good as one was likely to get on such a woman anyway and I was giving credit where it was due.
“Come on she said, surely all women feel the same?”
“No way I replied there are some real buckets about. In one case, I never felt the cervix with my bell end and the walls didn’t hold me firmly enough to come without masses of vigorous thrusting”
“That’s just a sexist myth” said she. “The vagina will stretch to accommodate any size till it is maxed out.”
“So guys with small knobs gave you as much pleasure as better endowed ones?” I countered.
“Oh no small c~~~s are useless for a woman. Bigger is better till you get to too big and that is just not fun most of the time. There are a lot more small c~~~s around than you would imagine” she said. “Sometimes they get it out and you look at it, try not to laugh as you weigh it on your palm and think -And what is one supposed to do with this meagre offering?”
“So you notice the difference in contact and traction but men don’t?”
“Yeah but its inside me”
“Yeah and its my knob, I know what I feel”
“Please don’t objectify women…”

Shouldn’t have put my dick in a crazy one but seriously how entitled and self centred can a woman be not to think that a man’s pleasure was dependent on her body?

A woman is like fire -fun to play with, can warm you through and cook your food, needs constant feeding, can burn you and consume all you own

[SpiderHerderParticipant 3766]

The real question is: why the hell would you NOT change your phone number ?

Stay away from that crap.

[Secret Agent MGTOWParticipant 22534]

Sky-O wrote:

sidecar,
The night before the wedding, one of her bridesmaids that was a prior mutual friend from the first time we were together, called me and said that my ex told her that if I showed up at the wedding that it would ‘proove that he really loves me’ and she would leave with me.
We were both laughing on the phone and it got way worse. She was the only bridesmaid that knew me prior but she said my ex showed a picture of me to her other bridesmaids and told them to let her know if I showed up.
I actually knew where the wedding was going down over an hour from my house the next day.
But it was ridiculous.
I was sort of crashing and burning the next morning. Because, bottom line is/was – She really is the only woman that I ever honestly loved. It broke my heart the first time over a decade prior and I was not immune from those old emotions resurfacing. I even briefly cried the next morning.
But regrouped and made it to a drop zone I skydive at a couple of hours prior to the wedding and got the owner to time one of the jump runs so that I was going up at the exact time of the wedding and got out of the plane at or about the same approximate time the slut would have been walking down the aisle. That was my way of processing everything.
Anyway. . .
Three days later, she was on her honeymoon and at about 4am, while I was sleeping, my phone rang.
It was her and I couldn’t understand what she was saying at first due to her hyperventilating and crying. A few minutes later, I started to be able to translate what she was saying.
It was a total WTF Moment as she cried and said
‘Why did you make me do this?’
and at one point she said
‘I wish you could just come get me and take me away from this’
Yeah. Totally. I was just going to have to call in one of my tactical helicopters to get me to the resort she was staying at, do a low altitude jump out of it, pull and land. Then secure her and get to a waiting Humvee while my ground support laid down cover fire.
Anyway. . .
Back to focus. I asked her what was going on and she said her husband was passed out drunk in the hotel room and she was outside on the deck.
She kept hyperventilating and crying and requested again that I just come and get her.
[BTW: Any blue pillers that are reading this – Do not ever get married]
She brought up a bunch of stuff from over a decade prior. Kept crying and said that I was the only man she ever loved. And I had to maintain some sense of composure because I started crying but kept the phone away from my head until I recovered. (Ha, ha, ha LOL go ahead and laugh it up, any of you guys that think it’s funny that the Sky-0 started crying. FCK-U you don’t know what real pain is)
Refocusing: She said she was going to pack one of her bags and leave the hotel and would get a room at another hotel nearby if I would come down and get her.
In FCKING CANCUN !!!!!!!
Less than 72 hours after her wedding, she expected an extraction (Sky-0 C•ckstraction) in Cancun!!!
By the way. On a sidenote: Her dad blew a ton of money on the wedding but women don’t care what guy gets his wallet out as long as a guy is validating them by overspending. He had also paid for her to go to a top tier private high school, all of her college expenses and a year in Europe after college, etc, etc
Now. Back to the drunk, passed out husband in the hotel room. I couldn’t take it anymore and told her my phone battery was dying and she told me to plug it in. Which I did and we were on the phone for two more hours before I told her to try to make things work with her husband. I was still on the verge of tears and she kept crying.
Eventually, I had to do it.
Hung up, turned my phone off and off and slammed what was left of a bottle of Jagermeister.
It wasn’t over yet though.
They always return and it didn’t take her long to return to the Sky-0
More to follow in the continuing, past, blue pill adventures of a man that took a very long time to figure out the entire game.

You should have done Sam Kinison’s idea for a movie, You’ll Thank Me Later. A hero comes crashing through te church’s stained glass window, leaps to the altar just before she says her vows, pulls out a gun, and shoots her in the head. Then as he makes a leaping getaway through the other window, he turns to the groom, and says, you’ll thank me later!

Women want everything, but want responsibility and accountability for nothing.

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

Having the above said by you secret agent? Damn. That’s like …. Unexpected..

They do say that Humor was invented by those that founded religion.

Man I miss that guy from Herman’s Head.

Sam for those that may be just browsing the site:

You know what’s strange? Everyone was SHOVING red pills down our throats, and we never knew it. We just took it for comedy.

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