Dear Abby Letters

[RealityBitesParticipant 2198]

http://chicago.suntimes.com/lifestyles/dear-abby-i-love-my-man-but-might-like-a-hookup/

DEAR ABBY: I’m in love with my boyfriend, and we’re about to move to a huge college town.

We’ve been dating two years and I want him to be my husband, but at the same time I want to live life. I’m not even 21 yet, and I haven’t experienced life.

I want to go to a bar or club and dance with whomever I want, maybe even have a hookup if it were to come down to it. I have never had a one-night stand and I don’t think I would, but if it came down to it — who knows!

I don’t want to hurt him, but I want him to be happy. He’s happy with me and I’m happy with him. What do I do? How do I tell him I’d like freedom to be a ho? — NEED TO EXPERIENCE LIFE

DEAR NEED TO EXPERIENCE LIFE: Explain to your boyfriend exactly the way you have described it to me, and if he is like 99 percent of the men on this planet, your problem will be solved. “Ho-Ho-Ho!”

DEAR ABBY: I’m 48 and the father of a 3-year-old son I love very much. His mother, “Chelsea,” is 45. They live with me, although Chelsea and I are not romantically involved. Our son was an “oops” baby, but we chose to live together so we could have him in our daily lives.

Since moving in, Chelsea has decided she’s not responsible for any part of the household duties, nor does she have to sustain herself as we had previously agreed. I work full time, pay all the bills and provide everything. I also do the cooking and cleaning and pay for Chelsea’s cigarettes and personal items.

She claims she wants to be a stay-at-home mom — although she is more “stay at home” than “mom.” This infuriates me and has led to many arguments. I have tried reasoning with her and talking rationally; nothing works. It has turned into one shouting match after another.

What can I do to set her straight while not putting our son at risk of suffering from all of this fallout? Throwing her out is obviously not the answer. I’m just not sure what is. — DOING IT ALL IN ARIZONA

DEAR DOING IT ALL: While it would have been nice for your son to be surrounded by two loving parents who get along, that’s not how it has turned out. You should not be forced to shoulder as much of the responsibility as you have been saddled with, and living in a house with parents who are at each other’s throats is not a healthy environment for a child.

Chelsea appears to be lazy, and I have to wonder about how conscientious a parent she is if she sits around smoking with her child in the house all day.

Talk to an attorney about assuming full custody of your son. Because his mother refuses to work, it follows that she’s in no position to support him. He is old enough for day care or preschool during the hours you are working.

Then thank God you didn’t marry this woman, and tell Chelsea the free ride is over. If she can’t abide by the agreement you two had when she moved in, she’ll have to move out.

[HitmanParticipant]

Ah,the daughter of the original dear abbey..
Her answer to the first letter was a bit ambiguous. .
Ho Ho Ho. .
Is she saying that 99%of all men would break up with the girl or that they would tolerate her behavior? I think the former but wasn’t sure. ..

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

Any time I read a “Dear Abby” letter, I’m thankful for my uncomplicated, drama/bulls~~~-free life!

[bobphiloParticipant 1772]

Based on her response to the 2nd question, I think her answer to the 1st implies she is coming down on the side of the guy dumping the bitch if he finds out about her wishes, though her answer is a bit ambiguous.
Her answer to the 2nd question is right on the money. Just dump the freeloading c~~~.

[Anonymous 11]

RealityBites wrote:

DEAR ABBY: I’m in love with my boyfriend, and we’re about to move to a huge college town.

Dear Beta Wallet, be a man or a cuck the choice is yours. Manslation- Your “love” wants to f~~~ other guys and still have access to your wallet. Punt that c~~~!

If Tower were to take his time machine for a spin, he would see this coed three sheets to the wind drunk and willingly being gang banged by 12 guys and penetrated in every orifice on a pool table. I’m sure Chad is already prowling around too why else would she write Dear Abbey. I hope she has the STD experience too.

Is that what you call experiencing life you sorry little wench?

99% of men would grovel before her not to do it or choose to just be a cuck.

I wonder if I could syndicate a Dear C-Pig advice column?

[Anonymous 1]

Hitman wrote:

Is she saying that 99%of all men would break up with the girl

That figure would be very generous.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

Anonymous wrote:

I wonder if I could syndicate a Dear C-Pig advice column?

Let’s try it out.

