I’ll write the intro for you dude, just copy and paste when you get here…
Hi MGTOW men, I’m AnthonyHockeyDude. About 3 years ago my girlfriend proposed marriage to me at a hockey game. I couldn’t believe it. I was about to go take a p~~~ and get another beer going into the third period, when my girl got on her knees. I thought I was going to get a blowie right there in the stadium. Nope she asked me to marry her. She is a forceful chick, this was normal for her and so I said yes. What a stupid decision. I regret that moment for as long as I live.
After that moment, she made all decisions, her way or the highway. Well, ok, most of the things made sense at first. Fine, you want to write out the bills, great. Yeah I can cook dinner because you suck at cooking, ok. Yeah, I think the big gas guzzling SUV is a great choice, the 4 door car is probably not safe. No, I don’t need to hang out with my buddies this weekend, your right, going to the homeshow is so much more important. Naw, I don’t need a promotion at work, and all the extra travel involved in being a regional manager. I’d rather spend every evening with you.
That was the way it was for almost our entire relationship. We had been dating for 7 years before that f~~~ing hockey game. F~~~ hockey, I didn’t want to go in the first place. So we were dating for a while and we split up. We broke up because she thought I was hitting on her sister. Can you believe that s~~~? Have you seen her sister….whoa. That s~~~ would make a freight train turn down a dirt road.
Anyway, just before our wedding day she leans over and tells me she’s pregnant. Well how about that. I’m going to be a father. I wonder when that happened? We were so busy lately, I took a second job a few months ago, and she has been helping her friends with her friend’s YouTube channel…Called Girl’s Night Out, a bar review channel, omg absolutely brilliant idea. I haven’t seen any vids yet, they say they are in post production editing.
Yeah so I got married, and she told me I had to make a few changes, like I sold the motorcycle. Too dangerous she said. Yeah, ok. Then I had to stop playing video games. She didn’t like shooting things in the house and my friends made too much noise. She said I would be a better man without those bad things in my life.
After the baby was born, my wife said she should stay home with the baby. So I delivered pizzas on the college campus at night. For months I was carting pizzas around in the SUV, never really making money. Sometimes I would deliver to a party and there was one…single guys, all had motorcycles, big screen tv, the latest version of Gears of War and I had this feeling. These guys were having fun, and I was crushed with $900 a month new SUV payment, $2000 mortgage, s~~~ty diapers, and my wife has morphed into this blob. They gave me a $3 tip and closed the door. I sat in that apartment parking lot sobbing. I looked up at the stars and wondered when things were going to get better.
Last week, I came home from work, key didn’t work. Garage opener didn’t work. I texted my special snowflake. She texted me back a phone number…I called it and it was a lawyer…her divorce attorney. A paralegal told me to stay where I was, a process server and the county sheriff were going to my location in 3 minutes. She divorced me, filed a restraining order against me and a no contact order. The sheriff took my keys to my house, my car, and told me not to violate the court order.
I remember her saying that she wasn’t happy this morning. I think I said, “Oh, that’s too bad. maybe the magic fairy godmother will wave a magic wand and make it all better.” I thought it was a funny joke.
I walked to a bank, and bzzzzt, debit card was sucked in by the machine…bank error the screen flashed. Went to Starf~~~s, and my credit card was declined. S~~~. S~~~ S~~~! Not a funny joke.
I have my first divorce court hearing next week, I think I can represent myself…how hard can it be? I’ll just take the bus to the courthouse, and wrap this up in about an hour…done before lunch. You guys have any advice for me? I know some of you had a hard time in court. Your attorneys were idiots. I can tell the judge the truth and then this will be all straightened out. My wife will work with me on this. I treated her nice, put up with her capricious whims, even did everything she wanted. It will all be alright. Maybe we can get back together and continue to be a happy suburban family just like we were a few weeks ago. Forgive and forget, I always say.
Well nice meeting you all. I may not be back after next week.
Anonymous 2 years, 9 months ago.
