"Dear Future Husband" by Meghan Trainer

[Anonymous 6]

“Dear Future Husband”

Dear future husband,
Here’s a few things
You’ll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life

Take me on a date
I deserve a break
And don’t forget the flowers every anniversary
‘Cause if you’ll treat me right
I’ll be the perfect wife
Buying groceries
Buy-buying what you need

You got that 9 to 5
But, baby, so do I
So don’t be thinking I’ll be home and making apple pies
I never learned to cook
But I can write a hook
Sing along with me
Sing-sing along with me (hey)

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I’m acting crazy
Tell me everything’s alright

Dear future husband,
Here’s a few things you’ll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life
Dear future husband,
If you wanna get that special lovin’
Tell me I’m beautiful each and every night

After every fight
Just apologize
And maybe then I’ll let you try and rock my body right
Even if I was wrong
You know I’m never wrong
Why disagree?
Why, why disagree?

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I’m acting crazy
Tell me everything’s alright

Dear future husband,
Here’s a few things
You’ll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life (hey, baby)
Dear future husband,
Make time for me
Don’t leave me lonely
And know we’ll never see your family more than mine

I’ll be sleeping on the left side of the bed (hey)
Open doors for me and you might get some kisses
Don’t have a dirty mind
Just be a classy guy
Buy me a ring
Buy-buy me a ring, (babe)

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I’m acting crazy
Tell me everything’s alright

Dear future husband,
Here’s a few things
You’ll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life
Dear future husband,
If you wanna get that special loving
Tell me I’m beautiful each and every night

Future husband, better love me right

Now this is a song the feminists would love. Women singers always sing about men and relationships. It’s like they have nothing else to talk about. And every women feels like they are an expert in relationships. F~~~ outta here with that. Now if a man wrote a song about how he wanted his perfect wife to be, he would be chastised to no end.

Thoughts??

[Maraudrz1Participant 2250]

dream on bitch!!! Men are onto you bitches. We know your ways. F~~~ you.

Women's brains and vagina have one thing in common. There is nothing in there until a man puts something in there.

[the roadParticipant 3125]

What a POS bitch. “Buy, provide, and give me everything… I *might* give you a kiss if you are lucky.”

And the worst part is that there are sick men that would take that bad deal and think that they really are lucky!

#MANOUT

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Meghan Trainwreck.
Ugly. Fat. And in no position to make demands.

Tempting to re-write the lyrics and make a response video.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Anonymous 3]

The sad part is that blue pills will see nothing wrong in that.

[MrMeParticipant 651]

my favorite part is:

”After every fight
Just apologize
And maybe then I’ll let you try and rock my body right
Even if I was wrong
You know I’m never wrong
Why disagree?
Why, why disagree?”

*BARF*

[BigvernParticipant 1983]

I bet the song was written, by a man…….think Shania Twain

"What made you think, there'd be a livin' in sheep?, Eat, Work, Eat Work and Sleep" - Mark Knopfler.

[TuneoutParticipant]

Hmm I guess I’m just a ‘dinosaur’ for thinking that respect is a two way street.

Lifes a bitch,but you don't have to marry one!

[EskimospyParticipant 841]

I just realized that this song was meant to portray a womans personal ad.
And all this time I thought the song was instructions on how to be incapable of finding any good men.

[joetechParticipant]

Dear Meghan,
I do not need a wife,

I need freedom in my life,

So, if you care to take a dare do not become my wife,

I’ll love you on the sofa, I’ll love you on the floor’

and upstairs in the bedroom, I’ll f~~~ you like a whore,

and when it’s time for leaving, you will plainly see,

The man you want to marry, is certainly not me.

"Don't follow in my footsteps...I stepped in something."

[OneLaneOnlyPlsParticipant 1747]

Who is she to ask for anything from a guy?

If thats a ‘real woman’, I will stick to fake ones, or just fap.

[EyeswideopenParticipant 2930]

This is what she, and almost all women, demand of their beta – cuck walking ATM. Meanwhile, Chad at the club will get to f~~~ her in the washroom just for fun 5 minutes after meeting her.

