Dear CPig – Twice in one week

[TaxGuyParticipant]

https://chicago.suntimes.com/lifestyles/dear-abby-after-affair-i-cant-stop-hating-myself/

Dear CPig:

I cheated on my husbank. He knows and has forgiven me. But I can’t stop hating myself for doing it. I feel like I’m going to go to hell for what I have done. I can’t afford therapy. Is there someone I can talk to?

Always a Victim

Dear Victim:

I’m confused. I understand that you cheated, makes perfect sense. You are a woman after all. And I understand that you married a simp husbank that forgave you. He had to make a choice between putting up with your cheating or living in a van by the river. Can’t blame a guy for wanting to live in a house that he paid for. And I understand the part about you being the real victim here. After all, you do have a vagina……

Where you lose me is this whole “accountability” thing. This is a concept that I’m not familiar with. Well, ok my dad and brothers, but not from a woman. I’m starting to think that you are troll. I think you are a man that’s trying to trick me into thinking that women should ever be accountable for our actions. Screw you troll!

I just hit the “Penis” button. Your question will be removed as soon as the GateKeeper gets a chance. Nice try Chad.

PS: You’re making me a little horny. Any chance you’re free tonight?

Order the good wine

[Anonymous 1]

Hilarious.

[Anonymous 3]

LOL with coffee.
Good stuff!

[HitmanParticipant]

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!
funny as hell…!!!

[BigvernParticipant 1983]

Ha Ha, NICELY translated @taxguy,……you are my nomination, for “MGTOW Of The Day”, for that post. Excellent!! Can we do @keymaster?

"What made you think, there'd be a livin' in sheep?, Eat, Work, Eat Work and Sleep" - Mark Knopfler.

[AttonParticipant]

But I can’t stop hating myself for doing it. I feel like I’m going to go to hell for what I have done.

Translation still doing it just feel guilty.

A MGTOW is a man who is not a woman's bitch!

[JuehueParticipant 1316]

Remind me of one of the thread where a brother slept with a virgin and she went nymphos after. Then, everyone blame him because he broke her. The first guy she cheated with would be to blame next.

[Anonymous 42]

Too much!

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