Divorce and Heart Attacks

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Researchers at the Duke University School of Medicine conducted an 18-year-study of nearly 16,000 men and women between the ages of 45 and 80 who had been married at least once. Every two years, researchers assessed the participants’ marital status and overall health. Divorced women were 25 percent more likely to have a heart attack than those who stayed married. Women who had two or more divorces were 77 percent more likely to have a heart attack. As for the men, the risk of heart attack stayed the same regardless of whether they were married or divorced—at first. But if they divorced at least twice, their heart attack risk increased by 30 percent.

So, men get a “get out of jail free” card on their first divorce. Women, well not so much. Even though 75% of the time they initiate the divorce, they are ALWAYS more likely to have a heart attack after a divorce. Sucks to be you sugar t~~~.

I’d blame the patriarchy if I were you. It certainly can’t be your conscience eating away at your heart and soul……..

Order the good wine

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

How’s your buddy doing after his MI??

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Solo MAN’S Wisdom wrote:

How’s your buddy doing after his MI??

Good, thanks for asking. He’s back home and doing well.

Order the good wine

[Anonymous 54]

So heart attacks are sexist?

[HitmanParticipant]

Divorce is very stressful.
Seems like men catch a break on this one. .
About time. .

[Anonymous 43]

Ok, so when does my ex c~~~ have her grabber? Sooner rather than later please..

She turns 43 next year….lo omg she is that old now l bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Last pic I saw, the eyes had crows feet, and the mouth was starting to develop those bitchy frown lines. She started going grey at 30, and those magnificent J cup boobies were munched on by both daughters. Also the nasolabial lines were getting deeper.

hehehehehehehehehehhehehehhe

I put $100 in my savings account this week, and $100 in the IRA. For the first time in a long time.

[OgreParticipant 5863]

Tldr:

Sadly, I’ll bet it doesn’t mention the passive aggressive women who wind up divorced because of their withholding of affection.

That’s okay though, I want her to live forever… with her regrets.

I failed to realize in my youth that I was the prize. I was going to work. I was going to earn. Little did I realize that due to feminism, that no longer meant I had to share. Road soon, Desert after.

[Won'tGetFooledAgainParticipant 3293]

Anonymous wrote:

Last pic I saw, the eyes had crows feet, and the mouth was starting to develop those bitchy frown lines. She started going grey at 30, and those magnificent J cup boobies were munched on by both daughters. Also the nasolabial lines were getting deeper.

You have just described every divorced woman in her 40’s who end up spending all their time on dating websites. They separated from their husbands and thought they would spend a few years on the c~~~ carousel being a cougar before a millionaire Brad Pitt look alike with the right blend of chad/decent guy characteristics would want to marry her.

Of course it rarely works out that way. They quickly realise the young guys just pump and dump them and that the rich guys their age are all f~~~ing hot 25 year olds. They panic, they see the wall approaching hard and start looking for anyone half decent. Trouble is, these half decent guys realise the tables have turned and they can game these women and pump and dump then. The reality is, the worse these guys treat these women the more they want them until they reach their late 40’s and become anonymous.

The women then moan about where all the good guys have gone having divorced their perfectly decent husband through boredom.

Nature f~~~s them all over in the end.

For women, everything eventually boils down to Alpha Fucks, Beta Bucks.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Won'tGetFooledAgain wrote:

may 7 2020 wrote:

Last pic I saw, the eyes had crows feet, and the mouth was starting to develop those bitchy frown lines. She started going grey at 30, and those magnificent J cup boobies were munched on by both daughters. Also the nasolabial lines were getting deeper.

You have just described every divorced woman in her 40’s who end up spending all their time on dating websites. They separated from their husbands and thought they would spend a few years on the c~~~ carousel being a cougar before a millionaire Brad Pitt look alike with the right blend of chad/decent guy characteristics would want to marry her.

Of course it rarely works out that way. They quickly realise the young guys just pump and dump them and that the rich guys their age are all f~~~ing hot 25 year olds. They panic, they see the wall approaching hard and start looking for anyone half decent. Trouble is, these half decent guys realise the tables have turned and they can game these women and pump and dump then. The reality is, the worse these guys treat these women the more they want them until they reach their late 40’s and become anonymous.

The women then moan about where all the good guys have gone having divorced their perfectly decent husband through boredom.

Nature f~~~s them all over in the end.

I have to give my ex credit. She found herself another blue piller after the divorce. Which is awesome for me. Gives her someone else to s~~~ on. But it is amazing how quickly the looks go. My ex went from beautiful to looking rode hard and put away wet in a matter of a couple of years. I look at her today and would have zero interest.

What I don’t understand is the new guy. He’s divorced, so he’s been through it once. And to attach himself to such a nasty person amazes me. He has to hear it from her about what a piece of s~~~ she thinks I am. Is he really stupid enough to think it’s all me? Does he not realize that will be him in a few years? I guess I already know the answer to that one. Sucks to be him, but thank god for blue pill idiots that make my life easier.

Order the good wine

[BadgerParticipant 2277]

Here is some information about heart attack prevention that might interest some of you.

http://orthomolecular.org/library/jom/1992/pdf/1992-v07n01-p005.pdf

https://www.amazon.com/Animals-Attacks-People-Fourth-Revised/dp/0967954681/ref=sr_1_1?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1480609446&sr=8-1&keywords=rath+heart+attacks

https://www.amazon.com/Heart-Frauds-Uncovering-Biggest-published/dp/B00Y2Q8OX8/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1480609509&sr=8-3&keywords=mcGee+heart+frauds

[TwistParticipant]

Hitman wrote:

J cup boobies

J??????!!

Pics before the droop please…

[Jack HarperParticipant 2863]

TaxGuy wrote:

Researchers at the Duke University School of Medicine conducted an 18-year-study of nearly 16,000 men and women between the ages of 45 and 80 who had been married at least once. Every two years, researchers assessed the participants’ marital status and overall health. Divorced women were 25 percent more likely to have a heart attack than those who stayed married. Women who had two or more divorces were 77 percent more likely to have a heart attack. As for the men, the risk of heart attack stayed the same regardless of whether they were married or divorced—at first. But if they divorced at least twice, their heart attack risk increased by 30 percent.

So, men get a “get out of jail free” card on their first divorce. Women, well not so much. Even though 75% of the time they initiate the divorce, they are ALWAYS more likely to have a heart attack after a divorce. Sucks to be you sugar t~~~.

I’d blame the patriarchy if I were you. It certainly can’t be your conscience eating away at your heart and soul……..

I guess every cloud DOES have a silver lining.

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