Besides maybe getting a little pity sex from her, what does she have to offer? Attitude and her parasitical nature.
Fly to Amsterdam or Nevada, and rent better by the hour.

- Marriage is described as an institution. You would have to be crazy to be commited to it. -"If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not people or things" Albert Einstein

[Fr JackParticipant 926]

Dear Ms Trainor,
Re your audio correspondence on the 24th of this month.
We have reviewed your input to the debate and thank you for such.
But we must inform you that we have decided not to advance your arguments at this time.
We find them to be somewhat delusional, and quite frankly, of no value to the intended audience.
We wish you well in your future endeavours and should you require opinions on suitable cat foods, please feel free to contact a consultant at White, Knight, and Simp Pty Ltd.
Yours Sincerely,
MGHOW.

[NomadicExpatParticipant 1785]

I Love it.

This needs to top the charts, #1 Baby!!! Blare this on every radio station until it reaches the ears of EVERY beta bitch, every frustrated chump, every blue balled teenager wondering what his girlfriend is thinking.

These dumb bitches are letting the cat out of the bag.

She is literally reinforcing every thread on this forum. She pulls no demand short; she demands the perfect Disney charicature of the fair prince, the knight in shining armor, while simultaneously admitting she WILL be a moody bitch who will never admit fault.

Twenty years ago, only the hottest celebrity princesses, the absolute dynamite 10 out of 10, Jenny McCarthy playboy bunny types could demand this… and they still didnt do so openly. They were still coy about it.

Now, every average 4 out of 10, post wall landwhale is echoing her whale-call.

This is what this delusional heffer looks like with professional makeup, a tummy tuck wardrobe and a $1k in hair styling. This is her at her absolute best.

Just imagine what shes going to look like if someone was stupid enough to “put a ring on it.” There isnt a single redeeming quality about her. Not one.

This is what grows our ranks faster than our own comments, gents. Let her bellow her demands as open and freely as f~~~ing possible, and may it fall on young, impressionable ears.

This is the best way to digest a red pill; have a fat ass, demanding woman shove it down your throat. That way you know its real.

Without this type of explicit admission of guilt, younger generations may believe the femenist hype. Yes, they are ALL like that.

[GrumpyParticipant]

Based on current matrimonial trends Mz. Trainer will have very few “future husbands” to present her list of demands to, and even less to solicit her “wares” to.

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[Anonymous 3]

I think she writes these types of songs for the horde of blue pill manginas. They love this s~~~ and eat it right up.

I also think she and other women are completely disgusted by the fact that so many men pander to this and silence other men, because I’m pretty sure she and other women like her want a good, strong men to yell at her to “Shut the f~~~ up” and call her out on her s~~~ test.

[CarnageParticipant 22113]

Hahahaha…

Dear future wife… you don’t exist and I’m happy about it.

F~~~ you bitch.

To those following me, be careful, I just farted. Men those beans are killers.

[MaddladParticipant 765]

Haha that is gold in the fact that its absolute crap!

Rock her body? Dont you mean slap something and ride the waves? No thanks…

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

It’s surprising to me that a lady who appears to be around a 4 can be so brazen and demanding and disrespectful.

Sweetie, unless you want to spend a lot of time with cats, might I proffer the following?:

First, learn how to cook.
Second, stop with your demands. It’s not all about you.
Third, get in shape. Whales are not sexy.
Fourth, don’t kiss your man only when he holds a door. You’re damned lucky to have a man in the first place. You had better be affectionate.
Fifth, you are working. Buy your own ring.
Sixth, get some humility.
Seventh, don’t divorce rape your man or threaten to call 911.
As a MGTOW, I personally have no desire to be a future husband. Thanks.

[SandalsParticipant 4253]

I would not f~~~ her in a box.

I would not f~~~ her with a fox.

I could not, would not, in a bed.

Sam I Am, I won’t be WED.

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