"Demi-Sexuals"

[KingOfTheSeaParticipant 1270]

I chuckled:

[RoyDalParticipant]

This one made me laugh! Thanks for posting this gem.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

rofl, just super!

[AttonParticipant]

Love to see what that guy is like when he is not s~~~ faced.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Someone really needs to tell the snowflake who spouts such bulls~~~ that she just lied. Women decide in 3 minutes or less if they are ever gonna have sex with you – even if their front brain tells them “no” – their hindbrain will say “yes”. No woman needs to sit through 3 dinners first to *decide*, or “get to know you really well” first because attraction doesn’t work like that.

Yeah it’s a cartoon, but the way women actually sermonize in real life about “how it all works” is just embarrassing.

“I don’t develop sexual feelings for…. unless…..”.

Yeah you do. And you will spread your legs for the wrong man over, and over, and over again until you’re living with cats.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[AncientwisdomParticipant 6089]

“Demi-sexual”?…Holy s~~~ the doctionary is forever expanding with non-sensical terms! Where will this never ending need to: identify, label, categorize, and place every whimsy of an emotion under a special umbrella cease?

F~~~ing nuts. Where do you guys find this s~~~?

Resident cynic.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

I heard a female claim to be a “sapio-sexual” the other day… “I only get turned on by smart men,” I thought that was all well and good, but is it really necessary to qualify it to that degree?

Well I’m a “fide-sexual”… I can only f~~~ girls who are only f~~~ing me.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Stargazer wrote:

Well I’m a “fide-sexual”… I can only f~~~ girls who are only f~~~ing me.

F~~~ing love it
Damn
rofl

[Governor Megachris%Participant 3584]

Stargazer wrote:

“I only get turned on by smart men,”

Does that mean we get a special phrase for being attracted to physically fit, mentally sound women?

Oh, who am I kidding? They don’t exist.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

So by these rules an omni-sexual is someone who has had sex in the back of a Dodge Omni?

[roninParticipant 341]

So that means I’m a beer-sexual, because I can only f~~~ women who likes to drink beer.

We are at the dawn of a New Era. We are the Vanguard.-Greg Honda.

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Stargazer wrote:

“I only get turned on by smart men,”

Another lie. If that were true, why isn’t she sitting on Stephen Hawking’s face?

A woman who’s says that wouldn’t know a “smart man” if we wore wings, a diaper and shot heart-shaped arrows at her ass. And a “smart man” would tell her she’s lying right to her face. Are we really to believe she would get all turned on and jump him for that? No woman ever dropped to her knees and started sucking the dick of a man because he was “smart”.

……and banging your professor to get an “A” doesn’t count, laydeez.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[PhantomParticipant 3328]

Keymaster wrote:

A woman who’s says that wouldn’t know a “smart man” if we wore wings, a diaper and shot heart-shaped arrows at her ass.

I laughed out loud on this. Thank you, I needed that.

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

Keymaster wrote:

No woman ever dropped to her knees and started sucking the dick of a man because he was “smart”.

It’s been my experience that, for females, “smart” means ” subservient and agrees with everything I say”. Now there may be exceptions to this for other men and other females, but every time I sit down and explain, say, why there isn’t a solar eclipse every time there’s a new Moon or how covalent bonds work or the way downward force is distributed through an arch or how the Federal Reserve system prints money and then loans it to the government at interest, I get yawns and blank stares.

I suppose I could jam my c~~~ into her mouth while she’s yawning, but I wouldn’t call her a sapio-sexual because of it. I think most women are attracted to wealth, fame and power… which is to say: what they can get from a guy. For proof, just go to any college campus and tell me which building has more females hanging around it… the science and math departments or the medical, legal and athletic departments.. Go ahead and look, I’ll wait.

[Swen AugustParticipant 373]

My 1st wife told me she was tri-sexual, said she would try anything. She soon informed me that she will not put that “dirty nasty thing” in her mouth. Turned out to be a total zero in bed.

[RockmaninoffParticipant 1641]

Keymaster wrote:

Doc Fenderson wrote:

“I only get turned on by smart men,”

Another lie. If that were true, why isn’t she sitting on Stephen Hawking’s face?

I say nearly the exact same thing to myself whenever a woman describes “the perfect man.”

It’s quite easy to tell if a woman is lying in this sense (if her lips are moving, hurr hurr): all you have to do is ask yourself if you can imagine her masturbating to a man who exemplifies that quality. If the answer is no, then she’s lying. For example, I once heard a woman say that the most important thing in a man is his sense of humor; but I could not, no matter how much I tried, imagine her masturbating to videos of Jerry Seinfeld.

Another test I heard was “the garbage man test”—that is, if a woman describes her perfect man, ask yourself if she would date a man who had all those qualities, but was also a garbage man. If the answer is no, she’s full of s~~~.

". . . elle, suivant l’usage des femmes et des chats qui ne viennent pas quand on les appelle et qui viennent quand on ne les appelle pas, s’arrêta devant moi et m’adressa la parole"—Prosper Mérimée

[ShinyParticipant 2307]

HER: I’m sapio-sexual – I only get turned on by smart people.

ME: Wow, me too! Pity I’m not at all turned on right now…

[KeymasterKeymaster]

@rockmaninoff

Rockmaninoff wrote:

I say nearly the exact same thing to myself whenever a woman describes “the perfect man.” It’s quite easy to tell if a woman is lying in this sense (if her lips are moving, hurr hurr): all you have to do is ask yourself if you can imagine her masturbating to a man who exemplifies that quality. If the answer is no, then she’s lying. For example, I once heard a woman say that the most important thing in a man is his sense of humor; but I could not, no matter how much I tried, imagine her masturbating to videos of Jerry Seinfeld. Another test I heard was “the garbage man test”—that is, if a woman describes her perfect man, ask yourself if she would date a man who had all those qualities, but was also a garbage man. If the answer is no, she’s full of s~~~.

Every women thinks she has control of her ‘gina tingles , but she’s lying her vagina off – every single time. I knew a woman who fell “automatically in love with” a famous Olympic athlete. It was such bulls~~~ how everyone was going on about it and it was “true love”. I said “yeah, would she swoon if exactly the same man was flipping burgers at MacDonald’s???”

They really HATED it when I asked that. I was hip to hypergamy and Briffault’s Law when I was 19 – I just didn’t know what they were called.

In an ALI G video, he’s trolling feminist Naomi Wolfe, and she says “statistics show the most erotic thing a man can do for woman….. is the dishes”. Another t~~~ lie.

Read a few dozen female dating profiles, and it’s not hard to find “I really get turned on by a man who makes me laugh”.

“F~~~ a clown. That should do it.”

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[KingOfTheSeaParticipant 1270]

Stargazer wrote:

It’s been my experience that, for females, “smart” means ” subservient and agrees with everything I say”.

Yep. That or “has a job that required a s~~~ ton of schooling and makes a lot of money”. In my experience, they automatically think smarts=money even though some of the most enlightened men I’ve ever had the pleasure of talking to have not made very much money, just knew how to save it like crazy.

Keymaster wrote:

Every women thinks she has control of her ‘gina tingles , but she’s lying her vagina off – every single time. I knew a woman who fell “automatically in love with” a famous Olympic athlete. It was such bulls~~~ how everyone was going on about it and it was “true love”. I said “yeah, would she swoon if exactly the same man was flipping burgers at MacDonald’s???”

Right? They never “automatically fall in love with” someone they might actually would meet, just some far-off ideal that they have nothing they could offer.

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