Do you guys believe in Unicorns?

[Anonymous 11]

Women know all about Unicorns. A savvy one will feign Unicorn until she has ensnared you,

An actual Unicorn is so rare that there are at least 100,000 desperate c~~~s waiting to fill that single hole. The only way you’re going to find out is to pull the pin on that grenade and take your chances.

Personally, I’m not wasting time searching for a Unicorn. Functionally, they do not exist.

@op: She knew he was a bad boy. Do not ever underestimate the power of The Hive.

[Anonymous 0]

Hey MG tower. I can always count on you for a laugh!! Lol Do you mean I have to live another 63 years lol OH NO!!

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24987]

Could you imagine if the lottery paid at the same rate is does no, a billion to one, but if you lose you lose your children have to pay for the rest lives until age 18 and destroying your soul through divorce and custody fights?

Instead of a dollar a bet.

Well that’s what marriage is like to the most unicorn like women out there. Because intimacy breeds contempt.

That’s why pre-1970 is was very difficult to dissolve a marriage.

Because so many marriages would split up…well here we are. The experiment was a grand success for the feminists that want nothing more than the destruction of the family.

The key here is “Forget about the wet dream of having children” women own children men are irrelevant except as ATM’s and baby sitters while your wife f~~~s strangers in singles bars.

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Anonymous 42]

Hey M-52, my misery converter is on high capacity! I can actually the gasses coming out of it!
Just this morning my truck went North and South at the same time! 160,000 miles of me can do that to anything! Real men break Toyota’s back! I’ll weld it back together and chase the fatigue cracks with the welder placed in the bed! So if you see guy on the highway welding his truck back together, THAT’S ME!

[Spank The MisandristsParticipant 2308]

I believe in living dinosaurs more than unicorns…

[John DoeParticipant 743]

pabsawake wrote:

By all accounts I can’t come up with 1 negative thing to say about her. She may be a Unicorn. Or at least the closest thing to one. I often wonder if I would stop taking my red pills to get a crack at her. Am I hanging on to the illusion? Do you guys think Unicorns do exist?

Well does it matter? Because what I am reading is that you perceive something innocent (whether it is or isn’t is irrelative) and your first instinct is wanting to go f~~~ it believing that if you f~~~ it somehow things will work themselves out. As if penetrating something with your dick some how seals a sacred covenant of truth that will bring you peace and prosperity.

My question is this: If unicorns really do exist, why would you want to f~~~ it?

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