Crazy Bitch in a nutshell!

[AuctoratusParticipant 52]

I got contacted by an Ex last weekend. Turns out she is living in the US & A illegally, and the recent events of Trump becoming the POTUS and the ‘mass deportation of illegal immigrants’, got her scared. According to her “the government was going from house-to-house searching for people to deport”. Insert roll-eye emoji.
Anyho, my ex contacted me to get money for a fake marriage. She said $3000-$5000 would be a good start to send to her, so she could eventually get a Green Card.
I’ll pause here to let this sink in…

Yeah, right? Told her that the moment she “moved on” aka monkey branched to ride the c~~~ carousel the lost the right of asking for any help, and that I would not send her 10 Cents, and she should ask the guy she moved on to. She tried to sway me by saying it was not for her but for the child (she’s a single mum now – how did that work out for you). Yada, yada, yada…She seemed shocked and was genuinely thinking I would open my wallet and give her $5000. Crazy, crazy bitch!

[XSDBSParticipant 3598]

I hope you laughed at her until she hung up…

[Solo MAN’S WisdomParticipant]

Scrape some sweat off of your nut sack after your next work out, and send that to her with your regards. SW.

When women lead, destruction is the destination. -- Me.

[Freeman_KParticipant 3524]

Send her monopoly money.

The choices we make, not the chances we take, determine our destiny

[AkhilleusParticipant 2486]

Yo go girl lol hamster wheel thinking lol

Aloha means family you don't leave family behind. Who will be the next Draconarius for MGTOW? MGTOW = brothers = acceptance = belonging

[PistolPeteParticipant 27143]

Isn’t the obvious question: What am I buying for 5K? I mean I know what YOU are going to buy with the 5K but what am I buying with it?

[Oz-BlokeParticipant 3233]

And hence Trump’s war on illegal immigration. Hope his people catch up with her.

#ManOut

[Sky-OParticipant 18934]

$5,000 ??

I’m actually selling a full size, gold plated hamster wheel for $4,999 if she gets the money and is interested in it.

[Chaff/FlareParticipant 3235]

Why does she have your contact info? MAGA

When you find yourself in the majority, it's time to reflect.

[sidecarParticipant 35837]

Auctoratus wrote:

Anyho, my ex contacted me to get money for a fake marriage. She said $3000-$5000 would be a good start to send to her, so she could eventually get a Green Card.

Tell her OK. Say it took you a while to get all the money together, but you have a cashier’s check for her. Ask for her address “to send the money to.”

Send that address on to DHS. Their toll free anonymous tip line is 1-866-DHS-2ICE. Make sure to tell them she’s been attempting interstate wire fraud. She’ll never bother you again.

[AuctoratusParticipant 52]

LOL. Yeah, some other dude told me the same thing: call it in anonymously…I am tempted!

[narwhalParticipant]

Sounds like a scam to me. I’d guess that she is no where near the US, but figures she can convince you that she is just to get you to send some cash her way….maybe even regular payments. She is hoping to play you for a white knight.

And I’m stereotyping a bit when I say this, but judging by your avatar, you don’t live in a country where people are desperate to leave. If her story were true, where exactly is the harm in her returning to your country…where she belongs.

Ok. Then do it.

[AuctoratusParticipant 52]

I work and spend most of the year in a s~~~-hole supreme: Haiti…

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