Dating tips with Uncle Rob

[Anonymous 42]

[MACHOParticipant]

Cool stuff from Uncle Bob, good video to send to get rid of an annoying chick! 😎

You must own a better Crystal ball than I

[Anonymous 25]

does my bum look big in this?

your bum would look big in the Grand Canyon

[GregB0Participant]

Thanks for sharing and as we were told as children, honesty is the best policy! Just think of the many ways Uncle Rob’s wisdom can be used each day!

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[GregB0Participant]

Tower, Here is a joke that I can imagine Uncle Roy stating because it is funny and the truth:

Why do girls put on makeup and perfume? Because they’re ugly and they stink.

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[Anonymous 42]

GregB0 wrote:

Tower, Here is a joke that I can imagine Uncle Roy stating because it is funny and the truth:

Why do girls put on makeup and perfume? Because they’re ugly and they stink.

<pointing to a 350 year old oak tree> I tell them “look, that 350 year old oak tree took 350 years to get that FAT! At least you still look young!”…

[GregB0Participant]

Sticking with the “honesty” statement Tower, here’s another potential Uncle Roy joke for you:

A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror… She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, “I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly… I really need you to pay me a compliment.”

The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”

​"​My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.​" - Clarence Buddinton Kelland

[WanderingMGTOWParticipant 288]

That guy’s hilarious. Check out his best of vids.

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