Dating a Hunter-Gatherer Broad

[UintatheriumParticipant 1861]

I just have a question for you guys. Suppose I went to the Amazon Rainforest in South America. Suppose I spent some time with a barely civilized jungle tribe. Would any of their women want to f~~~ me?

I’m just asking because I would enjoy that a whole lot. I’d like to f~~~ a chick who is literally from the jungle.

MGTOW: because you can (and should) say anything about a woman as long as she isn't within earshot

[StargazerParticipant 12505]

No, they’d think you’re a soft, pasty waste of flesh. You’d have no skills, you’d be blind and deaf to the languange of the jungle, you wouldn’t be able to eat anything or sleep anywhere or step on anything without cringing like a girl and you wouldn’t have the look or know any of the rituals that would get them excited about mating with you.

Maybe one would take you under her wing… like a retarded pet pig or something… but the others would make fun of her for it and even she wouldn’t see you as a real man or want to mate with you. They’d all make jokes about how you’d be better off if they ate you but that you’d probably taste gross… she’d defend you at first but eventually she’d grow to resent and hate you for making her look bad.

The men would all probably line up to f~~~ you, though… and if they ever got you inside the long house, they probably would take turns doing so all night.

Sounding good to you yet?

[AwakenedParticipant 35202]

Stargazer wrote:

The men would all probably line up to f~~~ you, though… and if they ever got you inside the long house, they probably would take turns doing so all night.

Sounding good to you yet?

I think you might have ruined his whole savage f~~~ing fantasy.

In a World of Justin Beibers Be a Johnny Cash

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

Uintatherium wrote:

I’d like to f~~~ a chick who is literally from the jungle.

Move to Detroit, and go nuts.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[BoarParticipant]

They would probably use you to fatten the tarantulas. They say they taste a lot like lobster.

Untamed wrote: Quit complaining and Go Your Own Way in whatever manner suits you best.

[Sam RavenParticipant 181]

Only way to have them is to be born among them.

Being jungle smart is like being street smart, it takes years of experience. You will need to be able to tell a person or animal’s sex, age, health, whether its on the prowl or casually walking, from a single set of tracks. On top of that you will need to read the time of the day, the weather for the next few weeks, all by observing the behavior of the animals, and the patterns of the clouds and the wind directions. And you better be good at hunting and skinning an animal without feeling queasy. No toilets btw so you will need to know how to s~~~ without having a jaguar jumping on you while you are taking a dump. And you will have to eat raw meat at times.

Most likely you will be dead from food poisoning in weeks because the bacteria that used to be present in all of us that allowed us to eat raw meat without getting food poisoning have gone extinct in our guts with fire and cooking to kill the bad bacteria for them.

[DorkShitParticipant 4353]

Have you ever had the s~~~s from stomach heaving?

You would be a walking s~~~ fest. If you survived long enough you would always be remembered by your tribal name. He who s~~~s storms.

Not the most pleasant mating material.

Peace brothers

[Elric GreenstoneParticipant 1637]

I would make fun of OP, but I have mentally gone down the exact same roads.

Originally my brilliant idea was that I would date an Eastern European or Russian or Stans broad, and that she would love me forever and not rip me off or take my kids and would magically want to be with me because I was awesome, and not because I was a ticket to an American passport for her and 87 of her closest relatives and divorce indenture money forever and ever.

Then I downgraded a little, and decided to, in my head, pursue Southeast Asian women. Thai, Burman, Indonesian. These would be the women who would love me, total cultural stranger, for me, and not for what they could do to me. My princessunicornsoulmate is waiting for me in Rangoon! Yes, that’s where I can start my 21st century family. Rangoon.

I downgraded further from there. War zones! That’s where my bride to be awaits. Ukraine, Venezuala, Syria, Libya. My soulmateunicornfacehugger is there, waiting to burst my chest love me forever for me, not just to use me and f~~~ me over until, hypergamously (sp?), something better comes along once she’s gotten US permanent residency.

I am seriously not making fun of you. I spent a good year going through these mental gymnastics.

Then I reconnected with my first serious girlfriend. For real. Not just in my head. Spent Wasted six months of my life in drama land as she wandered towards divorcing the prick she left me for in her twenties. I bought a house near Gainesville, six hours away, to be closer to Sunshine the Librarian and be her emotional tampon.

She dumped me. She’s still divorcing her husband, who will be divorce raped by the sound of it, but my usefulness was done once I gave her the strength to file the papers. F~~~ both of us. I have some slight sense of delight that I screwed over the guy who screwed me over decades ago, but ya know the reality of it? She screwed us both over.

My current fantasy is that an observant, Chasidic Jewish girl has always been my beshert (soulmate), and will one day fall into my life. The divorce rate among Chasidim is under 2%, and most Chasidic girls marry in their late teens / early twenties. I’m 47. This is a reasonably safe fantasy, as quite literally almost no Chasidic women in their 30s or 40s exist to marry. It’s sort of like having one’s fantasy girl from Barsoom. One can still waste plenty of mental energy thinking about it, but it’s unlikely to really cost you much in dinners.

You have my sympathy, OP. Like many of us, you’re trying to bargain with G-d for some kind of solution to this f~~~ed up society. Many of us have been exactly where you are, right now. No, connecting with an illiterate tribal whatever is not a good idea. It is a bad idea. But it’s going to be okay, we promise.

One day at a time, brother.

"You can either love women, or understand women. You can't do both. Because once you understand women, you realize that there is really nothing to love."

[Sky-OParticipant 18936]

You should try your plan out with a tribe in Africa first.

Same scenario. But somewhere in the jungle of Central Africa.

Just walk into a tribe’s village looking for your primitive dream girl, with your dick out and yell

‘I’m here!! Where all da’ pussy at yo!!’

And I’m sure the tribal elders will hook you up with a mate.

LOL

[Anonymous 24]

Uintatherium wrote:

I just have a question for you guys. Suppose I went to the Amazon Rainforest in South America. Suppose I spent some time with a barely civilized jungle tribe. Would any of their women want to f~~~ me?

I’m just asking because I would enjoy that a whole lot. I’d like to f~~~ a chick who is literally from the jungle.

Well, if you brought wealth and power with you via any form of trading, yea, like women everywhere, they are gonna f~~~ whoever has all the xyz that buys the abc. You would not have to go out and prove your worth, you could just sit at camp and be king, and we all know, the king always gets the best blowjobs.

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