Dear C-Pig:

I think my girlfriend might be cheating on me. We hadn’t had sex for 6 months, but she did bang me for my birthday. I caught an STD from her. She claims she used a toilet in a fast food joint the week before and that’s where it must have come from, but I’m starting to have my doubts.

She has a guy friend named Chad, but she swears they are just friends. An odd, unrelated fact, Chad has a best friend also named Chad. But I digress. Anyway, she often hangs out with the two Chad’s while I’m working two jobs to support her, and the two Chad’s. See, here’s the thing, they are always at our apartment while I’m at work. They eat all the food, hang out with my girlfriend while she tans by the pool, and sometimes even spend the night when I’m not there. My GF says she is scared of sleeping there alone and says I should Man Up and buy a nice house in a nice neighborhood and then she wouldn’t be scared.

Now that I’ve looked back over what I read, I think I’m just being paranoid. So, my question to you is, should I buy her a house or a ring first?

Thanks, Justin Case in Cuckland.

Order the good wine

[Prefer Peace to PieceParticipant 10809]

Anonymous wrote:

I wonder if I could syndicate a Dear C-Pig advice column?

CPig- You’re a genius.
Here’s one:

Dear Mr. CPig,

My GF is costing me a fortune. I pay for her tuition and even make her car payments. She never cooks or cleans. She spends a lot of time with her girlfriends and platonic guy friends. I think she is bisexual. Here’s the problem – she claims she is pregnant and that I am the father.
One of her male friends is black. What if her baby is black??
Also, one of her girlfriend’s came down with Herpes 10. She claims it’s my fault and she has threatened to castrate me.
Should I jump on a train now or wait until the baby is born?

[GrumpyParticipant]

Dear Mr. C-Pig

Lately I have been getting a lot of attention from a local woman. I find this somewhat disconcerting as this particular person has paid zero attention to me in the past, so far as even routinely ignoring a simple hello from me, as we pass each other. However when she is all dolled up to the nines, in the right light, standing oblique and downwind of me, she appears to be a passable female human.
I think if I added a lot of alcohol she would almost be attractive. However I digress, I was hoping you could give me some advise regarding my choice of attire (as this person alluded to my plaid hunting shirt was not really enhancing my appearance).
What would you suggest wearing while dining with a fresh cut of venison steak and a tall glass of scotch (neat of course)green or red plaid?

Sincerly

Happy in Huntersville

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

[Puffin StuffParticipant 24979]

Eat pray and take it up the ass with no lube (true story, was part of why he was exonerated, professor didn’t think it was possible to bugger someone without lube…noob).

Here she is in 3 years and a woman’s study SJW degree:

#icethemout; Remember Thomas Ball. He died for your children.

[Anonymous 11]

Dear Justin,

Your girlfriend has a bag of c~~~s at her disposal, and you’re not in it. If being a cuck is some sort of weird fetish of yours, I’d buy her a ring and the house only if she lets you install a high def peep camera so you can watch. Otherwise, trick her into putting the apartment lease only in her name by whatever means necessary and move out one night while she’s hanging with the Chads leaving her holding the empty bag.

Dear Anonymous,

I’d jump the train right now. If the baby is tan, then you’re free as a bird. If it’s white, then the odds are still in your favor so get a DNA test immediately. You may want to consider hiring a private investigator just in case the kid is really yours (Fat chance!) so you can find out as much dirt on her as possible in case you need to gain custody. She sounds dangerous. Get the f~~~ out of there right now. Punt the c~~~!

Dear Happy in Huntsville,

Going MGTOW will result in more attention from women. Not giving a f~~~ is what gives Chad his power over women. We possess the same attitude therefore we will begin to attract these vermin. Since she changed and began to show interest after ignoring you, obviously, she wants something from you and not for your benefit. It could be access to your wallet or just simply using you to make a blue pill man jealous. I would suggest wearing your filthiest hunting clothes and presenting her with an inappropriate gift of candy, card, and flowers preferably stolen from a grave. Muttering incoherent statements while on your first date will help too.

[TaxGuyParticipant]

CP

Nailed it
Nailed it
Nailed it

You’re pretty damn good at this

Order the good wine

[Anonymous 11]

Thanks TaxGuy!!!

The Red Pill is strong with me.

[RedpillPrimateParticipant 1026]

This makes me glad I avoid all women outside of work and family. No women in your personal life=less drama and headaches

If every man kicked out women in their personal lives tomorrow, I swear most men would be more laid back like me most of the time.

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